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Guest razazteca
Posted

well the bye week catches up with me....damn you Patroits

 

but Gannon should have a good game and Northcutt should do well against the Texans and the Dallas Defense should do better against the Cardinals.

 

The win streak ends now A Team

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

Im just happy that I have a 40 pt lead tonight, with Garcia playing. Hopefully Alexander wont go nuts, but even if he does, I still have a shot to win with Garcia playing...

Guest jimmy no nose
Posted

Next week isn't looking good, no Ron Dayne, no Chad Johnson, and no Amani Toomer. Why are my players always out in packs? Who's up for some trading?

Guest razazteca
Posted

the only thing that can go wrong is if Garcia throws the ball to the other team

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

Well, that Barlow TD doesnt help me much..

At least S. Alexander is being held in check.

Guest razazteca
Posted

Bobby Engram scored on a Punt Return :) plus had 3 recptions 40 yards = 100 yards of total offense

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

I jinxed myself. S. Alexander just had about 55 yards and a TD on that one drive.

 

CP has about 18 pts tonight total, Garcia has about 16 pts. Considering I was up almost 40 pts, I think its safe to say that S. Alexander and Barlow wont get 38 pts worth of offense in 1 qtr +..

 

Another good thing is that I scored 100 pts again this week after being around the 50-60 pt range the first 4 weeks.

 

A Team, look at my trade, it will give you another Starter at WR/RB and you're giving up a Bengals WR for a Chiefs WR...

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

LOL.

 

Owens catches a TD and then signs the football with a pen he had in his socks and Im guessing he gave it to a fan.

 

I wonder if thats what Owens is going to do now instead of an Endzone dance.

Guest razazteca
Posted

you can buy a collectable copy on E-Bay soon at $81 starting bid :)

Guest hardyz1
Posted

I'm willing to trade one of my defenses (Tampa Bay and New Orleans) and one of my QBs (David Carr, Steve McNair, and Tommy Maddox) for WR/RBs.

Posted

Bad news - Pats are on a bye, so I lose my QB, K, and D (but maybe that isn't TOO bad) and the Titans are off too, so there goes my TE.

 

Good news - I'm facing Power & Glory next week, so I'll still win.

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

Week 8 is gonna be killer with the Packers, Chargers, Dolphins and Rams on Bye Weeks.

eh, good thing Im facing Power and Glory that week.

 

This week is my toughest game for a while, vs MIB, but I think I should be able to pull it out and start a winning streak.

Guest The Man in Blak
Posted

Yeah, it's gonna be a pretty close match-up this week. Right now, my team is slightly banged up (not sure if Stallworth has been cleared to play or not) but, as we've seen this year, anything can happen.

 

May the best team win.

Guest razazteca
Posted

Expansion Team Rudos vs A Team

 

QB

Gannon vs Vick

advantage me

 

WR

Northcutt & Proehl vs Horn & Moss

advantage him

 

RB

Schlesigner&Chapman vs Garner & Anderson

advantage depends if Garner is healthy

 

TE

Kleinsasser vs Flemister

advantage me

 

WR/RB

Williams & Engrim & Scott vs Conway & Franks & Boerihter

advantage me

 

Kicker

Wilkins vs Elam

advantage him

 

Defense

Dallas vs Seattle

advantage me

 

so who will win? it all depends if the A Team is healthy if the key players are then they are a threat.

 

A Team strength is WR and RB and Kicker

Expansion Team Rudos strength is QB and the special teams

Guest razazteca
Posted

Worst Team Ever vs MIB

 

QB

Garcia vs Griece

advantage even - Chiefs have a bad defense but the Broncos might run the ball more often, the Saints have a better defense but TO could have a big game

 

WR

Hakim & Brown vs Galloway & Doering

advantage Worst team ever

 

RB

Lewis & Jordan vs Thomas & Mitchell

advantage MIB the Bears are playing the Lions and Mitchell is a good PR/KR

 

TE

Davis vs McMicheal

advantage even again

 

WR/RB

Gardner & Gaffney & Dwight vs Kennison & Taylor & Watson

advantage is a tough call but I give to Worst Team Ever for Gaffney vs Browns

the Packers game is will settle this dispute.

 

Kicker

Mare vs Vanderjegt

advantage to Worst Team Ever the Fish will score alot one way or another

 

Defense

Steelers vs Eagles

advantage MIB the Eagles are just more consistant

 

winner will be settled by the kicking game will Mare get the 50+yarder field goals again?

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

Jabar Gaffney gets a Passing TD! Whoo hoo, it was looking bad early, but my most of my WR's are doing well in the late games (Gaffney passing TD, Brown 62 yards, Dwight 58 combined yards..) I need another TD though..

Guest razazteca
Posted

the trade I made looks like I got the better deal out of it.

 

TE Sloan of Saints for WR TJ of Bengals, I got back the a player who I lost in an earlier trade.

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

Grrrr...

 

MIB 77.45 (Vanderjagt)

WTE 66.05 (Pittsburgh Defense)

 

Im down 11.4 pts, and with Vanderjagt's inane ability it hit 50 yard fgs, unless Pittsburgh can totally shut out Indy and get 12 pts worth of defense, Im gonna lose..Tight Game none the less..but color me disapointed..

Guest razazteca
Posted

I think my game is close as the supporting cast of the Expansion Team Rudos did nothing this week. Only one TD from somebody other than Gannon. But the kicker was on fire so I do not know how the match up went.

Guest The Man in Blak
Posted

All right, here's your Man in Blak StatTracker Fantasy Football Review:

 

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The Men in Blak - 77.94 (M. Vanderjagt)

Worst...Team...Ever! - 65.11 (DEF-Steelers)

 

- Brian Griese, QB-MIB, 30.37

- Jabar Gaffney, WR/RB-WTE!, 12.13

 

MIB sez: Close game, just like we thought it would be.

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Bellingham NO MA'AM - 92.09 (P. Burress)

Bama Roughnecks - 47.50 (C. Fuamatu-M...)

 

- James Stewart, RB-MA'AM, 26.20

- Fred Taylor, RB-Bama, 22.5

 

MIB sez: QB's McNabb and Brunell score a combined 12.34 points in a bizarre matchup.

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Metaluna Mutants - 40.85 (H. Ward)

Power & Glory - 52.05

 

- Drew Brees, QB-MM, 28.60

- Jerry Rice, WR-P&G, 14.80

 

MIB sez: With only four players scoring for his team, Power & Glory may pull out a huge upset if Hines Ward doesn't pull in a TD tomorrow night.

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Darkside Dominators - 87.74 (E. James, T. Mathis)

Canadian Pride - 57.46

 

- Aaron Brooks, QB-DD, 41.64

- Laveranues Coles, WR-Can, 13.75

 

MIB sez: The Misunderstood Dominators steamroll and it begs the question - since there's no more prime time games for the Seahawks, will Shaun Alexander (4.00) ever score another TD this year?

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Expansion Team Rudos - 92.31

The A Team - 92.90

 

FINAL (unofficial)

 

- Rich Gannon, QB-Rudo, 49.07

- Joe Horn, WR-A, 21.15

 

MIB sez: The closest game of the year, once the stats get ironed out. It should be noted that the undefeated A Team picked up Frank Sanders off of waivers prior to this game...and he promptly chipped in 3.30 points in this contest.

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Banker's Club All-Stars - 32.57 (J. Bettis)

The Barely Knewyas - 90.31

 

- LaDainian Tomlinson, RB-TBK, 27.45

- Tim Couch, QB-TBK, 19.96

 

MIB sez: As of right now, the highest scoring player on the Banker's Club is the Packers defense...with 9.00 points.

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Fear the ~! - 104.69

Wraiths - 46.58 (P. Manning)

 

- Marshall Faulk, RB-~!, 42.45

- T.J. Duckett, WR/RB-Wra, 16.70

 

MIB sez: Though Peyton Manning is certainly capable of throwing up a 40+ point day against the Steelers defense, it still may not be enough to counter a phenomenal day from Marshall Faulk.

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Satanico's Minions - 88.36

Intercourse Boxheads - 51.17 (M. Pollard)

 

- Priest Holmes, RB-Box, 31.45

- Todd Heap, TE-Satan, 16.40

 

MIB sez: Injuries and the ill-fated bye week riddle the Boxheads, who will fall to 1-3 in their last four games.

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nutcracker - 79.65 (A. Zereoue)

Fightin' Crackers - 59.70 (T. Maddox, M. Harrison)

 

- Shannon Sharpe, TE-nut, 28.70

- Corey Bradford, WR-nut, 16.80

 

MIB sez: This is another one that will go down to the wire for tomorrow night, but here's a bold (stupid?) prediction - Marvin Harrison scores more points than Tommy Maddox to give the Crackers the close win.

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Space Monkeys - 74.99 (Q. Ismail)

Poortucket Patriots - 77.26 (T. Peterson)

 

- Ahman Green, RB-SpM, 24.80

- Garrison Hearst, RB-Pat, 21.85

 

MIB sez: Another poor QB matchup (10.20 points combined) leaves a very tight game up for grabs - Ismail may need a career day to catch up distance on Peterson, who may get huge point opportunities if/when the Steelers offense stalls out.

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MONEY PLAYAS (so far):

 

QB

- Rich Gannon, QB-Rudos, 49.07

- Aaron Brooks, QB-DD, 41.64

 

Non-QB

- Marshall Faulk, RB-~!, 42.45

- Priest Holmes, RB-Box, 31.45

- Shannon Sharpe, TE-nut, 28.70

- LaDainian Tomlinson, RB-TBK, 27.45

- James Stewart, RB-MA'AM, 26.20

Guest razazteca
Posted

damn it losing by small margins is getting me angry!!!!!!!!!

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

Hmm. A 12.8 pt defecit. I doubt the Steelers are gonna get me 13 pts on Defense and stop Vanderjagt from getting any points (meaning that they'll probably have to have a shutout) Hmm. Blocked fgs count as points for the defense (me) and negative pts for the Kicker (MIB) though, so theoretically I still have maybe a 1 in 1 million shot, but at least I still have a shot..

 

*searches for some information on how to put a jinx/curse on a football player*

Guest hardyz1
Posted

Man, I'm in a close one. I just need Maddox and Harrison to score 20 more than Zereoue.

 

It's gonna be tight.

Guest hardyz1
Posted

And I'm so pissed that Jake Reed dropped that pass in the end zone. Damn.

Guest razazteca
Posted

you lucky SOB Jimmy No Nose, I lost the game on an INT!!!! defeated by players that I cut early in the seasonn.

 

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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