The Official SmartMarks Fantasy Football Thread

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Of course...the one fucking week that Peter Warrick breaks out and pulls down two receiving TDs is the week that I bench him, thinking that one of the league's leading passing defenses will shut him up.

 

AAAAAAAAGH

 

*throws clipboard into the ground*

 

*begins stomping it*

[Guest the pinjockey]

This is kind of relexing watching a weekend of football without thinking abuot how my team is doing every two seconds.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Chad Johnson's had a big day (6 Catch for 100+ yards)

Garcia has 2 TDs

Rod Gardner has a TD

 

On the Flip side:

Brady has 2 TDS

Houston's Defense has 2 TDs

[Guest Kingpk]

Fucking A, Torry Holt and Hines Ward pick THIS week to not do anything. And fuck the refs for taking away a Brady TD catch and pass.

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Meh, my game and my season's already done. If there's four slots for the playoffs, then I'm out. If there's eight slots, then I limp in without one of my runningbacks and an injured quarterback. Either way, 'tis no good for moi.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

Good thing Michael Vick got me 0 points.

[Guest El Satanico]

Dante Hall just may win my game for me.

 

Two kickoff return touchdowns that covered over 160 yards should get me good points.

[Guest razazteca]

Mason 6 rec for 77 yards

Houshmandezah did well in kickoff returns 5 for average of 20 yards each

Antowain Smith 1 TD

[Guest jimmy no nose]

I think I lost.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

I just realized this was pretty much a meaningless game.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Me now

 

ZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

Me in 2 Months

 

BRING ON THE SMART MARKS FANTASY BASEBALL LEAGUE!

[Guest razazteca]

well there still is the basketball league

 

as for the football team I wonder if I ran the score up enough to squeeze into the 4th spot or not.

[Guest Kingpk]

Hey Wraiths, better keep looking over your shoulder so you don't fall while backing into the playoffs like that.

 

No, I'm not bitter.

[Guest razazteca]

so close but so far away!

 

why did the Raiders start a running game this week? Damn about 20 points away from the promise land, I almost had the miracle season but fell apart on the final week against a team which I should of ran the score up.

 

to the Mutants U F'ed Up

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Okay, so let me change what I said.

 

How about "limp into without one of my runningbacks, two of my wide receivers, and a ragged quarterback"? I mean, really. I'm starting two kickoff returners and a backup tailback - there is absolutely no excuse for you to lose, Kingpk.

[Guest razazteca]

you think you got it bad I have 5 players listed at Q or P one of my better players is Questionable, Northcutt and then the Raiders start running the ball more often, and of course the Vikings start running QB sneaks in the Red Zone.

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Well, like I said...Moe Williams isn't going to run a TD in every game.

 

[Guest razazteca]

Mr Dependable has been inflicted the dreaded Turf Toe

 

hopefully the Cowboys Defense can destroy the Redskins with several sacks and turnovers.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

I think Clinton Portis killed me. I can still be #3 in the league. Consolation game here i come.

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Actually, Drew Bledsoe and his -8.94 points might have saved you.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

Some unexpected help from Ron Dayne may have saved the season. Didn't see that coming. This should be close.

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Satanico's Minions - 104.27

The A Team - 107.46

 

A last second TD from Ron Dayne did put you over...but just barely. If Satanico had started Harrington (who was 0/1 today) instead of Bledsoe, you would have lost.

 

A crazy game, nonetheless.

 

NOTE: This is StatTracker...so these scores aren't totally official and final, though they're usually fairly close.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

Well that makes me feel better, but I've learned not to believe any score I see until Tuesday, even if every player has finished playing before 8:00 on Sunday and you're winning on Monday.

[Guest razazteca]

looks like I need a big game by Mason on MNF because my injuries has hurt me big time. Come on Prohl get a TD.......please.

[Guest Kingpk]

Yay, I'm most likely guaranteed 6th Place!!!!. Goodies!!!

[Guest hardyz1]

OK, Steve McNair. I know I have forsaken you in the past. Last week, I thought Tommy Maddox's matchup was better than yours. I was wrong. I apologize and beg for forgiveness. Please have a good game tonight. Thank you.

[Guest razazteca]

yes McNair give Mason several TDs then run around to get a poor passing completion and throw a few INTs.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

Oops, double post.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

I would like to take this time to thank the New York Giants. They got me Ron Dayne's 80 yards and 2 TDs, Amani Toomer's 6 for 99, 3 sacks, 2 INTs, a fumble recovery and a TD.

I don't think I've had a defensive TD by my starting team all year, and this week both my starting and backup Ds did. I just hope this week they don't take away that TD.

[Guest hardyz1]

I had the following people on the bench: Dee Brown (2 TD's), Pete Mitchell (1 TD), Jake Reed (1 TD). And I still have a 26 point lead.

 

Let's hope for good games from Drew Bennett, Justin McCareins, and Frank Wychek! Derrick Mason? Nah, throw it to John Simon instead.

 

I'm still peeved that I didn't play McNair two weeks ago. I would be in the top four instead of staring down 5-8. Of course, I would've lost to Fear the ~, but top four is good.

 

Does anyone else find it funny that Space Monkeys picked up a couple players on Monday even though his season was done?