The Official SmartMarks Fantasy Football Thread

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I gotta say good luck to everyone and hopefully the season will be a good one.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Stat tracker rules..

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Why yes, my #1 draft pick has been held to eight yards so far this week...

 

*loads up shotgun and begins searching for his "safe pick of the week", Marvin*

[Guest razazteca]

Shockey looks good but drops the ball, and why does Tiki get the 3rd down & 4th and inches plays? That should be Fullback material for Ron Dayne!!!

[Guest MrRant]

Thank god I have the Giants kicker.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I hope Garcia goes on a long drive to score the Winning TD here, cause this pissed me off.

 

Collins has about 13 pts, and Garcia has about 11..

 

Just as I say this Garcia to Owens for 33 yards..and another 12 yard pass..

[Guest The Man in Blak]

All right, I take that back. Garcia seems to be pulling out all the stops...which includes long shots to Owens and Stokes.

[Guest razazteca]

come on Giants block another field goal

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Cortez kick is good..

 

And Garcia finishes with 14.65 pts, which is quite less than I hoped for..

[Guest The Man in Blak]

You're telling me. Owens snagged in 4.65...which isn't exactly first round draft pick numbers.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

---- Stat Tracker Score Update ----

 

Lunatics R Us 15.69

The A Team 11.20

 

Bellingham NO MA'AM 12.70

Metaluna Mutants 0

 

Darkside Dominators 3.35

The Barely Knewyas 0

 

Canadian Pride 11.40

Wraiths 22.48

 

The Men in Blak 8.35

Intercourse Boxheads 0

 

Power&Glory 0

Fightin' Crackers 0

 

Bama Roughnecks 0

Space Monkeys 0

 

Texano Rudos 5.30

nutcracker 0

 

BankersClub Allstars 0

Satanico's Minions 0

 

Fear the ~! 0

Poortucket Patriots 10.75

 

All scores are unofficial (based on unofficial scoring) and could change..

 

Im thinking about spending the 8 bucks to get stattracker since i have 3 yahoo teams and I can also provide these scoring updates..

[Guest razazteca]

5.3 points for 2 blocked kicks and and INT? whats up with that?

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Actually its 3.5 pts, plus you got 1.8 pts for Ron Dayne..Ints are worth 1.5 pts and Blocked kicks are worth 1 pt.

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Er, skip that for a second...

[Guest Kingpk]

Man, you have to PAY to get live scoring?

 

That sucks.

[Guest razazteca]

week 1 its free

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Good GAWD, what an ugly game that was. For those of you who are interested in such things, here are some important team stats (though I'm not really sure this game is going to be a strong indication for either team):

 

SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS - WEEK 1

 

Total Plays = 51

Turnovers = 1 (INT)

 

1st Downs = 13

- Rushing = 5

- Passing = 7

- Penalty = 1

 

Net Rushing Yards = 113 (5.5 avg.)

Net Passing Yards = 166 (6.4 avg.)

 

Red Zone Efficiency = 1/5 (20%)

Goal To Go Efficiency = 1/3 (33%)

 

Field Goals = 3/5 (60%)

 

"Overall Efficiency" = 27/51 (53%)

<(# of non-penalty 1st Downs + Points Scored - Turnovers) / Total Plays>

 

 

NEW YORK GIANTS - WEEK 1

 

Total Plays = 71

Turnovers = 3 (3 INTs)

 

1st Downs = 21

- Rushing = 2

- Passing = 17

- Penalty = 2

 

Net Rushing Yards = 43 (5.1 avg.)

Net Passing Yards = 318 (6.5 avg.)

 

Red Zone Efficiency = 1/3 (33%)

Goal To Go Efficiency = 1/1 (100%)

 

Field Goals = 2/2 (100%)

 

"Overall Efficiency" = 29/71 (41%)

<(# of non-penalty 1st Downs + Points Scored - Turnovers) / Total Plays>

[Guest MrRant]

At least I got some points.

[Guest converge241]

man im laughing my ass of @ T.O.

[Guest cartman]

I'm just happy Hearst got me a TD

[Guest jimmy no nose]

I got 11 points out of Amani Toomer which is more than I was expecting. Too bad he didn't pick up any TDs, that would have been a great start for me.

[Guest MrRant]

I was suprised to get 12.70 points from just the kicker and Shockey.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Vick is killing me!! Absolutely killin me. Hmm...

[Guest cartman]

Henry is saving me!!! Absolutely shocking me too lol.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

Yeah! Michael Vick=beast. 27 points before the half. To think I got a last minute back up just in case.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Curtis Martins hurt and Lamont Jordan is in!

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Im back in the Game..

 

ROD GARDNER 7 catches 123 Yards TD!!

[Guest Kingpk]

Wow, I got 5 whole points.

 

Whoopee. I'll be sure to keep the basement nice and tidy.

 

EDIT: If it wasn't for the turnovers, the Jets would be conpletely out of their game. I love it.

[Guest razazteca]

waiting patiently for the 2nd game so Gannon can win the match up for me.

 

Brett Favre is putting up a good fight for a team with no RB.....nutcracker indeed

 

Your Breaking My Balls

[Guest cartman]

Lemme just say what an awesome day of football so far. The scoring has been extremely abundant in almost every game...I got the Bills/Jets game here and i'm lovin every minute of it.

 

Great to see Drew having a good time so far, lovin the new Leadership/attitude for him. I always loved the guy with the Pats and I cant just turn away now. I'll root for Buffalo as long as it doesnt involve hurting my Pats.

 

Travis Henry, who woulda guessed he would have this kind of day against a supposed dominant Jets Defensive front?

 

Miami...big whoop pickin' on the worst team in the NFL.

 

GB? HAHAHAHAHA!

 

and Robert Edwards making his triumphant return to the NFL?? Miami will need him in a few weeks.

 

How bout the Philly "Ruthless Agression~!" Eagles goin for the onside kick after their first TD in the forst quarter and getting the ball back, followed by another quick TD...amazing!

 

I love this game!