Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 What happened to the "No Holds Barred" folder? It just doesn't feel right lately. It's mostly stupid stuff about posters nobody cares about pretending to be all bad-ass, or dumb caption games. Where's the love? Where's the hate? Where's the genuine emotion or... whatever it was that made this folder so... right before.
Guest MrRant Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 I posted with genuine emotion and ruthless agression.
Guest J*ingus Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 ::flames evenflow for this shitty thread::
Guest The Man in Blak Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 I blame the trend of the "what do you think of me" threads...and then the following trend of the "caption this" thing. I mean, one thread is cute, but having twenty is excessive and, in most cases, they all could have easily slotted into General Chat, where more random topics like those should be embraced.
Guest MrRant Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 ::Flames everyone in the thread with such genuine emotion it tugs at your heart strings::
Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 Yea... maybe we need an endless string of uncharacteristic and out of place cussing and childish insults... disclaimer: y'all know I'm playing with this, but if we're going to do stupid flames to each other, let's take it to the next (lowest) level! I'm not going to ::flame:: you Jingus! I'm tired of your "witty retorts"! Why don't you go take your "intelligent arguments" and stick them up your ass? Oh, I forgot, you were masturbating with Mr. Pogo's sickle and it got stuck, so there's no room left! Why not just get a hamster or fantasize about Goldberg like a NORMAL "::flaming::" homosexual?! MrRant, what's up with Seattle? I mean Christ, Mr. "Superstar", when you're done drinking your Starbucks and using your Microsoft computers, why don't you put that genuine heartfelt emotion into something truly romantic, like, say, your own crucifixtion! Man in Blak, you have JAKE THE SNAKE as your avatar. That pretty much speaks for itself... ooh! Hi, I'm Man in Blak, I'm SOOO established... as a washed-up has-been like my hero Jake The Snake. I can't wait to grow up so I can sell myself for crack like he does! Anyone else reading this, you ruined the thread. Thanks a lot, you sux0r c0x0rs! You're... uhhh.... YOU'RE STUPID!
Guest MrRant Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 <flame on> Well why don't you get a fucking job you two bit hack of a writer evenflow? At least I can afford to drink Starbucks and use a computer you broke ass motherfucker. Your writing is barely good enough for the plot for a soft core porn on HBO or Skinamax. Fucking cocksucking Bitch. </flame on>
Guest The Man in Blak Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 Man in Blak, you have JAKE THE SNAKE as your avatar. That pretty much speaks for itself... ooh! Hi, I'm Man in Blak, I'm SOOO established... as a washed-up has-been like my hero Jake The Snake. I can't wait to grow up so I can sell myself for crack like he does! Probably beats having to braid your hair so that Pat will have something to grip ahold of when he "pushes" you into the "main event", I'd say. But it's nice to see that you're kind of getting the idea of one of the possibilities of the folder.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 <flame on> Well why don't you get a fucking job you two bit hack of a writer evenflow? At least I can afford to drink Starbucks and use a computer you broke ass motherfucker. Your writing is barely good enough for the plot for a soft core porn on HBO or Skinamax. Fucking cocksucking Bitch. </flame on> /oof (out of flame) I couldn't help but laugh at this one, if for no other reason than that I can perfectly imagine my mom saying, "Well why don't you get a fucking job you two bit hack of a writer?" (w/ expletive intact, if she's really angry!) About my writing ability, that's two bits more than you, buddy! I guess you should know about second-rate pornos better than anyone; last I heard you were still "giving rides on your Space Needle" for $1.50 a night. Don't think you're fooling anyone with that "AT&T" ruse, there's only one profession I can think of with the "hours" you work nightly... hint: it starts with a W and ends with HORE! /oof I suck at flaming overall, but I hope sometimes I can get in a laugh or two. Flame on!
Guest Incandenza Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 evenflow, you, you...you monkey-headed Amish boy! ::mindlessly flames everyone in fit of rage due to his creative impotency vis-a-vis flaming::
Guest goodhelmet Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 hey evenflow! three words: your prom date!
Guest Retro Rob Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 I think I know what was missing...I haven't been posting here very much.
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 This thread is to the spirit of No Holds Barred what "No Holds Barred" was to the movie world.... fuck you all
Guest Angle-plex Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 After they moved it down the forums, I think some people forgot about it.
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 this thread is fuckin stupid, figures though whoo Im done
Guest oldschoolwrestling Posted July 29, 2002 Report Posted July 29, 2002 ::goes into your closet when you are not home and takes a huge shit::
Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 this thread is fuckin stupid, figures though whoo Im done It's no less stupid than any of your dumb-ass pro-Metallica threads! Shaved Bear: Yea, I realize that Guns N Roses songs have real emotion and good composition written into them, as well as Axl's ghostly rasp of a deliver, but that doesn't mean anything 'cuz METALLICA RULZ! Now THERE'S a talented band! Anyone Else: That's not a valid argument. Shaved Bear: Fine, METALLICA RULZ because there members are so much more better! Anyone Else: That's still not a valid argument. Shaved Bear: Hey, look, I have Brak in my avatar! Anyone Else: Wait... now you're dodging the question because you have no valid argument! Shaved Bear: Dance, Brak, dance! METALLICA RULZ GNR!!!! At least when the U.S. government spreads baseless propaganda, they make it sound like it's good for you!
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 this thread is fuckin stupid, figures though whoo Im done It's no less stupid than any of your dumb-ass pro-Metallica threads! Shaved Bear: Yea, I realize that Guns N Roses songs have real emotion and good composition written into them, as well as Axl's ghostly rasp of a deliver, but that doesn't mean anything 'cuz METALLICA RULZ! Now THERE'S a talented band! Anyone Else: That's not a valid argument. Shaved Bear: Fine, METALLICA RULZ because there members are so much more better! Anyone Else: That's still not a valid argument. Shaved Bear: Hey, look, I have Brak in my avatar! Anyone Else: Wait... now you're dodging the question because you have no valid argument! Shaved Bear: Dance, Brak, dance! METALLICA RULZ GNR!!!! At least when the U.S. government spreads baseless propaganda, they make it sound like it's good for you! umm yeah, cause I actually said all of that
Guest razazteca Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 I shall rule the fantasy football league!!!! Fear the ~ ha ha ha more like fear my starting QB Mike McMahon Men in Black......the Falcons will never get beyond 8-8 if that. Shaved Bear, fear the 3 Ham Omellete!!!!
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 oh no, stay away from Thundercleese's goldfish with that 3 ham omelet
Guest HungryJack Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 Dammit Bear , you had a perfect flaming chance RIGHT THERE This is why you guys don't need this folder....
Guest razazteca Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 if you keep this up you cannot go to the Foot Carnival.....if you pass the Airport you went to far
Guest razazteca Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 Hungry Jack you have no substance you are nothing but fluff.....Aunt Jamima & Ms Butters Worth owns thee
Guest HungryJack Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 no SUBSTANCE?!?!?! FLUFF???? MY PANCAKES OWN YOUR BALLS Aunt Jemima is my BITCH.
Guest razazteca Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 Hungry Jack your just like a career tag team worker....without the syrup you are tasteless
Guest HungryJack Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 NEVER. try butter and jam , chumpstain.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 Aunt Jemima is my BITCH. Yea, this makes a lot of sense. HungryJack, dude, American Pie WASN'T real. You don't have to "one up" the characters by sticking your dick in a twenty-year old greasy syrup bottle instead of a pie.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 this thread is fuckin stupid, figures though whoo Im done It's no less stupid than any of your dumb-ass pro-Metallica threads! Shaved Bear: Yea, I realize that Guns N Roses songs have real emotion and good composition written into them, as well as Axl's ghostly rasp of a deliver, but that doesn't mean anything 'cuz METALLICA RULZ! Now THERE'S a talented band! Anyone Else: That's not a valid argument. Shaved Bear: Fine, METALLICA RULZ because there members are so much more better! Anyone Else: That's still not a valid argument. Shaved Bear: Hey, look, I have Brak in my avatar! Anyone Else: Wait... now you're dodging the question because you have no valid argument! Shaved Bear: Dance, Brak, dance! METALLICA RULZ GNR!!!! At least when the U.S. government spreads baseless propaganda, they make it sound like it's good for you! umm yeah, cause I actually said all of that Oh that's right I forgot, you're too stupid to think of more than two lines at a time, you even said that yourself .
Guest razazteca Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 as Chef from South Park would say "you crazy crackers lost your mind" There is no substitute for quality, no matter how you try to smother the bland taste that is Hungry Jack with butter or jam, there will always be that bad after taste
Guest RobJohnstone Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 RISK and AS stopped posting their usual dribble, so I had nothing to complain about --Rob
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