Guest bob_barron Report post Posted July 29, 2002 Okay- so this Saturday tickets go on sale for MSG RAW. I cant go or anything but Flair was gonna be there signing autographs and its Ric Flair so of course I'm gonna go down and meet him and have him sign Best of Starrcade 83-87. But then I go to www.wwe.com and guess who replaced him- Triple H And just to make sure I get rammed in the ass even more- Flair is gonna be signing autographs at The World August 25th. Now you're saying: Well BFD just meet Nature Boy there. But I'm leaving for Canada August 24th sooooo yea. So in closing- Fuck you HHH! I wanted to meet Flair! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted July 29, 2002 Hey, fuck Canada, too! It kept me from meeting Chris Benoit! OK, I don't blame Canada, I blame WCW... Seriously, WCW was running a house show, and Benoit was supposed to be at our local Wrestling store (which went under after about two years), but stupid WCW un-booked him for some reason. At least a wrestler replaced Flair, even if it was Mr. Intense...I wanted to met Benoit so bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted July 29, 2002 Anyone got any smart-ass remarks to say to HHH. How bout- Hey Triple H- I think it's great how you keep putting Y2J over. He's a star cause of you. OR- Hey Game- next time you're in a booking meeting can you get Regal a big push. Note to self: Don't tell Matt you've met Chris Benoit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted July 29, 2002 in mark mode:wow, you really are The Game... in smark mode: ...and all you needed to do was squash Jericho, RVD, and Angle, and sit in on production meetings and bang the head writer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted July 29, 2002 He only's been in the ring once with RVD and while he did Pedigree him he didn't like kill his heat. I'm not a HHHater but I am pissed he replaced Flair and I now may not get to meet Flair Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted July 29, 2002 oh how bout this, A true wrestling legend was supposed to show, but luckily instead we got Scott Steiner Jr. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted July 29, 2002 OH TAG! But I don't want to feel the INTENSITY!~ of the Game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted July 29, 2002 But I don't want to feel the INTENSITY!~ of the Game. His INTENSITY~! sucks you in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted July 29, 2002 i remember when I saw him return, it was his INTENSITY~! that made me start an RVD chant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted July 29, 2002 i remember when I saw him return, it was his INTENSITY~! that made me start an RVD chant I swear if I'm ever at a live Raw and HHH is giving a INTENSE~! promo I'm going to try to start a "RVD" chant to drown his intense voice out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted July 29, 2002 check the sig. Shame i'm not a roid freak, cos if he ever takes me up on that i'm screwed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the pinjockey Report post Posted July 29, 2002 Just go up to him like normal but then start talking about RVD. Be like "Hey you are great, but what is it like to wrestle someone like RVD who just smokes everybody." or something like "I thought you were good as champion but I am really waiting for RVD to be the champ that would be really great." Talk him up a little so when you bring up RVD it crushes him even more because he can't dismiss you entirely instead of talking down to him so he can just say you are just a stupid smark who hates HHH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted July 29, 2002 Man... that would rule. "Your spitting water thing is cool and all Hunter, but how does RVD get ALL those fans to chant him name? Now, THAT'S cool." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted July 29, 2002 just say: "will you hold me down if I give you a dollar?" "damn, Ric...you've been taking ROIDS!" "When you fly...can you be used as a floatation device? or is that Steph's job?" "Sooooo...eh....where's RVD?" "Can you give me a ride in your HHHelicopter?" "When I grow up...I wanna hold people down just like you!" "Can I have your autograph...I wanna get RVD to spit water on it..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted July 29, 2002 "Can I have your autograph...I wanna get RVD to spit water on it..." That was the best one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted July 29, 2002 "....cause you know...RVD's water has a UNIQUE style!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the pinjockey Report post Posted July 29, 2002 "If I learn a spinebuster can I main event like you" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted July 29, 2002 "Can you give me a ride in your HHHelicopter?" I'm so proud that my creation, the HHHelicopter, lives on... You could always ask him to join Flyboy's RVD/Storm Revolution, like I want to. Screw what others think! PLAY THE GAME! And, on a side note, your banner rules, Rando. I watched the movie again last night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted July 29, 2002 You could always ask him to join Flyboy's RVD/Storm Revolution, like I want to. Screw what others think! So it is done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted July 29, 2002 Hey Triple H- how come when RVD comes out the whole place seems to go crazy and chant R-V-D yet you can't hear it on your TV? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Report post Posted July 29, 2002 Wow, I can't believe I'm talking to Triple H! If anyone can get me RVD's autograph it's you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted July 29, 2002 i'm getting all kinds of props today... how about: "Hey...would you ever dress up as Doink?" "Is Intensity defined by how small your pops are?" "who the hell are you? You're not Chris Jericho!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted July 29, 2002 how about get him to sign a shovel "since you are so good at burying people" "if RVD isnt champion, how come people chant his name, yet for you no one said HHH back in April" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted July 29, 2002 "So, how long until your next injury?" "Hey, I'm in this backyard wrestling federation, and there is this kid who is ten times better then everyone. So, if you don't mind, could you swing by my house some weekend and help me hold this kid down. 'Cause, I need to learn from the master." Ask him to autograph his DVD, then tell him you only watch steamboat/flair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted July 29, 2002 "Sir...I need you to sign this....your ego is double-parked..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted July 29, 2002 Just say... "How's Steph in the sack?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted July 29, 2002 or, I need to strat training with your pharmacist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JaKyL25 Report post Posted July 30, 2002 I would act like I haven't noticed him in half a decade. "Oh my God, it's Terra Ryzing! Alex Wright held you DOWN, man!" or "You damn Connecticut Bluebloods just think you're so hot, don't you? Well you're no better than the rest of us!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SlowChemical6 Report post Posted July 30, 2002 I wonder if he will do that thing with his arms and spew water at the autograph seekers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted July 30, 2002 I wonder if he will do that thing with his arms and spew water at the autograph seekers. Of course. I mean shit, he does that before he goes to the bathroom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
