The who ran over Shawn Micheals thread

[Guest Quik]

Anyone think they'll bring in Vin Diesel to solve the mystery at SummerSlam?

 

xXx Crossover... SMELL TEH RATINGS, d00deR~!!!!

[Guest Army Eye]

ok maybe HHH had someone else do it, but couldn't HHH have done it himself too? If nobody was in the vicinity of the car at the time, he could've punked out Shawn on his way to the ring, and nobody finds him until HHH is already talking.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Uh..

 

HBK DIDNT GET RUN OVER!~

 

he had his head slammed into the window of a car.

[Guest jester]

Uh..

 

HBK DIDNT GET RUN OVER!~

 

he had his head slammed into the window of a car.

Yep, he tripped and fell, so he will wrestle himself in a grudge match once he recovers.

 

Like Graham Chapman did. Let's see if Shawn can carry himself to a good match.

[Guest bob_barron]

Regal was doing Regal faces so maybe it was him.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Team Canada.

 

HHH & Taker vs. Team Canada at Summerslam.

[Guest Downhome]

Nevermortal, you signature is at the same time one of the funniest things of all time, as well as one of the scarriest! As for the whodunit...

 

...how great would it be if they brought in a new stable, as a group of marines? Or better yet, it was DDP in hopes to once and for all FORCE a smile back onto HBK. How about a Marty Janetty mega push finally, after all of these years.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

i think its HHH related, because hey cant make him a tweener, it cant work

[Guest Anglesault]

Point: It was either HHH, Big Show, or more then one guy. Booker by himself, Goldust by himself, or any member of Team Canada alone would not be able to manhandle Shawn like that.

Point: HHH seems unlikely. He may have masterminded it, but I doubt he did it himself.

Point: Big Show was right there. Red Herring.

Point: Goldust and Booker are faces. So is Shawn Not them.

Point: Team Canada basically said they would. Not them. So who is it?

 

Scott Stenier.

[Guest Flyboy]

... Damnit, it was Steve Blackman!

[Guest Downhome]

I personally HATE the angle, but who am I to voice my opinion?

[Guest art_vandelay]

You'd have to be pretty blind not to see Big Show in the background. IMO, he's too obvious to be a suspect. Booker too. I was also under the impression that what the Un-Americans were talking about earlier was Jericho's run-in.

 

It's Janetty for sure, plus the car probably belonged to Brutus Beefcake. How's that for irony?

[Guest Flyboy]

It's Janetty for sure, plus the car probably belonged to Brutus Beefcake. How's that for irony?

[Guest Downhome]

It's Janetty for sure, plus the car probably belonged to Brutus Beefcake. How's that for irony?

I just figured it out! It is Power and Glory making their return, once again punnishing the young up and commer Shawn Micheals! *wonders if anyone "gets" that*

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

It's Bret Hart!

[Guest thebigjig]

It's Bret Hart!

Nah, I'm thinking it's Bret's son Blade

 

 

Blade Hart tried to kill Shawn!

 

 

Hey, ANYTHING can happen in the WWE

[Guest bob_barron]

I got it-

 

Did Jim Neidhart ever get revenge for getting kicked out of DX?

[Guest converge241]

HHH did it before he came to the ring

 

consider that his charcter:

lied about being "poisoned" by the snakebite in the beginning Austin -HHH feud

lied about being involved with running over Austin.

 

They probably did it to buy some more time because either HBK or HHH arent ready for their match yet at Summerslam and this will prolong it to Unforgiven

[Guest converge241]

either that or maybe Shawn tripped and messed himself up and Goldberg put his fist through the window. You know cars arent safe when Goldberg is around

 

I think the un-americans were refering to sneaking Jericho into the building, or waiting for Jericho to arrive and thats what they were alluding to

[Guest NazMistry]

I reckon it's Sid.

[Guest NazMistry]

Hasn't the corporation already done this once before?

OMG!

I figured it out!

It's the Bossman, Test and Ken Shamrock!

I'll give you 10/1 Shamrock walks out at SummerSlam and throws the NWA/TNA belt in the trash!

[Guest saturnmark4life]

we all know that whoever it is, hhh will fuck it up by revealing he was behind it. safety-lock pedigrees for all!

 

now SATURN was hosting the world party, so that's him out...

[Guest CanadianChris]

I'll bet it was that Maggie Simpson.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I say it's either the obvious Big Show pick, or that Triple H did in fact do it before he came to the ring. They'll reveal Triple H to be the guy, or to be the one behind it, just to push his "Cerebral Assassin" gimmick.

 

And Team Canada saying that they had one more thing to do was most likely the Jericho run-in, so that puts them out of the picture completely.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

I hope it ends up as one of those "Unsolved Mysteries." I hope Shawn changed his mind about wanting to wrestle again and this was the way to get him back off TV. Good Riddance. If he isn't wrestling, then he's useless.

[Guest Ironman]

Austin

 

SWERVE~!

[Guest notJames]

(damn I hate "Whodunnits")

 

I couldn't care less whodunnit, because it's probably going to be "swerve-tastic" .

 

Putting the HHH heel turn on the backburner only leads me to believe it is him, in the same convoluted way that he forged the hit-and-run scheme on Austin. And the worst part is it will eventually lead to a deteriorated HBK back in the ring, which I'm looking forward to like I look forward to eating boiled tripe.

 

If it isn't a swerve, we'll get 3 weeks of HHH running down the entire locker room in search of the perpetrator. Gee, HHH throwing his weight around... what a shocker. And when he finally does find the evildoer, it will just be another plodding HHH match at the PPV, which will undoubtedly lead to HBK turning on him, since "swerves equal ratings!" And of course, Bischoff will be the mastermind of the whole thing, which will segue quite horribly into HHH vs. Bischoff, with 10 guys running in during the match, yet HHH will vanquish them all singlehandedly. (Pencil in Jericho as a definite candidate for a run-in/beatdown).

 

But if I had to pick someone on the basis of the "clues", I'd say they're all red herrings and that they're finally bringing in one of the two big doofuses (doofi?): Scott Steiner or Goldjerk. God help us all...

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

This could also be, the "Classic" babyface who you last expect to do something like this does it. Jeff Hardy has been getting a pretty "big" push lately. Dear God, please don't let it be Buh Buh.

[Guest buffybeast]

What's wrong with Bubba Ray?

 

Seriously, I have no idea who the culprit is. But I am having fun trying to guess who the bastard is that killed HBK. Hopefully WWF won't let everyone down when they reveal who dunnit.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

It was Marty Jannetty.

 

yeah, I think this is one of those "Cerebral Assasin" things. Like when HHH would go through 4 weeks of careful planning, playing innocent, and introducing a mysterious black glove, just to hit a guy with a chair.

 

See, with Flair, Jericho just skipped to the chair part. You don't become a big star in this business by cutting corners. *poses, spits water*