The who ran over Shawn Micheals thread

[Guest thebigjig]

Hmm. Well, if Jesus is behind it, then that means he's turned on born-again Shawn. A Jesus heel-turn? I think not.

 

We all know that Jesus is going to make his debut next week, where he will cut an incredible promo after wrestling a ***** match (Jesus can not only work the stick, but you know he cn carry anyone to a 5 star match... except for Triple H). Jesus anounces that he is the savior of the world, but Benoit is the savior of the WWE. Thus, the Chris and Christ connection is born, where Jesus gives the rub to Benoit and gets him over again.

and their manager....

 

 

 

 

you guessed it

 

 

 

 

Frank Stallone

[Guest Vern Gagne]

It's easy. Goldberg. The broken car window gives it away.

[Guest thebigjig]

Wow... a heel stable consisting of Frank Stallone, Jesus, and Goldberg. And what shall this new heel tandem be called?

[Guest Just call me Dan]

HaHa! All the blood on the ground was just Goldberg's hands! HBK just took a punch and in a rage Goldberg shattered the glass and hids hand! It makes perfect sense!

 

Actually I can easily see the WWE going with Big Show as the one who did it where HHH masterminded the whole thing just like they did with Austin. Most of you have been vocal about the same thing, and it wouldn't surprise me.

 

I must admit, though, it has my interest because if you read my Big Show thread you know my concern for his company status and I really hope the WWE doesn't rehash a not-so-old storyline. I'm interested, I just hope I'm not letdown.

[Guest Angle-plex]

JR: BAW GAWD! Jesus has turned his back on millions of christians! Damn you Jesus!

 

And I don't think Jesus, Frank, and Goldberg have anything in common to name them.

[Guest thebigjig]

JR: Damn you Jesus! You tell me why! You tell me why you son of a bitch!

 

Well, I don't know about Stallone, but Goldberg is Jewish, and Jesus was the King of the Jews

[Guest Angle-plex]

I hope they do GTV. HBK can be standing in a parking lot, when all of a sudden a beam of light comes down. Jesus stands in the parking lot, goes over to HBK, and BAM! Smashes his head through the window of the car. Jesus beams back up, only seconds before RVD and Booker T run into the parking lot to find HBK.

 

Damn I should write for the WWE.

[Guest thebigjig]

Yes yes, but let's look beyond this storyline shall we? Book ahead so to speak... This has Benoit vs. Christ written all over it... God vs God so to speak...

 

Hey, I'm all for it as long as Jesus keeps a level head, doesn't start banging the boss's daughter, and doesn't use his supernatural spiritualistic powers to hold others down. I mean, a glass ceiling difficult enough to get through, but the son of God? Now THAT'S hard

[Guest Angle-plex]

Jesus: Vince, let me win the undisputed title, or you will be damned to hell for all eternity!

 

Vince: Screw you Jesus...YOU'RE FIRED!!!

[Guest thebigjig]

Goldberg and Stallone can form a tag team called the New Age Deciples

 

 

 

Damn... I'm definitely going to hell now

[Guest Angle-plex]

God damn, if they became the new aged deciples, then we know Goldberg would end up turing heel, becoming Judas II. I'm so sick of WWE redoing old storylines.

[Guest Quik]

We all know Jesus would put anyone over. I mean, c'mon... he died for our sins. I don't think jobbing to Benoit is asking for much compared to that.

[Guest thebigjig]

Yeah you may be right... I'm just skeptical

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Ok, enough with the Jesus stuff.

[Guest thebigjig]

lol yeah I agree... it's getting old

[Guest NazMistry]

It was Kevin Nash.

Imagine it, Nash is driving to the arena to meet up with HBK. Nash drives into the car park and can't push the brakes because his injured leg won't move!

WHAM!

Nash runs over HBK, but remains calm and calls for an ambulance. However, the ambulance show up, see Nash in the state he is in, think he's the injured one and leave HBK lying.

It makes perfect sense.

[Guest Nezbyte]

Was funny while it lasted, good job guys.

[Guest thebigjig]

actually since Nash was primed for a big push before his injury, it leaves me wondering whether this angle had been planned that far back and whether or not he was originally going to be the mystery culprit

[Guest DJ Jeff]

Here's who I think the suspects are:

 

HHH

The Big Show

Bischoff

Team Canada

Jericho

 

Or, maybe, just maybe, it's none other than....

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SCOTT STEINER

 

You never know. This might be how Steiner debuts in the WWE, and has a fued with HHH. Damn, that would be awesome to see, as long as both men are 100%.

[Guest thebigjig]

Roided freak vs. Roided freak?

 

Actually, I wouldn't mind seeing that match, even though it would most likely suck. But hey, Goldberg vs. Steiner was good, so there's a POSSIBILITY that a HHH vs. Steiner match would be decent

 

The WWE is on the right track and the buzz is surrounding them again... this angle NEEDS a big payoff. It needs a surprise and something that will raise the interest factor again. I believe if Steiner is in fact that guy, then it would only mean good things as far as ratings are concerned.

 

And for those that wouldn't want to see this happen...

 

 

 

Would you rather it be Big Show?

[Guest Angle-plex]

HHH vs Scott Steiner

 

Two Roided-up, slow, boring, crippled freaks collide in the match of the century.

[Guest lomasmoney]

i always hear something about Steiner not being able to wrestle in every state, is it because of his criminal record, failed drug test, or slapping up too many freaks of the various weeks he was on the road

[Guest 4Life]

Hmm. Well, if Jesus is behind it, then that means he's turned on born-again Shawn. A Jesus heel-turn? I think not.

 

We all know that Jesus is going to make his debut next week, where he will cut an incredible promo after wrestling a ***** match (Jesus can not only work the stick, but you know he cn carry anyone to a 5 star match... except for Triple H). Jesus anounces that he is the savior of the world, but Benoit is the savior of the WWE. Thus, the Chris and Christ connection is born, where Jesus gives the rub to Benoit and gets him over again.

and their manager....

 

 

 

 

you guessed it

 

 

 

 

Frank Stallone

Norm McDonald

Priceless!

 

I miss those jokes on Saturday Night

[Guest 4Life]

God damn, if they became the new aged deciples, then we know Goldberg would end up turing heel, becoming Judas II. I'm so sick of WWE redoing old storylines.

hahahahahaha

[Guest thebigjig]

i always hear something about Steiner not being able to wrestle in every state, is it because of his criminal record, failed drug test, or slapping up too many freaks of the various weeks he was on the road

It's because of his "drop foot syndrome" or whatever.

[Guest notJames]

i always hear something about Steiner not being able to wrestle in every state, is it because of his criminal record, failed drug test, or slapping up too many freaks of the various weeks he was on the road

It's because of his "drop foot syndrome" or whatever.

This is what's keeping Scott Steroid from competing.

 

And I hope they never find a cure for it.

 

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Here's my legitimate question.

 

I didn't see Raw this week, but I know that HHH went heel on HBK on *last* week's Raw. Why would he give a crap about Shawn this week? Did they negate his heel turn already?

[Guest notJames]

Either one of two things:

 

1) To reinforce HHH as a face, by showing that his friendship with HBK transcends whatever foolishness happened between them.

 

2) To fool the audience into thinking the above until the inevitable swerve happens and HHH reveals himself to be the culprit.

 

Realistically, it was probably done to buy HBK some time before he decides whether or not to return to the ring.

 

Personally, the whole deal is lame and I couldn't care less about this whodunnit, unless it 1) keeps HBK away permanently, and 2) legitimately elevates someone meaningful, and at the expense of HHH, who now more than ever should be involved in the elevation.

 

Pipe dream? Perhaps...

[Guest Trivia247]

Lets Admit it, HBK threw himself into a Car, Bashed his own head into a Windshield and fell back on the ground flopping like a fish!

 

He couldn't BARE the thought of having to get into the ring again! LOL

[Guest jester]

Does anyone else get the impression that there are some wicked backstage politics going on behind this whole HBK/HHH angle?

 

I'm not trying to turn this into a clique hate thread, but I just get the sense that something's brewing at WWE offices.

 

So, they reformed the NWO briefly, it died. They reformed DX for about 30 seconds, then killed it. Any other dead factions they can revise?