Booking Metal

[Guest X-Factor Corperation]

Vince: Ok. what do we have lined up for tonight?

Writer 1: Please Vince!..... It's Saturday... no one watches this show.

Vince: that's because the true greatest hasn't been on yet, yet millions still tune in to see my clips.

 

Heyman: YES! LISTEN TO THE MAN! GORE GORE!

 

Shane: You know, why don't we push the cruiserweights on this show instead of having Big Bossman kill them?

 

(Vince shakes his head)

 

Vince: You'll never be a true legend until you realise that people tune in for you like Stefiny and I have. You must have gotten that from your mother who has the crazy idea that only showing up once and a while makes more impact.

 

Hogan: YO! Why have matches when we can have the whole show revolve around me?

 

Vince Ussor: I like that idea... but why don't we kill Owen again?

 

Vince: Do I know you?

 

Vince Ussor: No.............

 

Vince: But you remind me of Vince Russo.... how I loved that man.

 

Vince Ussor: And after we have Owen killed again... because he never died... it was a SWERVE!... We have me beat Chris Jericho for the WWF title in the opening match.

 

Vince: I like that idea. The fans would buy it and it agrees with Jericho's spot on the card. But it would be even better if I beat him.

 

Writer 1: Oh please.......

 

(Vince totaly misinturprets Writer 1's feelings)

 

Vince: You're right.... I shouldn't fight so low on the card.

 

Hogan: And isn't that Vanilla midget dark match material?

 

Vince: You're right sir.

 

Hogan: And.... how about we bring in brutus beefcakes?

 

Triple H: You know Vince, I'm tired of Mcmahon's taking up all of the tv time. The WWF should be three twenty minute segments with me per 2 hr show.

 

Shane: I'm not sure that's the best idea....

 

(Triple H gets onto the table, pulls Shane up and pedigrees him through the table, breaking it and ending the booking session)