Guest Drew_K Report post Posted July 31, 2002 Okay, quick quick comments as I have school in the morning. Noshows=Horrible horrible badness. People who show, and write crazy good matches=Total goodness. People who are going to no-show for a reason, and discover moments before the show is to go up that their opponent ended up having something that needed to get finished, and thus write rushed crapfests that involve the match ending in one of the ways the matchis NOT supposed to end=Me. I think that covers all you need to know. Now please write better comments, cause these won't hold up long. Thank you, and goodnight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ironman Report post Posted July 31, 2002 A show without me is hardly a show at all. It makes me wonder how this place got going before you were all blessed with my greatness. Back to the show. Mike wins by Bombing the not-so-Sexy-anymore Beast through the window/table. He also has the heart of a lion. Please give it back. Fugue wins TV title gold. We might as well keep it alive but meh. TH0R~! wins Euro. CIA retains! I heard Silent didn't write becuase of bumpage but no matter. At least he can't hold me down anymore. Heh, trying to get my "OVER-ness" to rub off on him before his bump. More things probably happened but oh well. If Pete's reading this, please feed me some jobber for Crimson. That should make your booking a little easier and I wouldn't mind the kick-start. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted July 31, 2002 That main event was comedic GOLD, man. I laughed out loud more than once reading it...good stuff, especially given the time constraints. Sorry about the no-show, yadda yadda, blah blah, and so on. S. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Longdogger_Pete Report post Posted July 31, 2002 OK, guys, I'm working on the card now, expect it in an hour or so. In the meantime, here is the final edition of my rankings under the current system (my second system since starting, in case you wondered). Renegade & Silent are removed from this list due to bumpage. System Three will be out on August 1st and will be monthly only. Rankings Top Ten #1. Sydney Sky (45) #2. Venom (42) #3. "The Franchise" Mak Francis (31) #4. "Insane Luchadore" Andrew Rickmen (30) #5. Flunkmasta Flexxx (27) #6. Matt Myers (24) #7. CIA - SJL World Champion (17) #8. Thor - SJL European Champion (16) #9. (tie) Mike Van Siclen (13) #9. (tie) T-Bone (13) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted July 31, 2002 Some thoughts on Wrath from your show-postin' wunderkind: First off, show MVP has to go to Thor without a doubt. The only promo for the show, but it fit perfectly, and his Euro winning match was excellent. Thor and CIA look to be on the face end of things against the reformed sWo, which looks pretty cool. Mak's match is great, a minor epic there, one that everyone should read. IL had a solid effort too, but Mak had an exceptional depth to his piece. Mak/CIA should be utter gold. Everyone who wrote turned in pretty good work...now, let's get everyone actually writing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kelloggs Report post Posted August 1, 2002 The sWo ownz dis card f00! Singles Match Cutthroat vs. Dark Scorpion Boo-yissah no showers...CT & DS write next time please...or eat bags of dick Window Pain Singles Match! MVS vs. John Cougar Mike writes a hell of a match and I just thought up a good spot for that match. Too bad its too late. Good stuff and good use of the glass for the second ever JL Window Pain match. TV Title Triple Threat Elimination Match Fugue vs. Kamikaze vs. Thor (el champo) Fugue learns psych~! You all better watch out as this guy is improving quickly in the areas that he needs to. TV champ in the sWo = (Y). If you really want comments Fugue you know how to get them. PM and it shall be done sucka. Promo Thor I saw it before hand so I knew what it entailed but Thor is the sWo's bitch. He gets a beatdown once every show . When will the faces ever stand triumphant? Flesher magicially appears from the WF proving his superiorness to all lowly JLers :::Whispers::: CIA you say...I don't count that because I have short term memory loss... European Title Singles Match "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. Thor Special Referee: Matt Meyers Even though this was a default win Thor managed an inventive match. Since Meyers wouldn't count the pin fall he enlisted sWoHater Edwin MacPhisto. Damn you for holding Matt down. You're a spotty writer but I've noticed the spots are now flowing better and your believablity, which was a problem in your matches is better by leaps and bounds. BAH GOD kiddies if you continue to write you improve and Taft along with most of the current ME is a shinning example of work ethic forcing you to improve. Oh yeah, silly me the faces stand together in triumph in the end. World Title Number One Contenders Singles Match “The Franchise” Mak Francis vs. Insane Luchador Read my match damnit. It has typos out the ass but I went back about 5 pages into the SJL archives to find spots from the first match w/ IL to reference from. Read and ignore my typos. MAIN EVENT World Title Submission Match C.I.A. (the big cheese and resident belt boy) vs. Silent I will not comment on this except to say that you are one funny hombre. BAH GOD Silents stealing Axis's gimmick...getting locked in stuff is TMed by him damnit. Oh there will be OOC HEAT because of the gimmick stealing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SupaTaft Report post Posted August 1, 2002 I'm bored. I comment. Newbies please write. No showing earns you a date with The Cock, something you definetly dont want. Window Pain turns out to be just that. Nice match. Fugue, you did one hell of a job of putting me over, and your match ownjed so you get big points in my book. I liked my match. I did a good job. Myers was a fun aspect to include and I thought it came out well. Jenkins, think well before you talk trash. Mak = the shit once again. As always. CIA has that special touch that makes it so he can put a little bit of sparkle into even the lastest of minute matches. Fun and impromptu match. Groovy. -Taft Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ash Ketchum Report post Posted August 1, 2002 Sweet card. Congrats to the winners, especially CIA, Fugue, and my good buddy Thor, who in real life, isn't an ass, unless he's at band camp. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted August 1, 2002 Normally this post would be deleted. Instead, it will stand as a testament to idiocy, blank but for the mighty edit. We've all said it a million times: if you have a problem, BITCH IN PRIVATE. I don't give a shit about image or who started what, but I don't want to hear it, see it, or have to waste my time on it, and no one else does either. Thank you, come again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ironman Report post Posted August 1, 2002 Shut the hell up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Renegade Report post Posted August 1, 2002 Shut the hell up. Agreed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted August 1, 2002 Yep.... I went off. Sorry. My Bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted August 2, 2002 S'okay, Spike. Apologies + Briana Banks' tongue ring = good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
