SJL Crimson Card - August 4, 2002

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

SJL CRIMSON CARD

 

Due Date: Sunday, August 4th, 2002, at 3 pm EST.

Venue: National Car Rental Center, Ft. Lauderdale, Florida.

(Don't worry, this will be the last Florida venue I throw at you for awhile.)

 

Since I was given this assignment last minute, all booking requests for Crimson should be sent to... me. No, just kidding. I think it'll be Crusen (crusen86) but if someone knows otherwise, feel free to edit this.

 

EDIT: Yes, send to Crusen.

 

And here we go.

 

BATTLE ROYAL

Dark Scorpion vs. John Cougar vs. Kojack vs. "The Rising Sun" Y2K

Description: The opening match tonight features four guys who may or may not be here. Dark Scorpion and John Cougar are both promising rookies that have yet to turn in a match. Rumors are circulating that Kojack has returned to wreak havoc on the SJL. Finally, I don't know if Y2K is around, but I see his name a lot in the sWo promos, so we'll find out for sure. If I don't receive any matches, I'll be writing this one, so get on the ball, guys!

Rules: Disqualification rules are NOT in effect. Pinfalls and submissions are NOT in effect. A wrestler is eliminated if he is thrown over the top rope and both feet touch the floor outside the ring. The winner is the last man in the ring.

Word Limit: 4000

Send to: Longdogger_Pete

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Kamikaze vs. Tony "The Ironman" Brogan

Description: Ironman wanted a jobber, but he's going to have to deal with Kamikaze instead. Kamikaze had an impressive start, but fell short in a bid for the TV title on Wrath. The hardcore rules should appeal to the, um, mentally challenged Kamikaze.

Rules: Disqualification rules are NOT in effect. Pinfalls or submissions can occur anywhere within the arena.

Word Limit: 3000

Send to: Suicide King

 

EUROPEAN TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. Mike Van Siclen

Description: Mike Van Siclen won the second Window Pain match in the SJL on Wrath, and should be rewarded for his efforts. If he can get past Spike he'll earn himself a European title shot. Spike lost to Thor for the vacant title on Wrath, but we bookers here in the SJL are a forgiving sort...well, some of us, anyway. Spike gets a second chance with this match.

Rules: Disqualification rules are in effect. Pinfalls or submissions must take place inside the ring.

Word Limit: 3500

Send To: TheBostonStrangler

 

NO DQ - SJL TELEVISION & EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP UNIFICATION MATCH

Fugue © vs. Thor ©

Description: The TV belt is set to be suspended, but why retire it without a good old fashioned unification match? (Hey, didn't WWE just do this?) The TV and European champs collide, and the winner will hold the new undisputed European title belt, while the loser will just... get belted. (Yes, that was lame.) Since these guys both went at it already on Wrath, we'll spice things up with a no-disqualification stipulation. (Crusen, if you weren't ready to suspend the TV title yet, this can be edited to a non-title match--your call.)

Rules: Disqualification rules are NOT in effect. Pinfalls or submissions must take place inside the ring.

Word Limit: 4500

Send To: Hville Thugg

 

TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH - WORLD TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

"Insane Luchadore" Andrew Rickmen vs. Manson

Description: Mafia is back under yet another alias. (Remember Tommy Gunn?) Now he's Manson and he's set to tear up the sWo. But first he's got to get past the True Plague. Why anyone would grant Insane Luchador another shot at the title is beyond me, but these guys are going to have to work for their shot, as it's two out of three falls!

Rules: Disqualification rules are in effect. Pinfalls or submissions must take place inside the ring. A wrestler scores one "fall" for a successful pinfall, submission, or disqualification. The first wrestler to score two "falls" wins the match.

Word Limit: 5000

Send To: crusen86

 

MAIN EVENT

SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

CIA © vs. "The Franchise" Mak Francis

Description: Ah, no rest for the weary, I'm afraid. CIA battles it out one more time against the latest challenger to his belt, sWo member Mak Francis. Will we see a new champion crowned? Will CIA be able to fend off the sWo? Will LDP ever get to sleep? Find out this Sunday on Metal!

Rules: Disqualification rules are in effect. Pinfalls or submissions must take place inside the ring.

Word Limit: 6000

Send To: Suicide King

 

And that's it! Off with you!

[Guest Ironman]

Looks rather sexy..erm..good. Hardcore should be fun if I can figure out some way for Kama to break holds without the ropes, but it should be fun and creative nonetheless. Should be SweeeT.

 

Unification is a great idea too.

 

Here's to a yes-showing show. Huzzah.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

Very good to be back. I had to come back to the fed and leave a bigger mark on it, just so I wouldn't leave as an after-thought, when/if I do leave for good.

 

Let's put on a show, IL. I won't be half-assing it this time around.

 

"Will I Never Live 'Tommy Gunn' Down?"

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Great card, Pete. Thanks for helping this sleepy suckah out.

 

All of these should be really solid matches, and I'm really hoping that the guys in the battle royal write. I'm also eagerly awaiting the debut of Ironman's slightly more shoot-fightin' man, and the two title matches look rockin'.

 

And somehow, Pete telepathically knew that I'd be at another concert Sunday night and not be able to mark. He truly is the king of kings.

[Guest crusen86]

It's Crimson ya dolt. I would have said so yesterday if the boards weren't down,. I'll see if I can edit it...

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

Uh, nice card...