SJL Next Show Because I Can't Remember The Name

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

BATTLE ROYAL

Dark Scorpion vs. John Cougar vs. Kojack vs. "The Rising Sun" Y2K

I am 100% sure that Kojack is writing. Don't prove me wrong, you bastard!

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Kamikaze vs. Tony "The Ironman" Brogan

Uh... Kamikaze lost to an sWo member last week, and Ironman... did something. Damn, my memory's fucked. Anyway, Ironman to win, even though Kamikaze winning wouldn't surprise me.

 

EUROPEAN TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. Mike Van Siclen

Uh... I'm confident. I don't have a clue about this match, although I did no-show my last chance at a Euro title shot. Meh. I think I'll win it. Not to be cocky or anything.

 

NO DQ - SJL TELEVISION & EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP UNIFICATION MATCH

Fugue © vs. Thor ©

Eh, what the hell. Fugue to win and set up our second confrontation on Metal.

 

TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH - WORLD TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

"Insane Luchadore" Andrew Rickmen vs. Manson

Dammit, IL loses and gets the World contendership match, and I win a much more brutal match and get the European contendership match. Life isn't fair sometimes. Regardless, Tommy Gunn references kick ass, so I pick the Master of the Gangland Execution to win.

 

MAIN EVENT

SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

CIA © vs. "The Franchise" Mak Francis

sWo pride. Francis takes it, because CIA is bound to be, like, dead.

 

- Mike Van Siclen.

And THAT'S what I said.

[Guest Ironman]

BATTLE ROYALE

Dark Scorpion vs. John Cougar vs. Kojack vs. "The Rising Sun" Y2K

- ...

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Kamikaze vs. Tony "The Ironman" Brogan

- I've got some good spots and ideas already but I'm just too lazy to put anything down. Me losing wouldn't suprise anyone.

 

EUROPEAN TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. Mike Van Siclen

- MVS... or Spike. Neither would surise.

 

NO DQ - SJL TELEVISION & EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP UNIFICATION MATCH

Fugue © vs. Thor ©

- Like to see Fugue because of his character, but Thor will probably take it.

 

TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH - WORLD TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

"Insane Luchadore" Andrew Rickmen vs. Manson

- Manson to make a good comeback. He was good, right?

 

MAIN EVENT

SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

CIA © vs. "The Franchise" Mak Francis

- CIA... to...... retain! With an eeker but a retain is a retain.

 

And THAT's what I said.

 

Man, I should rip off some good catch phrase...

[Guest SupaTaft]

BATTLE ROYALE

Dark Scorpion vs. John Cougar vs. Kojack vs. "The Rising Sun" Y2K

 

Interesting. I havent seen any of these guys work, save for like one Kojack match. Y2K is gone, the sWo just uses him as a filler character. I have no prediction for this bout.

 

- ???

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Kamikaze vs. Tony "The Ironman" Brogan

 

I think Kamikaze will be able to take down The Ironman.

 

- Kamikaze

 

EUROPEAN TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. Mike Van Siclen

 

Jenkins didn't show for the last match, and Siclen is a great writer so he'll easily take the match.

 

- MVS

 

NO DQ - SJL TELEVISION & EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP UNIFICATION MATCH

Fugue © vs. Thor ©

 

Me obviously. I've got one hell of an idea for this match. *insert maniacal laughter here*

 

- Thor

 

TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH - WORLD TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

"Insane Luchadore" Andrew Rickmen vs. Manson

 

Mafia was right before I joined and IL is a good writer... what the hell, I'l say Manson with the win.

 

- Manson

 

MAIN EVENT

SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

CIA © vs. "The Franchise" Mak Francis

 

This is gonna be a barn burner. Two hella good writers with one hell of a feud. But I gotaa stick to my guns and say Mak is gonna take home the gold.

 

- "The Franchise"

 

Thus concludes my predictions.

[Guest Ironman]

*makes note to humiliate Thor in his match*

[Guest Insanityman]

BATTLE ROYAL

Dark Scorpion vs. John Cougar vs. Kojack vs. "The Rising Sun" Y2K

~Cougar.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Kamikaze vs. Tony "The Ironman" Brogan

~ Ironman.

 

EUROPEAN TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. Mike Van Siclen

~MVS.

 

NO DQ - SJL TELEVISION & EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP UNIFICATION MATCH

Fugue © vs. Thor ©

~Fugue.

 

TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH - WORLD TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

"Insane Luchadore" Andrew Rickmen vs. Manson

~Mansion.

 

MAIN EVENT

SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

CIA © vs. "The Franchise" Mak Francis

~Okay, Mak just beat me... may not of been agaisnt one of my top matches but he beat me, a win is a win. CIA can beat me so I'm not sure. CIA retains.