Funaki to lead the Anti-Americans...

[Guest Downhome]

The following, is from WWE.com and it is rather odd...

 

"Who should lead the Un-Americans?

 

Lance Storm 10.88 %

Christian 5.25 %

Test 14.06 %

Y2J 30.18 %

William Regal 8.59 %

Funaki 31.02 %

 

Total Votes: 169705"

 

...not only why is Funaki winning the poll, but why did WWE put him in it as a choice in the first place!? Yes, Funaki will lead tha Anti-Americans if the poll gets its way. You know, now that I think about it...

 

...they are calling them the Anti-AMERICANS, not just Canadians, so maybe this is a way to add others like Funaki. Yes, as a wise man once said, INDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

 

Sincerely,

...Downhome...

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Haven't seen a WWE poll before? They always have one or two "joke" answers that end up winning. It's like when K-Kwick led the "Who should lead the WWF against the WCW?" poll a while back.

 

But, c'mon, it's FUNAKI~! The Greatest Man Ever to Have a Stereotypical Gimmick

[Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics]

He'll join with Tajiri to be the mouthpiece of the Smackdown version of Team Un-American.

[Guest Incandenza]

Hell yeah! Let's start an online petition to get Funaki as the Unamericans' leader! Maybe when the group disbands, I can get that FNK/Test Wrestlemania ME I've been dreaming about.

[Guest Downhome]

Haven't seen a WWE poll before? They always have one or two "joke" answers that end up winning. It's like when K-Kwick led the "Who should lead the WWF against the WCW?" poll a while back.

 

But, c'mon, it's FUNAKI~! The Greatest Man Ever to Have a Stereotypical Gimmick

Point taken, but I still thought it was weird. Now, only if they make it happen!

[Guest Downhome]

Ummm, is anyone elses screen messed up, with the posts all posistioned wrong?

[Guest jimmy no nose]

Isn't Funaki on the Smackdown roster? I guess his contract is open though. They should have him be the voice of the group, but still keep the Godzilla style voice-over.

 

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[Guest Incandenza]

(Is this thread formatted strangely for anyone else?)

I'm getting the same thing.

[Guest Ram]

Nagata's table HTML is screwed up.

 

Close the <TD> and <TR> tags, dude.

[Guest candie45]

Funaki is God

 

~!

[Guest Shaved Bear]

ahh this is insane

[Guest Trivia247]

What happen to the Forum?

[Guest Nevermortal]

ANARCHY

[Guest El Satanico]

I don't know about leader but i could deal with Funaki being a member. But no god damn godzilla voice over he needs to be serious not a joke. He's from Texas so he should do English promos and bitch about being made into a stereotype.

 

Storm, Christian, Test, Regal, Funaki and maybe Jericho or Beniot all they would need is a "mexican".

 

They need La Parka...or perhaps El Dandy...hell even mini La Parka would work.

[Guest Incandenza]

La Parka! What better way to bring him back than have him join the Unamericans: Mexico Chapter?

[Guest Nevermortal]

I feel as though even if he's from Mexico, LaParka's kind of a neutral, fun loving guy.

 

He needs to come back! They must've fired Sanders & EZ Money for some reason...

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Nagata's table HTML is screwed up.

 

Close the <TD> and <TR> tags, dude.

 

Sorry 'bout that. Tags are being closed now.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

FUNAKI~! it would make more sense to have him on smackdown, cos then at least he could have a tv cruiser match once in a while. Much as i love him, if they start adding all foreigners it's just gonna end up like the nwo. They don't need any new members. Tag team, leader, hoss. that's a stable.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

uh...I think Saturnmarks text is invisible

[Guest Nezbyte]

This shit is FUCKED UP.