Funny take on the Enron/WorldCom stuff

[Guest EQ]

I got this in my email this afternoon. I thought it was good:

 

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it

would now be worth $49.00.

 

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

 

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

 

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the

stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans

for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

 

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink

heavily and recycle.