The One and Only Smackdown! July 31, 2002

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Van Hoganator!

 

and Hogan squashes.. oooooooppps... I mean... faces Lesnar next week.

 

No good can come of that.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Whoa.. what did Hogan get dropped on after that F-5?

 

looks like he landed on his side. Go figure.. he can't even take the AngleSlam right.. much less the F-5

[Guest Michael Joel Benoit]

Wow.

[Guest Michael Joel Benoit]

So, how's everyone liking Smackdown?

[Guest Flyboy]

Whoa.. what did Hogan get dropped on after that F-5?

 

looks like he landed on his side.

He DID land on his side...

 

Brock/Hogan is going to be a train wreck, next week.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Rikishi vs. DVon...

 

for this reason alone...SD! is not better than RAW.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

I figure that Hogan might break his hip on the F-5

 

Lesnar/Hogan does no good for anybody but Brock, and that's only if he squashes Hogan.

 

Rikishi! Batista! D-Von! I wonder if D-Von finds Rikishi's ass offensive.

 

Hey Tazz, if Batista is blocking your view, watch the monitor.

[Guest Flyboy]

Rikishi vs. DVon...

 

for this reason alone...SD! is not better than RAW.

You mean you're not enjoying Rikishi/D-Von?!

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

looks at screen to see DVons head in Rikishi's crotch.

 

No.

 

I am not enjoying Rikishi vs. DVon

[Guest goodolemr]

Smackdown is now gay porn

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Hey.. it's part of Smackdown's new submission style, grounded stinkface!

 

Smackdown needs a guy who runs in and stops shitty matches

 

WHAT THE FUCK!

 

WHY THE FUCK IS RIKISHI ALLOWED TO GO FOR THE PIN WITH HIS HANDS ON THE ROPES?

 

BULLSHIT!

 

and now the same ol shit we got sick of 2 years ago.

[Guest Michael Joel Benoit]

It looks like D'Von was sucking Rikishi's dick.

[Guest Flyboy]

Wow... Steph looks so NOT slutty.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Just in her office?

 

THAT WAS AN HOUR AGO! BITCH!

 

FUCK YOU STEPHANIE!

 

so, Stephanie is the face, right? right?

 

damn.. what a good person!

[Guest Flyboy]

That hinted at some lesbian innuedos, but it could be just me.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

A guy to run in and stop shitty matches?

 

That's a great idea.

 

I nominate Brock...he can run in and destroy the people in the shitty matches...and not have any more of his own.

 

Too perfect.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Eh.. no.. I think the guy who can break up shitty matches could be those two giants from New Japan, Singh and Silva. Club 7!

[Guest Michael Joel Benoit]

Does anyone have any old Summerslams like from 1988 till like 1991?

[Guest Flyboy]

Yes! Another GTA3 commercial, bps!

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Jamie "Mickey" Noble...

 

and Jamie is a West Virginia redneck.

 

I love this gimmick.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

HAHAHA! street thug fellas

[Guest Flyboy]

Yes!

 

Time to punk out Michael Cole!

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Nidia is wearing too much make up....

 

 

..................

 

 

 

 

Dear god, I want Nidia

[Guest Michael Joel Benoit]

LOL!!

[Guest CanadianChris]

WHAT???!!! Michael Cole's getting some and I'm not? THAT AIN'T RIGHT!!!!!!

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Hahaha! he doesn't like it!

 

and now, it's Michael Cole's first kiss!

 

it's a night of firsts!

[Guest Flyboy]

... Michael Cole doesn't want some of Nidia?

 

... Fag.

[Guest Angle-plex]

(Nidia giving Cole a belly dance)

 

Knoble: you like that boy?

 

Cole: No, I don't like it.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I'm disgusted on levels even Russo never made me reach.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

This will probably be the first time I ever say it....and probably be the last time...

 

 

 

 

Michael Cole is One Lucky Bitch.