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[Guest LesnarLunatic]

[Round 1]:

Honky Tonk Man pinned Randy Savage with the Shake Rattle'n'Roll in 0:10:45. Honky Tonk Man suffered a torn ligament in his right knee. He

will be out for approximately 5 cards.

Rating: * 3/4

 

[Round 1]:

Chris Jericho made Jeff Jarrett submit to the Walls Of Jericho in 0:15:04.

Rating: ***

 

[Round 1]:

The Rock pinned Tito Santana with the Rock Bottom in 0:07:06.

Rating: ** 1/4

 

[Round 1]:

Chris Benoit made Don Muraco submit to the Crippler Crossface in 0:11:28.

Rating: ***

 

[semi-Finals]:

Chris Jericho won via default.

 

[semi-Finals]:

Chris Benoit made The Rock submit to the Crippler Crossface in 0:12:28.

Rating: ** 3/4

 

[Finals]:

Chris Jericho made Chris Benoit submit to the Walls Of Jericho in 0:16:51.

Rating: *** 1/4

 

[Round 1]:

Demolition defeated The Quebecers when Ax pinned P. Oulette with the

Decapitation Elbow in 0:16:50.

Rating: 1/2*

 

[Round 1]:

The British Bulldogs defeated The Dudley Boys when D.B. Smith pinned Bubba Ray with the Running Powerslam in 0:17:08.

Rating: * 3/4

 

[Round 1]:

The Team of Edge And Christian defeated The New Age Outlaws when Christian pinned J. Jammes with the Unprettier in 0:16:03.

Rating: 3/4*

 

[Round 1]:

The Hart Foundation defeated The Hardy Boyz when Neidhart pinned M. Hardy after a Northern Lights suplex in 0:15:44.

Rating: 1/4*

 

[semi-Finals]:

Demolition defeated The British Bulldogs when Smash pinned D.B. Smith with the Backbreaker in 0:11:46.

Rating: * 1/2

 

[semi-Finals]:

The Team of Edge And Christian defeated The Hart Foundation when Edge pinned B. Hart with the Edge-a-cution in 0:10:43.

Rating: *

 

[Finals]:

The Team of Edge And Christian defeated Demolition when Edge pinned Smash with the Edge-a-cution in 0:06:20.

Rating: *

 

Non-Title-Match:

Survival Tobita pinned Shane Helms with the Figure-Four Sleeper in 0:16:03.

Rating: *

 

Michael Cole and Eric Bischoff battled to a double countout in 0:12:53.

Rating: -*****

 

Mike Maverick and Shane Helms defeated Eric Bischoff and Hulk Hogan when Maverick pinned Hogan with the Maverick Driver in 0:04:18.

Rating: DUD

(Michael Cole no-showed.)

 

Barbed Wire Board Match:

Ric Flair, Rick Steamboat and Dan Severn defeated The Funk Brothers and Michael Hayes when Flair pinned D. Funk Jr. with the

Figure-Four Leglock in 0:33:16.

Rating: *

 

No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Triangle Match:

Shannon Moore defeated Shane Helms and Evan Karagias when Moore pinned Karagias after a rollover in 0:13:54. Shane Helms suffered an elbow injury. He will be out for approximately 3 cards.

Rating: ****

 

[Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:

Brock Lesnar pinned Edge with the F-5 in 0:10:25.

Rating: * 1/4

 

[Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:

Christian pinned Chris Jericho with the Unprettier in 0:12:17.

Rating: *** 1/2

 

[Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:

Booker T pinned P.N. News with the Bookend in 0:12:13.

Rating: * 3/4

 

[Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:

Rob Van Dam pinned Super Crazzy with the Five Star Frog Splash in 0:16:11.

Rating: *** 1/2

 

[semi-Finals]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:

Brock Lesnar pinned Christian with the F-5 in 0:30:17.

Rating: **** 1/4

 

[semi-Finals]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:

Rob Van Dam pinned Booker T with the Five Star Frog Splash in 0:07:38.

Rating: ***

 

[Finals]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:

Brock Lesnar pinned Rob Van Dam with the F-5 in 0:12:41.

Rating: ** 1/2

 

The Hardy Boyz and Lita defeated The Dangerously Alliance (Christopher Nowinski, Rob E. Dangerously and Stacy Keibler) when J. Hardy pinned S. Keibler after a slingshot ropeflip moonsault in 0:04:34.

Rating: -1/4*

 

Brock Lesnar and Shane Helms battled to a double countout in 0:04:31.

Rating: * 1/4

(Shane Helms retained the WCW International World title.)

 

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what do ya think?

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Now.. to the followup. Due to the injury of Shane Helms, a new belt has been created to fill in for his belt. It is the BIG GOLD BELT. It will be decided in a tournament.

 

Jim Steele defeated Gangrel by disqualification in 0:02:19.

Rating: -* 1/4

 

Eric Bischoff decided that this match sucked and he had it stopped.

 

Handicap-Two-out-of-three-Falls Match:

Eric Bischoff beat Gangrel and Jim Steele 2 falls to 0:

x Bischoff beat Steele via an uraken in 0:00:23

x Bischoff beat Gangrel via the Dyejob in 0:00:54

Rating: 1/2*

 

Honky Tonk Man revealed his man to get back at Randy Savage for his injury. Rock-a-Billy Gunn

 

Randy Savage pinned Billy Gunn with the Flying Elbow-Drop in 0:04:09.

Rating: 1/2*

 

Yoshihiro Tajiri pinned Jay Briscoe with the Kick of Death in 0:13:01.

Rating: ** 1/2

 

[Jobber Battle Royal, for a match with Brock Lesnar]: No-Countout-No-DQ-10-Man B

attle Royal:

Barry Darsow won a 10-man Battle Royal:

x Riggins defeated J after the Power Bomb in 0:00:36

x B. Darsow threw out Dunn after a bodyslam in 0:03:43

x Shaggy threw out Jimmy after a clothesline in 0:04:55

x Shaggy threw out Jason in 0:06:49

x B. Darsow defeated Mean Mike after the Barely Legal in 0:12:45

x Tough Tom threw out Shaggy after an elbowsmash in 0:14:27

x Riggins threw out Tough Tom after a low blow in 0:18:36

x Riggins threw out Horowitz in 0:19:21

x B. Darsow threw out Riggins after an abdominal stretch in 0:21:02

Rating: -*** 1/4

 

Triangle Match:

Red defeated Xavier and Low Ki when Red pinned Ki with the Red Star Press in 0:14:49.

Rating: *** 1/2

 

Tank Abbott debuted to avenge the injury of his former partner Shane Helms. He wanted to fight Brock.

 

Brock Lesnar pinned Tank Abbott with the F-5 in 0:11:53.

Rating: -* 1/2

 

Mark Briscoe and American Dragon defeated The Maximos when Mark pinned Jose with the Cutthroat Suplex in 0:08:51.

Rating: ** 1/2

 

A.J. Styles and Air Paris defeated Jerry Lynn and Paul Diamond when Styles pinned Lynn with the Styles Clash in 0:12:12.

Rating: ** 1/2

 

After Michael Cole was attacked by Hogan last time, he asked for a match and he got it.

 

Michael Cole pinned Hulk Hogan with the Smackdown in 0:07:28.

Rating: -**** 1/4

 

[big Gold Belt tournament match]:

Shannon Moore pinned Evan Karagias with the Twisting Moonsault in 0:08:23.

Rating: *** 3/4

 

[big Gold Belt tournament match]:

Brock Lesnar pinned Barry Darsow after a running power bomb in 0:00:12.

Rating: 1/2*

 

Viscera and Survival Tobita battled to a draw in 0:01:00.

Rating: -* 1/4

 

Bischoff decided that much sucked, so he sent down Ken the Box to attack both of the wrestlers.

 

Elimination Match:

The Dangerously Alliance (Christopher Nowinski, Rob E. Dangerously and Stacy Keibler) beat The Hardy Boyz and Lita 3 falls to 1:

x Dangerously beat J. Hardy via the STF in 0:11:30

x M. Hardy beat Dangerously via a springboard moonsault in 0:12:00

x S. Keibler beat Lita via the Spin Wheel Kick in 0:15:02

x C. Nowinski beat M. Hardy via the Full Nelson Bomb in 0:21:26

Survivors: Christopher Nowinski, Stacy Keibler

Rating: 1/2*

 

Match for the vacant Big Gold Belt:

Brock Lesnar pinned Shannon Moore with the F-5 in 0:11:13.

Rating: ***

(Brock Lesnar won the Big Gold Belt.)

 

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when will Shane Helms and Brock Lesnar fight again?

 

will Tobita get his revenge on the Guardian of the Forest?

 

will Michael Cole stop wrestling?

 

all that and more on the next show!

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

Michael Cole vs. Hulk Hogan = RATINGS!

[Guest Ph34r Tha Leaf]

Michael Cole vs. Hulk Hogan = RATINGS!

*marks out*

 

Wait.. who would do the interview?

 

MEAN GENE~!!