Guest Ironman Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Holy shit. I'm gonna be a daddy. My woman was up late tonight and was feeling sick. I thought it was something she ate (we went out the other day) but no. She's knocked up. I thought she was fuckin with me but the tests don't lie (I hope). At first I was like "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!" in my head but now it's like... wow. I don't know what to think anymore, but wow. *sits staring at the wall* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted August 2, 2002 ::Repeatedly chants "HO-LY SHIT!":: Can't even comprehend what the emotions going through you are like since, well, yeah... ::Goes back to chanting "HO-LY SHIT!":: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ironman Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Can't even comprehend what the emotions going through you are like since, well, yeah... I can't either. Not sure what to think. Just tryin to be cool and think of all the mini Ironmen to come... Wait.. oh my god. I'll stick with one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tyler McClelland Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Be happy, it's the birth of your first child. Congrats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted August 2, 2002 I think it's a good thing, Ironman. Congratulations. I wonder if the kid will someday grow up, seek out JD, and kick his ass from a Future Chat... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ironman Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Outcast, stay the hell away from my woman. Serious. Well, mainly Tyler but I'm not so sure about OC either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Wow, we're gonna get a little baby version of the black spiked haired, Ironman shirt wearing stoner in your sig? HUZZAH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crusen86 Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Congratulations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ironman Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Wow, we're gonna get a little baby version of the black spiked haired, Ironman shirt wearing stoner in your sig? HUZZAH! I'm really a stoner anymore but I'm gonna have to stop smoking all together... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted August 2, 2002 I know this is off topic, but where did all of these South Park caricatures of Smarkboard people come from? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ironman Report post Posted August 2, 2002 The General Board (not the SWF one). I'll go find the link if I can. Here we go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ironman Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Here's the real link. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BA_Baracus Report post Posted August 2, 2002 PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed); "I guess what they say is true... ...some SWFers actually do have sex. Even if you're feeling kind of weird about it, congrats anyways. Mothernature says..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kelloggs Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Like Stubby said even if it feels strange congrats Ironguy. I get the strange feeling you'll be a better father then e-fed writer SON And after your kid is born I just know his/her first words will be "Daddy...no-sells". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Renegade Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Much congrats Iron. Now stop posting and attend to your woman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insanityman Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Congrats man. Can't really see anything esle fitting to say, and good luck I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SupaTaft Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Rock on man. Hope your little one can bring you as much joy as mine have. Wait... I don't have any kids... Give my regards to the Mrs. -Taft Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HVilleThugg Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Congrats man....there's no better feeling in the world. I hope this doesn't mean you have to leave our fair city... Congrats again to both you and your woman. Da "bows down just this once" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ironman Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Mak, that was cold. Just cold. Hell, I'd say it wasn't too shabby for my first shot (not counting my screening match, I was drunk). Thugg, actually I'm thinking of taking a show off or two to do some stuff like...break the ice to her mom or wait for her to do it and wait for the response. Should be fun to watch. As for my Crimson match, I'm sending that in now with a rushed ending but hell, the match was a joke. Seriously, it was. Ask MVS. "Daddy...no-sells" is damn right. I've gotta teach morals and shitty ringwork at an early age. A chip of the ol' block he (or she...oh god) will be. I should add a "World's Greatest Dad" hat and a beer to my SP sig pic. Hmm... add a cane and I look like Steve Blackman. Think about me being a shooter and I am Steve Blackman. freaky. *Looks at the empty carton of smokez from last night.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted August 3, 2002 Wow, we're gonna get a little baby version of the black spiked haired, Ironman shirt wearing stoner in your sig? HUZZAH! I'm really a stoner anymore but I'm gonna have to stop smoking all together... Stop.......smoking? Words dont comprehend....... Hey wait..... YOUR GONNA STOP SMOKING WEED? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Oh yeah, name the kid Hollywood. Its a good name for a Boy OR Girl. Yep.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted August 3, 2002 congrats Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
