What would you do with The Undertaker @ Summerslam

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

Hello fellow smarkians...

 

Over the past few weeks the Undertaker has seriously decreased his role on Raw and in the main event. With the 'second biggest PPV' ( Just ask Vince McMahon, he'll tell you it's true ) just around the corner, the American Badass seems to be heading towards a match with....CHRIS F'N NOWINSKI? Ahh....right

 

Thing is, the 'Takers possibilites of nabbing a REAL opponent seem unlikely. By 'real' i mean a person who actually stands a snowballs chance in hell, such as Chris Jericho or The Rock. Personally, I'd rather see Taker take on Rock at Summerslam for the Title, if anything because at least that SOUNDS exciting, on paper anyway. Brock's gimmick has BEEN DONE ( see - Goldberg ) and even the amazing charisma of Paul Heyman doesnt really seem to be establishing Brock Lesnar as a REAL threat. Therefore, i'm sure this would explain why i am astounded why Vince would put a man who is green, and has little to no real heat, in the second biggest show on the WWE Calender.

 

However, this does not resolve the issue of 'WHAT TO DO WITH MARK'. If you were writing the show, and lets face it if ANYONE of us were, it'd probably do good business.....cept for maybe Anglesault ( sorry, Kurt Angle on EVERY match just would get old, real quick ), what would you do with the Deadman?

 

This has been the Taker Mark

[Guest Ph34r Tha Leaf]

I'd put him in a coffin and nail it shut. I only liked the "Undertaker" Taker but the first Last Ride was a mark-out moment.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

I'd put him in a coffin and nail it shut. I only liked the "Undertaker" Taker but the first Last Ride was a mark-out moment.

Nice first post....ROOKIE B)

 

This has been the Taker Mark

 

Undertaker = God

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Umm.......I don't know who he'll face. I'll consult my smark handbook....ah...yes....

 

He'll job to HHH.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

well...the stupid son of a bitch turned face...so there went putting over RVD...which was the only useful thing he had to do with his wretched and pathetic career.

 

I hope he breaks his hip while wrestling Nowinski on Heat.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

well...the stupid son of a bitch turned face...so there went putting over RVD...which was the only useful thing he had to do with his wretched and pathetic career.

 

I hope he breaks his hip while wrestling Nowinski on Heat.

Such negativity bps....hey, what the hell does bps21 mean ANYWAY?

 

I'm sure Mark appreciates your very hurtful injury threats...really.

 

ON A SERIOUS NOTE

 

RVD-Taker is always pretty damn good, and the thought of a Summerslam blow-off would be WICKED, espically under ' Falls Count Anywhere ' rules or something like that. Summerslam ain't set in stone yet, and anything is possible...hopefully it will end up RVD vs Taker, as i don't see anywhere else for Van Dam to go.

 

P.S Lance Storm = Ruler of the Universe

 

This has been the Taker & Lance Storm Mark

[Guest midnight_burn]

Though i, nor anyone else i expect would want to see it, we'll probably end up with something like Undertaker v Test @ Summerslam. Smell the buyrate on that one.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

yes.

 

I smell Taker vs. Test as well.

 

And it smells great..

[Guest converge241]

Taker vs Test

or Kane/Taker vs Christian/Storm

 

storyline wise, thats what they should build towards

 

personally id like to work Raven in and have him break down the "family history" or psyches of Kane and Taker...but that wont happen

[Guest saturnmark4life]

ah raven....he is SO GODDAMN MISUSED!

i really don't know what they should do, anything but a run in in the main. He is pretty useless in a face role at the moment. His most entertianing spots this year have been playing a miserable old midcard bastard aginst rookies. (maven/orton/hardy)

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I don't care what they throw on it at this point.

 

If they don't find a way to give me RVD/Benoit II...my non ordering streak will reach 2.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

ah raven....he is SO GODDAMN MISUSED!

Ah Raven, so PAST HIS PRIME IT IS SICKENING...

 

Not that a Taker Mark can talk...

 

Hey ,did i mention i mark for Lance Storm as well?

 

This has been THE Taker Mark

[Guest The Superstar]

I wonder if Taker-Test will be as good as Kane-Test from No Mercy

[Guest saturnmark4life]

ah raven....he is SO GODDAMN MISUSED!

Ah Raven, so PAST HIS PRIME IT IS SICKENING...

 

Not that a Taker Mark can talk...

 

Hey ,did i mention i mark for Lance Storm as well?

 

This has been THE Taker Mark™

ho ho ho... B) yeah he's certainly never going to be a great in ring performer again, but he's got into damn good shape recently and for a wrestler/manager type role brainwashing people there is NO-ONE who could do it better.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

ah raven....he is SO GODDAMN MISUSED!

Ah Raven, so PAST HIS PRIME IT IS SICKENING...

 

Not that a Taker Mark can talk...

 

Hey ,did i mention i mark for Lance Storm as well?

 

This has been THE Taker Mark™

ho ho ho... B) yeah he's certainly never going to be a great in ring performer again, but he's got into damn good shape recently and for a wrestler/manager type role brainwashing people there is NO-ONE who could do it better.

He's got the mind for anything really, he's one smart guy. His charisma is off the page, when he is motivated, i'll give you that much.

 

This has been Taker Man, saving Taker Mark's from the accusing stares of Smarks.

[Guest Anglesault]

Taker has been saddled with test. Just like Rock got Brock and Angle may get Hogan. The three men who were in THE BEST TRIPLE THREAT MATCH EVER~! Get to face three of (If not the three) worst workers in the company. IRONY~! or something.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

hmm...best triple threat EVER!!!!

 

I wonder if the one in my sig will top it for 25 bucks less?

 

(END CHEAP PLUG)

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Does Jericho have a match? No?

 

 

My prediction:

Taker & Kane vs Test and Jericho. HHH is going to toss in poor Chris with nothing but HOSSes.

 

Orrrrr

 

Taker & Kane & Flair vs Test and Storm and Jericho?

[Guest converge241]

ummmm Jericho - Flair?

[Guest saturnmark4life]

off topic, but that triple threat match AS refers to, whilst certainly damn good, wasn't as good as foley/rock/shamrock cage match. i reckon.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

hmmm....that triple threat cage match was damn good...

 

I wonder if the one on Wednesday will be better than it for a fraction the cost...

 

(END CHEAP PLUG #2)

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

I'd like to see Taker/RVD now that RVD is beltless and both are without feuds.

 

That would be the smartest thing to do, plain and simple. Hell, even if Taker is face, they can do that.

[Guest Nevermortal]

off topic, but that triple threat match AS refers to, whilst certainly damn good, wasn't as good as foley/rock/shamrock cage match. i reckon.

Oh man, the end to that match was so great.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

off topic, but that triple threat match AS refers to, whilst certainly damn good, wasn't as good as foley/rock/shamrock cage match. i reckon.

Oh man, the end to that match was so great.

i still see that chairshot to shammy in my dreams...

[Guest BigPoppaKev]

I would have to say UT/Kane v.s Storm/Chrstian. Kane is supposed to be coming back any week now. I just pray to god we don't have to put up with another UT/Kane tag title run because I think I may shoot myself if that happens.

[Guest BionicRedneck]

Well, knowing Taker he'll put some young talent over, just like he did last year!

 

wait a minute...

 

nope, last year he was one of the selfish pricks who decided to no-sell all of DDPs and Kanyon's offense, coz he's a "Badass" and a "locker room leader". If thats the case, hopefully at SS he'll actually put someone over.

 

Just as long as it isnt Test

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Monday Taker is going to call out the Un-Americans and lure them into the ring, He'll ge token offense inj before one nabs him from bhind and they begin their beatdown.

 

BOOM! they all look to the ramp as red shines all over thier horrified faces.

 

You know what's next. Taker/Kane vs Christian/Storm w/ Test @ Vengeance

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

Alright, well i believe Jericho is taken up with Flair...and that match has a potential ass kicking in it, trust me.

 

The Un-Americans vs The..ah...American fued did slip my mind when i posted this, and its true that it seems as though the Taker will be taking on one or more of the group.

 

But seriously, MORE Undertaker & Kane? Jesus Christ...

 

This has been the Taker Mark

[Guest LexLugerRules]

I see Test Vs. Undertaker also.

 

Why not?

 

Taker these days reminds me alot like Hogan, realize it's their last run, and want to put over young talent while at it.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

I see Test Vs. Undertaker also.

 

Why not?

 

Taker these days reminds me alot like Hogan, realize it's their last run, and want to put over young talent while at it.

Lex....Luger....Rules?

 

 

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