your most hated commercials

[Guest saturnmark4life]

Ok, on the other board i frequent we all want to kill that little fucker who says 'zoom-zoom' on the motherfucking mazda ads, so what commericals make you want to go out and assault whoever's respnsible with some sort of industrial tool? (perhaps a big drill)

[Guest MDH257]

Beer Commercials

 

It was bad enough when the ads were:

If you drink our beer, you can have sex with hot women.

 

Now the guys would rather have the beer than the sex.

[Guest TheDames7]

I swear, if I let my feelings out completely about this commercial, it would belong in NHB.

 

I HATE THE GAMECUBE COMMERCIAL!!!!!

 

You know the one...Andrew W.K music playing, A Spider comes down and it shows clips of games.

 

Since Monday, I've seen it over 80 TIMES!! Seriously, they gave it twice per commercial break, and on every channel. Add to the fact that i'm incredibly arachnaphobic and you have a PISSED OFF POSTER~!

 

Dames

[Guest Still Fly]

Those Diet Pepsi commercial with that fat guy dreaming about riding on the motorcycle while he's really on the train trying to sing that song.

 

Any radio commercial. Those drive me nuts.

[Guest Karnage]

The "A Buck A Day" commercial is extremely extremely annoying.

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Mother fucking carrot top.

 

And Alyssa Milano chopped her bangs off. She looks like a jackass.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

I swear, if I let my feelings out completely about this commercial, it would belong in NHB.

 

I HATE THE GAMECUBE COMMERCIAL!!!!!

 

You know the one...Andrew W.K music playing, A Spider comes down and it shows clips of games.

 

Since Monday, I've seen it over 80 TIMES!! Seriously, they gave it twice per commercial break, and on every channel. Add to the fact that i'm incredibly arachnaphobic and you have a PISSED OFF POSTER~!

 

Dames

:::::: backhands Dames ::::::

 

FOOL! The PISSED OFF POSTER~! gimmick is MINE, dammit! But, I do agree, though. That damn Gamecube commercial smokes serious sausage, yet it can't hold a candle to the Truth.com fucktards. Not even the lil Mazda pinko can be THAT annoying.

 

 

Another one I hate with a passion is the Dell commercials... DIE, STEVE, DIE!!!!! I swear, if I could, I'd fly to NY RIGHT NOW and put some goddamn buckshot in his head....

[Guest TheDames7]

::Dames backslaps APO, John Cena-style::

 

What!

 

The Dell commercials aren't overplayed here...

 

Dames

[Guest Shaved Bear]

what about the evian commercial with all the babies

 

 

and the rugby bunch commercial for Old Navy

[Guest J*ingus]

Pretty much any commercial with babies. They're just creepy.

 

Pretty much any Old Navy commercial. Not only do they suck, but they don't even make sense, and make no attempt to actually sell their product.

 

And Dames, I'm with you on the GC ad. It throws the goddamned spider at you so fast, you can't even change the channel.

[Guest TheDames7]

And Dames, I'm with you on the GC ad. It throws the goddamned spider at you so fast, you can't even change the channel.

The moment I hear the Andrew W.K riff, I turn my head. I haven't seen the beginning portion of the commercial since I got caught the first time.

 

Dames

[Guest DragonflyKid]

I hate all phone company commercials with celebrities. Carrot Top and David Arquette are as annoying as they come but I also hate the fact that the celebrities are rich yet people are supposed to believe they care about saving a little money on phone bills. As if Michael Jordan and his endless millions would be in the poor house if he had to pay more than 5 cents a minute.

 

I also can't stand the fucking zip-lock lady and her annoying voice and spunk.

 

I hate those John Tesh commercials and all his God is my friend music bullshit.

 

BTW, Matthew Lesko rules commercial land.

[Guest MDH257]

Gap commercials are a lot worse than Old Navy (their corporate sibling).

[Guest Kingpk]

The Pepsi Twist commercial with Spears and Austin Powers (way to show off that acting skill, Britney)

[Guest kingkamala]

9 out of 10 local commercials suck...very much so

[Guest redbaron51]

Dell commercial blows

Pepsi Twist

any commercials that hype up movies for over a month (triple X and Master of Disguise i'm looking at you)

[Guest DerangedHermit]

- Pepsi Twist (Oops, we played it again! FUCK YOU!)

- the 'Cube/Andrew W.K. one

- Carrot Top and 1-800-COLLECT

- this one for some water (Evian?) with dancing naked babies

- most of the Old Navy ones (fun in the sun? NO, get burnt, assholes! & Why didn't they throw a football into the director's nose)

- E!'s commercials for the Anna Nicole show (what an annoying bitch)

- hyping stupid movies (like XXX, Full Frontal, and Master of Disguise - sorry, Dana, you should have just said 'nah gonna do it')

- TNN hyping Slamball

- oh, and Subway commercials (We have a radar screen? SUCKY COMMERCIAL AHEAD, SUCKY COMMERCIAL AHEAD!)

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Oh...I wanna play!

 

-Dude You're getting a DELL!

-Stacker 2 Commercials (Especially the ones with Tough Enough, since they seem to play them every other commercial during both Wrestling and NASCAR races)

-AOL Commercials

-The Carrot Top 1-8 whatever commercials

-The NEW 7-up Guy commercials (why even bother keeping the 7-up guy gimmick going?)

-Pronto (If you ask, "What is Pronto?" go watch TechTV, like every third commercial is for Pronto, and I still don't even know what it is but the commercials are like 1 minute long and basically text on an extremely annoying orange background)

-TNN Self Promotion

-The Nike commercial with the chicken chasing the guy. Pointless...

-Slim Jim Commercials

 

 

And I don't hate the Cube commercial, but it is a bit overplayed. I imagine it wont be long before there's a new one to hype Mario Sunshine and Star Fox..

[Guest DerangedHermit]

Also:

- random cell phone commercials

(most lines go: "Here at Verizon, we know the value of being together. " or "Cell-phone company #234244 understands the meaning of togetherness." Boo-fucking-hoo. If I wanted that sentimental crap, I'll go watch some movie where the kid gets his dog taken away.)

 

- Oxy-Clean

(I'm Billy Mays, and I'm a fucking loser!)

 

- Fitness with John Basedow

(A fruit, who looks like they took the Billy the Blue Power Ranger's head and stuck it on some muscled body.)

 

-Stacker 2

(Toughen up? I mean Tough Enough! Does anybody have the number for a Jeff Gordon? Yeccch....)

 

- 1-800-COLLECT and a buck a day

(Mike Piazza, ALF, Toby Keith and Terry Bradshaw combine to make crap while Alyssa Milano fucks up her hair and manages to make herself look less attractive and Carrot Top strives to suck.)

 

- Keystone Beer

(Bitter beer face? No, it's just the look on my face after watching these commercials.)

 

- Dell

(self-explanatory)

 

And now the good commercials:

- All the Geico ones. Especially the two squirrels causing the guy to crash.

 

- New York Mets commercials from last season. (Commercials include New Yorkers giving hitting tips to Mike Piazza and fun between former Mets Benny Agbayani and Tsuyoshi Shinjo. Only one this year has been funny (albeit in a scary way): Beach Towel Day. It had Mr. Met laying on beach and a little girl runs up to him and asks for her towel back. This was a few months ago, though.)

[Guest undisputedjericho]

- 'Dude, you need to get a Dell!' That guy is just so damn annoying.

 

- 'XXX' Ads, good God I hate Vin Deisil

 

- 'Hi, I'd like to get home delivery of the New York Times!' And the women are all happy and stuff. Give me a break.

 

- 'Mr. Powers, it's Britney Spears...' I hate ___ people (Can't say it, I know I'll get banned)

 

- 'Basketball is Beautiful' Usually I love the ESPN commercials, and this is only like 3 seconds long, but it still sucks ass.

 

- 'The Furniture Bank' it's this furniture place about two blocks behind my house that make the worst commercials ever. The guy uses his awful 4 year old daughter, it looks like it was shot on a camcorder, the editing is awful.

 

- 'The Game Zone' A game store in my area...the clips of games are still from like the summer of 1997 or '98, with like Spyro the Dragon, some NFL game, and WWF Warzone.

[Guest Kingpk]

- Oxy-Clean

(I'm Billy Mays, and I'm a fucking loser!)

The commercial may suck, but that shit works!

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

OOH

 

I got a really annoying one I can't believe I missed!

 

AFLAC with the duck! AFLAC! AFLAC!!!!!!

[Guest Kinetic]

The AFLAC duck is gold, man.

 

I have a serious problem with any of the non-Jared Subway commercials they're running right now. Who in the fuck does that smarmy bastard they have think he is? He just has this incredibly unfunny know-it-all tone in his voice that blinds me with rage. That whole "radar screen" thing...I mean, why order something at a restaurant where you know it isn't available? I'd go to Subway and ask for a Whopper, but what's the point?

[Guest Kinetic]

Oh, and that beer commercial with the song about twins. I can usually just ignore shitty beer commercials, but that song makes me want hurl myself through the television.

[Guest DerangedHermit]

The AFLAC duck is gold, man.

It's gold especially the AFLAC commercials with Yogi Berra where the duck is prevented/not heard saying "AFLAC!". At the end it exits the barber shop where Yogi was and angrily shudders.

[Guest treble charged]

Yeah, I hate the guy in the Subway commercials. He's just an asshole that really doesn't make me want to go to Subway any more than I normally would.

[Guest phoenixrising]

And I used to think Jared was annoying...this new guy is even worse...looks like a Denis Leary wanna-be who is nowhere near as funny as Denis Leary.

 

For some reason I really hate the Austin Powers commercials with Foxxy Cleopatra. Hey, isn't this an AUSTIN POWERS FILM? Or maybe I'm just mad cause Heather Graham didn't get her own commercials when "The Spy Who Shagged Me" came out. I don't think Liz Hurley got her own commercial either. So why does Beyonce?

 

Steve: "Dude, you're getting a Dell!"

Phoenixrising: "Dude, you're getting a .45 slug in the head!"

Someone, please...Kill him now.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

The AFLAC duck is gold, man.

 

I have a serious problem with any of the non-Jared Subway commercials they're running right now. Who in the fuck does that smarmy bastard they have think he is? He just has this incredibly unfunny know-it-all tone in his voice that blinds me with rage. That whole "radar screen" thing...I mean, why order something at a restaurant where you know it isn't available? I'd go to Subway and ask for a Whopper, but what's the point?

Yes, that Subway jerkoff deserves to get murdered. I'd love to see him pull that shit in real life and NOT get an ass-kicking. I mean, who does this anal retentive fuckwad think he is anyway? The country got sick of Jared and "Henry, Gay Henry", so the *GOOD* folks at Subway spring THIS guy on us?

 

Just makes me want to slaughter the Subway marketing department....

[Guest masked marvel]

I hate the Wiz commercials too for the same reason. U go into a grocery store for a mp3 player? Y don't u go to the Wiz and ask for a bottle of milk?

[Guest VillanoVII]

Quizno's commercials.....oven toasted isn't better and I don't like my intelligence insulted by saying they'd have to cheat to win.

 

The new Subway guy. Whe he asks his friends if he made that guy cry at the end I just wanna go in there and kick him in the head with a steel toed boot.

 

any local commercials that look like they were done on a $5 budget...they piss me off.

 

Feminine product commercials.....save them for the Lifetime channel.

 

Slamball commercials.......they are played over and over and over and every clip looks exactly the same...do they not have enough highlights?

 

The Stacker 2 commercials with the fat dude playing guitar and any of the nascar ones. Atleast they stopped showing the "beached whale" one. Why would anyone want to use that stuff when they have fat guys in their commercials?

 

I agree the Truth ads are starting to piss me off even though I don't smoke or like smoking.