Guest Downhome Posted August 2, 2002 Report Posted August 2, 2002 Here you go... ...anyone care to give this one a try? Sincerely, ...Downhome...
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted August 2, 2002 Report Posted August 2, 2002 Shawn: Geez Vince...how many times do we have to go over this... Bret: I hate these house show rehearsals... Vince: Look...it's really simple...Shawn puts you in the Sharpshooter...I say ring the fucking bell...and then we all fight and then we go in the back and get some champagne... Bret: ...then I go to WCW and destroy it in four years... Shawn: Are you really gonna do that Bret? Bret: ...I'm gonna try, man... Shawn: You should go back in the back and talk to Hunter after this...he could learn alot from you... *all three men laugh*
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted August 2, 2002 Report Posted August 2, 2002 Shawn (to himself): "Look surprised, look surprised, look surprised..."
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted August 2, 2002 Report Posted August 2, 2002 Another one: "Moments after the timeKeeper mysteriously exploded...Shawn and Bret are still in awe as they look to find the ringbell..."
Guest meanmaisch Posted August 2, 2002 Report Posted August 2, 2002 Warrior: Shawn, if you really want to shake the ropes the Warrior way, you have to get off your ass and stand up. Steroids don't hurt either... Bret: Duh!
Guest J*ingus Posted August 2, 2002 Report Posted August 2, 2002 Shawn: "Hey, Bret, since you're not gonna be around anymore, I've got a confession to make... I think you have a really nice ass." Bret: "...that explains so much."
Guest Just call me Dan Posted August 2, 2002 Report Posted August 2, 2002 Bret: You just sold your soul to the devil Shawn, how does it feel? Shawn: Who? No Bret, I sold it to Vince.... Oh Shit!
Guest D'Lo White Posted August 2, 2002 Report Posted August 2, 2002 Bret: Hey Shawn, is that who I think it is Shawn: No, it can't be Bret: It is, its DAMIEN DEMENTO
Guest Shaved Bear Posted August 2, 2002 Report Posted August 2, 2002 Shawn: No Vince, you're supposed to do it when HE'S in the sharpshooter
Guest big Dante Cruz Posted August 4, 2002 Report Posted August 4, 2002 I'd just like to say that Spiff's response was incredibly funny. But for mine: Bret - Tell me you did not just do that... Shawn - Oh shit...
Guest mesepher Posted August 4, 2002 Report Posted August 4, 2002 Shawn (to himself): "Look surprised, look surprised, look surprised..." excellent! That's the best caption. haha. nice one dude.
Guest LexLugerRules Posted August 4, 2002 Report Posted August 4, 2002 HBK: FUCK FUCK FUCKAROO SCREW A KANGAROO BRET: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Guest Alice_In_Chains_Chick Posted August 4, 2002 Report Posted August 4, 2002 Bret: Mom is that you? Shawn: That is your mother, with a pair of clean underwear for you. Bret: Uh oh no Shawn: Damn dude your a momma's boy. *Both men laugh*
Guest Ravenbomb Posted August 4, 2002 Report Posted August 4, 2002 The future of the nWo Bret: Did you know about this? Shawn: No. Bret: You sure? Shawn: Yes. Bret: You sure? Shawn: Yes. Bret: Seriously, did you know about this? Shawn: Ok, I knew, but I'm really sorry. Bret: Really? Shawn: Ok, I'm not really sorry, but if it makes you feel better...no I got nothing, have fun in WCW.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted August 4, 2002 Report Posted August 4, 2002 and in the distance.....a child's laughter is heard... <nelson muntz>HA-HA!</nelson muntz>
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