Guest Downhome Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Here you go... ...anyone care to give this one a try? Sincerely, ...Downhome... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest -Cutthroat- Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Nah... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Shawn: Geez Vince...how many times do we have to go over this... Bret: I hate these house show rehearsals... Vince: Look...it's really simple...Shawn puts you in the Sharpshooter...I say ring the fucking bell...and then we all fight and then we go in the back and get some champagne... Bret: ...then I go to WCW and destroy it in four years... Shawn: Are you really gonna do that Bret? Bret: ...I'm gonna try, man... Shawn: You should go back in the back and talk to Hunter after this...he could learn alot from you... *all three men laugh* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Shawn (to himself): "Look surprised, look surprised, look surprised..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Another one: "Moments after the timeKeeper mysteriously exploded...Shawn and Bret are still in awe as they look to find the ringbell..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest meanmaisch Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Warrior: Shawn, if you really want to shake the ropes the Warrior way, you have to get off your ass and stand up. Steroids don't hurt either... Bret: Duh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Shawn: "Hey, Bret, since you're not gonna be around anymore, I've got a confession to make... I think you have a really nice ass." Bret: "...that explains so much." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just call me Dan Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Bret: You just sold your soul to the devil Shawn, how does it feel? Shawn: Who? No Bret, I sold it to Vince.... Oh Shit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D'Lo White Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Bret: Hey Shawn, is that who I think it is Shawn: No, it can't be Bret: It is, its DAMIEN DEMENTO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted August 2, 2002 Shawn: No Vince, you're supposed to do it when HE'S in the sharpshooter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest big Dante Cruz Report post Posted August 4, 2002 I'd just like to say that Spiff's response was incredibly funny. But for mine: Bret - Tell me you did not just do that... Shawn - Oh shit... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mesepher Report post Posted August 4, 2002 Shawn (to himself): "Look surprised, look surprised, look surprised..." excellent! That's the best caption. haha. nice one dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 4, 2002 HBK: FUCK FUCK FUCKAROO SCREW A KANGAROO BRET: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Alice_In_Chains_Chick Report post Posted August 4, 2002 Bret: Mom is that you? Shawn: That is your mother, with a pair of clean underwear for you. Bret: Uh oh no Shawn: Damn dude your a momma's boy. *Both men laugh* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted August 4, 2002 The future of the nWo Bret: Did you know about this? Shawn: No. Bret: You sure? Shawn: Yes. Bret: You sure? Shawn: Yes. Bret: Seriously, did you know about this? Shawn: Ok, I knew, but I'm really sorry. Bret: Really? Shawn: Ok, I'm not really sorry, but if it makes you feel better...no I got nothing, have fun in WCW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted August 4, 2002 and in the distance.....a child's laughter is heard... <nelson muntz>HA-HA!</nelson muntz> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites