Guest nWoScorpion Posted August 2, 2002 Report Posted August 2, 2002 Nailz Vs. Kwang Duke "The Dumpster" Droese Vs. Damian Demento Saba Simba Vs. The Berzerker Fake Diesel Vs. Fake Razor Ramon Giant Gonzalez Vs. Mantaur Gobbeldy Gooker Vs. Tugboat Skinner Vs. Bastion Booger RockaBilly Vs. Adam Bomb WOW. The Faker's face off
Guest GoldustandBooker4Life Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 Nailz Vs. Kwang: Nailz Duke "The Dumpster" Droese Vs. Damian Demento: Demento Saba Simba Vs. The Berzerker: Berzerker Fake Diesel Vs. Fake Razor Ramon: Fake Diesel Giant Gonzalez Vs. Mantaur: Giant Gonzales Gobbeldy Gooker Vs. Tugboat: Gooker Skinner Vs. Bastion Booger: Booger RockaBilly Vs. Adam Bomb: Bomb
Guest kingkamala Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 Nailz Vs. Kwang Duke "The Dumpster" Droese Vs. Damian Demento Saba Simba Vs. The Berzerker Fake Diesel Vs. Fake Razor Ramon Giant Gonzalez Vs. Mantaur Gobbeldy Gooker Vs. Tugboat Skinner Vs. Bastion Booger RockaBilly Vs. Adam Bomb WOW. The Faker's face off Kwang (I thought Nailz cut a decent promo at Survivor Series 92, don't laugh) Duke Droese(Only cause he was around for about two and a half years and Damian Demento was around for six months tops) Saba Simba(It didn't help that Roddy Piper yelled HEY THAT'S TONY ATLAS NOT SABA SIMBA! during his first match ) Fake Razor Ramon(They're basically the same but Fake Diesel eventually got past the gimmick so I'll say Fake Razor) Manataur(Giant Gonzalez sucks an enourmous amount of donky testicles but how can you take a guy with a gaint cow's head on his head ) Goobeldy Gooker(This is probably the closest decision but I'd say Goobeldy Gooker since it is debatably the worst WWF gimmick of all time) Bastion Booger(Mostly cause Skinner held his own in ***-***1/2 matches with Ricky Steamboat and Bret Hart) Rockabilly (Adam Bomb was one of my favorites as a mark so due to nostalgia I'll say Rockabilly)
Guest JaKyL25 Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 Nailz Vs. Kwang Kwang. The believability scale is pretty even between a ninja hired to win wrestling matches vs. an ex-convict who is out for revenge against the officer who brutalized him, yet still wears his prison uniform. The thing that tips the scales in Kwang's favor here is, well, what tips the scales in real life. Kwang wasn't just a ninja, but a PUDGY ninja! Duke "The Dumpster" Droese Vs. Damian Demento Dumpster. Demento was just mental, while Dumpster was a garbage man (Wait, sorry Vince, "Sanitation Engineer") that still kept his day-job while also maintaining his status as a WWF Superstar. Now, I know it was during the mid-90's low period, but I think being a WWF superstar pays enough to not have to be a garbage man anymore. Therefore, one can only assume that he has some kind of Garbage Fetish or something. On the plus side, though, he dealt HHH his first WWF loss! Saba Simba Vs. The Berzerker Saba Simba. While it actually may be slightly more believable that actual African Tribesmen would wrestle than an unintelligible Viking (They don't really exist anymore, do they?), the whole thing was pretty sad. Fake Diesel Vs. Fake Razor Ramon Fake Razor. Essentially the same gimmicks, but fake Diesel played the part better. Giant Gonzalez Vs. Mantaur Mantaur. What the HELL was Mantaur supposed to be, anyway? A Cross between a man and a Minotaur? Seeing as how Giant Gonzales was just a large man in a goofy-looking suit, I have to give the nod to the mythological half-being. Gobbeldy Gooker Vs. Tugboat GobbledyGooker. I always found it slightly humorous that Vince took a guy that looked like Brutus but gave him a gimmick that was closer to Popeye. The man likes boats! That can't be worse than a Dancing Chicken, who lived in an egg for weeks with no food or anything. Skinner Vs. Bastion Booger Skinner. Booger was just a big, fat, disgusting wrestler, right? So basically the whole gimmick was "Be yourself, but just COMPLETELY disgusting." Not nearly as bad as a swamp-man looking for glory in professional wrestling. Watch out Bret, he'll spit on you! RockaBilly Vs. Adam Bomb Adam Bomb. Rockabilly was just a guy who was floundering as a singles competitor, so he modeled himself after The Honky Tonk Man, a successful singles competitor at one time. It might be a little illogical, but at least there's a coherent train of thought there. Adam Bomb, on the other hand, supposedly LIVED on Three Mile Island after the nuclear incident, thus giving him weird eyes and a weird tongue, and they kinda implied that his size and strength was due to this too. Umm..okay. Let's nuke everyone then.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 I assume the worst gimmick wins in this case? Nailz Vs. Kwang -Kwang...Nailz actually scared me a little Duke "The Dumpster" Droese Vs. Damian Demento -Dumpster boy Saba Simba Vs. The Berzerker -Sabu Simba Fake Diesel Vs. Fake Razor Ramon -Fake Razor...too fat, at least Fake Nash did something with himself Giant Gonzalez Vs. Mantaur -Gonzalez...worst...wrestler...ever Gobbeldy Gooker Vs. Tugboat -Tugboat...I don't even remember the Gooker doing that much Skinner Vs. Bastion Booger -Booger RockaBilly Vs. Adam Bomb -Billy...Bomb was kinda cool
Guest nWoScorpion Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 Voting For This Round ends tommorow night.
Guest CanadianChris Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 Kwang (Nailz, at least, had a point) Damian Demento ("From the outer reaches of your mind...") Saba Simba (totally insulting) Fake Razor Ramon (Fake Diesel at least amounted to something) Giant Gonzalez (worst WWF wrestler ever) Gobbeldy Gooker (hey, he made the Gimmick Battle Royal...) Bastion Booger (what the HELL was this supposed to be??) RockaBilly (still sucking after all these years!)
Guest AnnieEclectic Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 Nailz Vs. Kwang : Kwang, green mist = RATINGZ!!1!!!1!! Duke "The Dumpster" Droese Vs. Damian Demento: Mondo Kleen wins! (Demento) Saba Simba Vs. The Berzerker: Did he say 'Making Fuck'? (Berzerker) Fake Diesel Vs. Fake Razor Ramon: Fake Razor Giant Gonzalez Vs. Mantaur: uh... do I have to vote? ... Mantaur sounds cooler Gobbeldy Gooker Vs. Tugboat: Tugboat. Period. Skinner Vs. Bastion Booger: Anyone with flatulence as his theme music has to be good (Booger) RockaBilly Vs. Adam Bomb: Adam Bomb. His manager became Raven. He wins. -Annie
Guest Shaved Bear Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 Nailz Vs. Kwang - Kwang, because ninjas dont live in Puerto Rico Duke "The Dumpster" Droese Vs. Damian Demento - Duke Saba Simba Vs. The Berzerker - Beserker Fake Diesel Vs. Fake Razor Ramon - Fake Razor Giant Gonzalez Vs. Mantaur - Mantaur Gobbeldy Gooker Vs. Tugboat - Gooker Skinner Vs. Bastion Booger - Booger RockaBilly Vs. Adam Bomb - Rockabilly
Guest LesnarLunatic Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 Nailz Vs. Kwang Nailz Duke "The Dumpster" Droese Vs. Damian Demento Damian Saba Simba Vs. The Berzerker Saba Fake Diesel Vs. Fake Razor Ramon Razor Giant Gonzalez Vs. Mantaur Giant Gobbeldy Gooker Vs. Tugboat Gooker Skinner Vs. Bastion Booger Skinner RockaBilly Vs. Adam Bomb Rockabilly
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