Guest bob_barron Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 MIB Agent: Hey- that alien looks like a hot guy. MIB Agent 2: Yea- we better have sex with it.
Guest razazteca Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 Note to Self - Norm and Artie was a great comedy duo
Guest Nevermortal Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 Dirty Work ruled because it was directed by Bob Saget.
Guest Nevermortal Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 Mitch: Note to self - remember to get ass wart cream for giant wart on my ass.
Guest bob_barron Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 Note to self: Sex with blow-up dolls not as good as advertised
Guest Shaved Bear Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 hey Baskin Robbins called, they're down to 5 flavors...
Guest Shaved Bear Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 you have no idea how hard that man can squeeze a pair of balls
Guest bob_barron Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 That's me with me President Eisenhower. And that's your mom giving me a- Mitch: AHHH
Guest bob_barron Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 Post 1700!!! Kathy: You two are brothers?? Mitch: It's a long story Sam: My dad boned his mom Mitch: Okay so it's a short story
Guest Gamengiri2002 Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 Mitch: (after being violated in the most unprofessional way)This is ridiculous, you guys have some real growing up to do... Ridiculous... You know what hurts the most? The lack of respect. That's what hurts the most... well... except for the other thing, that hurts the most. But the lack of respect hurts the SECOND most.
Guest bob_barron Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 Mitch: We borrowed my cousin's German shepard...who also happens to be gay. Taught that doberman some humility
Guest Shaved Bear Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 Sam: remember when you were 16 and you had sex with my sister, you actually had sex with your sister Mitch: That's enough reminiscing
Guest bob_barron Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 Dr. Farthing: Are you a betting man?? Sam: Okay- yea. Dr. Farthing: Cause if I was taking odds on your father's life- I'd bet everything I own on death
Guest Shaved Bear Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 "Why don't you get a horse and go live in the mountains and not bother anybody"
Guest bob_barron Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 Mitch: Hey- how come you get a pool cue?
Guest LooseCannon Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 Mitch: I've never seen so many dead hookers in my whole life! Guy: God knows I have. Mitch: It could have been worse. I could have had my nose bitten off by a saigon whore.
Guest bob_barron Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 Lord knows not God knows. (Yes I'm very picky) Mitch: There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who get stomped on and those who do the stomping
Guest Shaved Bear Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 Mitch: Yea we got ouselves a fight Sam, it's fighting time, can I be on their side?
Guest LooseCannon Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 Mitch: There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who get stomped on and those who do the stomping Girl: Where did you hear that. Mitch: Oh that famous guy said it... what's his name... oh yeah, jesus.
Guest bob_barron Posted August 3, 2002 Report Posted August 3, 2002 The stomping quote was my yrbook quote. Mitch: It's a little embarassing to be afraid of an 100 yr old man who just had a coronary
Guest jimmy no nose Posted August 4, 2002 Report Posted August 4, 2002 Ah ha! You didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes!
Guest Ravenbomb Posted August 4, 2002 Report Posted August 4, 2002 <off screen drug dealer>Dear god, now you've got a chainsaw and you're using it on me!!!</off screen drug dealer> Man, I gotta get that on DVD...
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted August 4, 2002 Report Posted August 4, 2002 Mitch: Are you pissing off of the roof?! Sam: Yep. Guy on the street: OH MY GOD, YOU BASTARD! I'M GONNA KILL YOU GUYS!
Guest bob_barron Posted August 4, 2002 Report Posted August 4, 2002 Mitch: Hey homeless guy. The DVD rules. Why??? It's Dirty Work!!!!!!!!!
Guest Shaved Bear Posted August 4, 2002 Report Posted August 4, 2002 Mitch: note to self, Sam just looked at the screen
Guest bob_barron Posted August 4, 2002 Report Posted August 4, 2002 You fucker!!!!!!!!!!! You stole mine. I love how they just go 1...2..3- LOOK AWAY!
Guest Shaved Bear Posted August 4, 2002 Report Posted August 4, 2002 ahh Dirty Work, a truly transcendant film
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