The One and Only Dirty Work Quotes Thread

[Guest Nevermortal]

Commence!

[Guest bob_barron]

MIB Agent: Hey- that alien looks like a hot guy.

MIB Agent 2: Yea- we better have sex with it.

[Guest razazteca]

Note to Self - Norm and Artie was a great comedy duo

[Guest Nevermortal]

Dirty Work ruled because it was directed by Bob Saget.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Mitch: Note to self - remember to get ass wart cream for giant wart on my ass.

[Guest bob_barron]

Note to self: Sex with blow-up dolls not as good as advertised

[Guest Shaved Bear]

hey Baskin Robbins called, they're down to 5 flavors...

[Guest Shaved Bear]

you have no idea how hard that man can squeeze a pair of balls

[Guest bob_barron]

That's me with me President Eisenhower. And that's your mom giving me a-

 

Mitch: AHHH

[Guest bob_barron]

Post 1700!!!

 

Kathy: You two are brothers??

Mitch: It's a long story

Sam: My dad boned his mom

Mitch: Okay so it's a short story

[Guest Gamengiri2002]

Mitch: (after being violated in the most unprofessional way)This is ridiculous, you guys have some real growing up to do... Ridiculous... You know what hurts the most? The lack of respect. That's what hurts the most... well... except for the other thing, that hurts the most. But the lack of respect hurts the SECOND most.

[Guest bob_barron]

Mitch: We borrowed my cousin's German shepard...who also happens to be gay. Taught that doberman some humility

[Guest Shaved Bear]

Sam: remember when you were 16 and you had sex with my sister, you actually had sex with your sister

 

Mitch: That's enough reminiscing

[Guest bob_barron]

Dr. Farthing: Are you a betting man??

Sam: Okay- yea.

Dr. Farthing: Cause if I was taking odds on your father's life- I'd bet everything I own on death

[Guest Shaved Bear]

"Why don't you get a horse and go live in the mountains and not bother anybody"

[Guest bob_barron]

Mitch: Hey- how come you get a pool cue?

[Guest LooseCannon]

Mitch: I've never seen so many dead hookers in my whole life!

Guy: God knows I have.

 

Mitch: It could have been worse. I could have had my nose bitten off by a saigon whore.

[Guest bob_barron]

Lord knows not God knows.

 

(Yes I'm very picky)

 

Mitch: There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who get stomped on and those who do the stomping

[Guest Shaved Bear]

Mitch: Yea we got ouselves a fight Sam, it's fighting time, can I be on their side?

[Guest LooseCannon]

Mitch: There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who get stomped on and those who do the stomping

Girl: Where did you hear that.

Mitch: Oh that famous guy said it... what's his name... oh yeah, jesus.

[Guest bob_barron]

The stomping quote was my yrbook quote.

 

Mitch: It's a little embarassing to be afraid of an 100 yr old man who just had a coronary

[Guest jimmy no nose]

Ah ha! You didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes!

[Guest Ravenbomb]

<off screen drug dealer>Dear god, now you've got a chainsaw and you're using it on me!!!</off screen drug dealer>

 

Man, I gotta get that on DVD...

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Mitch: Are you pissing off of the roof?!

Sam: Yep.

Guy on the street: OH MY GOD, YOU BASTARD! I'M GONNA KILL YOU GUYS!

[Guest bob_barron]

Mitch: Hey homeless guy.

 

The DVD rules. Why???

 

It's Dirty Work!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Shaved Bear]

Mitch: note to self, Sam just looked at the screen

[Guest bob_barron]

You fucker!!!!!!!!!!! You stole mine.

 

I love how they just go 1...2..3-

 

LOOK AWAY!

[Guest Shaved Bear]

ahh Dirty Work, a truly transcendant film