the ONE and ONLY Velocidential Thread

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Mike Awesome~!

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Job time for Mike

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

HAHHAHA he slapped that idiot Lloyd! Thank you Bob Holly!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

There's no reason for Farrooq to go over here.

 

So, of course he will.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

He's hardcore, bah gawd!

 

Even though he's not quite as hardcore as Raven..

 

..or stiff as Bradshaw..

 

He's still Hardcore, bah gawd! Cheer for him!

[Guest Nevermortal]

Faarooq's back? Damn.

[Guest Trivia247]

Just pretend he is Hayabusa Mike!

[Guest Nevermortal]

[Awesome goes up top.]

 

Cole - I don't know if flying is wise, he should stay grounded.

 

WWE STYLE~!

[Guest Trivia247]

Geez Cole telling Awesome What to Do? AWESOME BOMB Him!

[Guest Nevermortal]

Awesome jobs to a Spinebuster?

 

Fuck you WWE.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Oh man...

 

Awesome jobs again...

 

He's NEVER going to win the Velocity title this way.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

WTF is with all the spine busters on Smackdown?

 

 

Batista, Cena, Farooq, what the hell...

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

And Awesome jobs. That's just super.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Faarooq wins, with of all moves....a spinebuster.

 

And you know, Ron really needed that win to get over.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Next Week: Mike Awesome jobs to a Slamball athlete.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

What was the fucking point of that? That was Farrooq's 1 match for the next 3 months, so he goes over a guy just coming back from an injury, a guy they can plug into the midcard or the tag scene.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

Hmm..Awesome's talented for a big guy. Ross likes big guys. So, Awesome would usually win. However, Ross likes Bull. Bull isn't talented. Therefore, Ross is making Awesome job.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Geez Cole telling Awesome What to Do? AWESOME BOMB Him!

< Mike Awesome Awesome Bombs Michael Cole through a table.... >

 

 

 

< Velocity gets a 7.1 rating >

 

 

 

Makes ya think

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Can't wait for Kanyon to get back, so they can have him job to Rikishi, Mark Henry, and Farrooq.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Wellp, highlight reels, time for a piss break.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Hmm..Awesome's talented for a big guy. Ross likes big guys. So, Awesome would usually win. However, Ross likes Bull. Bull isn't talented. Therefore, Ross is making Awesome job.

I guess Awesome didn't pay enough dues before he got hurt...

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Hmm..Awesome's talented for a big guy. Ross likes big guys. So, Awesome would usually win. However, Ross likes Bull. Bull isn't talented. Therefore, Ross is making Awesome job.

I guess Awesome didn't pay enough dues before he got hurt...

Yep.....Bradshaw never got a hold of him yet.

[Guest Nevermortal]

JR: Kanyon's had a tough time lately, so he's gonna be a low profile wrestler on Velocity for a while until we can get a feel on where his talents lie.

 

[4 months later.]

 

JR: WWE released Kanyon today, as creative currently has nothing for him.

 

[5 months later.]

 

Mike Tenay: Kanyon pins The Truth! New NWA Champion!

[Guest Human Fly]

Faarooq is getting ready to retire so they job him to Awesome, what point is Faarooq going over going to serve anyone? They don't sell anmore APA merchandise (if they do they're just trying to clear it out), Faarooq isn't going to get any kind of a push. Why have him win?

[Guest Trivia247]

Cave Beasts = RATINGS!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

He's Hoss-tacular

[Guest Human Fly]

Is that phrase on loan from Jericho, or did he just let Hogan have it?

[Guest Trivia247]

Is that phrase on loan from Jericho, or did he just let Hogan have it?

For a Nominal Fee each time.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Why the fuck is Hogan still wrestling? He's fucking 100.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Faarooq is getting ready to retire so they job him to Awesome, what point is Faarooq going over going to serve anyone? They don't sell anmore APA merchandise (if they do they're just trying to clear it out), Faarooq isn't going to get any kind of a push. Why have him win?

 

Awesome doesn't have ruthless aggression. God, that's the lamest phrase ever. "Ruthless" just makes me think of villians twisting their handlebar mustaches.