The Story of the JL Clique

[Guest DiabloIIFreak1010]

There's been talk of 'Who would have been in the WF Clique?', but no one has mentioned a thing about the JL Clique, and who would be in it, and such. I took this opertunity to get the mind a 'crankin, and I decided to make up a tale about the JL Clique, and how it came to be demised. I decided to shoot some ideas around with Flexxx, and this is what we came up with in an AIM convo:

 

Note: If anyone is offended by this, I will gladly edit this whole post out and such.

 

 

 

Insane Clown Dan: the only two cliques i know are Grimedogg's Alliance... and Havoc >=(

atari92543: This would be my idea of a 'Clique':

atari92543: The first ever Clique would be the entire Red Storm Rising.

atari92543: Proof? The takeover, ect.

atari92543: Edwin saw this, and he realized that the JL was actually gaining populariy

Insane Clown Dan: they're more like the "WCW" Alliance =P

Insane Clown Dan: either way it was popular... i guess.

atari92543: He quickly crushed the clique, and got Brimstone fired for good, and the rest of the wrestlers on a suspension

atari92543: The next was Destruction, Flexxx, IL, and Renegade.

atari92543: Others were added in, such as Myers, Venom, ect.

Insane Clown Dan: heh... except we were the WWF version of the clique. mostly midcarders, one or two jobbers, and the roided-up main eventer sucking up the place ;-)

atari92543: One night, Payne got drunk and decided to sneak into Edwin's room and take a crap on Edwin (The off and on-camera JL Commissioner), which promped Edwin to have an edge against the JL Clique

atari92543: Edwin was asleap in his hotel room for the above

atari92543: Anyways, Edwin forced Payne under the horrible gimmick of "NBK" Josh Tupper

Insane Clown Dan: /me no-sells Payne's existance.

atari92543: Payne soon quit, after having a backstage fight with Myers.

atari92543: Payne was drunk once again.

atari92543: Venom was the only one that was friendly with Edwin, but he left to persew a writing carrear.

atari92543: From there on, it led to it's downfall

atari92543: Flexxx was constantly on drugs and getting drunk backstage, ect.

atari92543: ;-)

Insane Clown Dan: (Y)

atari92543: One time he came out on stage smoking dope during a house show, where is was Flexxx & Myers vs. Edwin & Low Brass

atari92543: For a 'one time only' event

atari92543: Flexxx was imidetly arrested and suspended

atari92543: He quit soon afterwards

atari92543: Mafia actually had actual connections with the Mafia, and he was placed in a Witness Protection Program.

Insane Clown Dan: bah. i want a one-time-only fight with Edwin, since it might make me stab anyone who tries to force me off the computer and go to school/work =P

atari92543: Once all the mafia members were either proven dead and/or in jail, he was allowed to work again

Insane Clown Dan: geez Myers, you have this whole clique thing down pat. you're quite the politician ;-)

atari92543: Remember. Renegade and Myers are the only two left now

atari92543: Renegade insulted Edwin's mother after he asked to be bumped to the WF. He was suspended for 2 weeks, as the 2 weeks were up, he came and apologized to Edwin.

Insane Clown Dan: Renegade, Flexxx, Myers and Manson... the WF New Sound that will never happen =P

atari92543: Heh.

atari92543: After he apoloigized to Edwin, he told that Myers told him to say that to Edwin.

atari92543: Myers was imidetly suspended as well.

atari92543: Renegade spent some time to heal from injuries

atari92543: As Myers suspension came to an end, Edwin decided to put Myers on the 'Poisyn' gimmick, and also to give Flexxx a second chance

Insane Clown Dan: don't you mean 60th chance? =P

atari92543: lol

atari92543: Flexxx, this time, at a house show in a match against Silent, you pansed him

Insane Clown Dan: ...

Insane Clown Dan: LOL

atari92543: Rumors spread alllll across the internet

atari92543: "Flexxx did it as a joke, Silent was in it as well"

atari92543: "Flexxx did it because he had a grudge against Silent"

atari92543: Blah, blah, blah.

atari92543: Edwin decided to fire Flexxx, once and for all.

atari92543: Heh

atari92543: Oh, and we can't forget that you were still with Silent

Insane Clown Dan: to the JAW BY GAWD~! HE'S BLEEDING OUT THE HOLE IN HIS TONGUE

atari92543: We should post this on the board

Insane Clown Dan: now i'm Goldust? am i missing something here...? =P

Insane Clown Dan: yeah... everything except that last part ;-)

Insane Clown Dan: and not the absurdly stupid match idea either. it holds no relevance to the Klique.

 

And that is that.

[Guest crusen86]

Pfft. Never been a JL clique, foo.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

No, I like the 'HAVOC was a Clique' idea MUCH better

 

yo

 

-Annie

[Guest midnight_burn]

Havoc may or may not have been a 'Clique', but one thing they were was the best damn stable in the JL, that's for sure.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Ya damn right!

 

-Annie

[Guest Kibagami]

Why in the name of high holy hell would I have anything to do with Flexxx?

 

You damn leaguers...

 

Hey. That's fun to say.

 

DAMN LEAGUERS!

 

S.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

With all this talk, I'd like to state that I'm the brain behind every newly risen JL clique since my arrival. I'm the Shawn Michaels to everyone elses Justin Credible.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Clearly there is no clique...for I have smooshed it.

 

::smoosh::

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Why in the name of high holy hell would I have anything to do with Flexxx?

 

You damn leaguers...

 

Hey. That's fun to say.

 

DAMN LEAGUERS!

 

S.

I am not even commenting on that... besides that he came up with all of this nonsensical shit, not me. Point the blasted naughtyfinger in his direction.

 

And by the way, just think of me as a useless bum-lurker. I am currently working on a site that I haven't been because I was in a fucking e-fed for a year. At least there's no inane deadlines for this kinda shit.

[Guest Muzz]

Havoc may or may not have been a 'Clique', but one thing they were was the best damn stable in the JL, that's for sure.

 

Like hell you were. Long live RX.

[Guest crusen86]

Agreed. You cannot possibly debate the ownage of RX. To do so is futile.

 

Nice sig pic too.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Megumi Kudo says HAVOC was teh roq.

 

I think you should listen to her.

 

-Annie

[Guest Muzz]

Unless she came here to tell me that, I'm afraid I can't agree.

 

Make her come here Annie, please?

[Guest Renegade]

Two huge problems with Havoc:

 

1- All three members (four if you count Mafia) were NEVER active at the same time, first Annie left, then i left for a couple of shows, then Stryke left for a good time from the JL.

 

2- The Clan came back to the JL (and i wasnt told, damn you K-Os!) so any chance of Havoc reforming was killed off anyway.

[Guest Grand Slam]

You know, I gotta agree. The best JL stables were:

 

RX

Anarchy

Midnight Carnival 1.0

XF9

 

Thank you and have a nice day...

 

Oh, and there is only one Kliq in the Smarks Wrestling Organization.

 

now... back to the midcard with you!!!!

[Guest crusen86]

Prime Evil are probably the 2nd best actually. MC never had a chance to go in the ML.

[Guest TheAntipop]

FTW was the shit, bastards.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Yes...

 

...FTW certainly was shit.

 

Mothernature says..."

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Ahem...

 

 

THE shit.

[Guest Kibagami]

::no-sells the Kliq::

 

What?

 

S.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

And of course...The Alliance gets no props, despite the fact that we WERE the JL main event for like 2 or 3 months! I mean, how can you top HVT, Mistress Sarah, and Jacob Helmsley....oh and of course, GRIMEDOGG IS HARDCORE!!

 

Obviously, The Alliance was the best JL stable and you all are just in denial!

 

Da "get some help people" H

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Sacred, I will use all my magical lesbian powers to try and get Megumi Kudo, the Queen of Hardcore, here and in the flesh. WE shall all reap the benefits.

 

-Annie

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

And of course...The Alliance gets no props, despite the fact that we WERE the JL main event for like 2 or 3 months! I mean, how can you top HVT, Mistress Sarah, and Jacob Helmsley....oh and of course, GRIMEDOGG IS HARDCORE!!

 

Ahem... SoS and Zio.

 

Oh yeah, and I kicked Helmsley's ass a couple times... before he got good and beat me for the Euro title.

 

Oh, and for the record, I think a tag team consisting of Edwin MacPhisto and Low Brass, even if it were one time only, would be freaking awesome.