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Guest Shaved Bear

any song lyrics that you hear, and you are like...what...the...fuck

 

here is one that really sticks out to me

the entire rollin' song

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Guest TheDames7

I Want It That Way by the Backstreet Boys. Also, More Than That by BSB. Their lyrics don't make sense....

 

Also, can someone PLEASE translate Pearl Jam's Yellow Ledbetter?

 

Dames

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Guest The Amazing Rando

the song "Invalid Letter Dept" by At The Drive In....I love the song...but it is a HUH song

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Guest El Satanico

C+C Music Factory "thing's that make you go huh"

 

ok yes that was lame...i apoligize

 

:runs away:

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Guest CoreyLazarus416

Actually, it's "Things That Make You Go Hmm"...:D

 

Without the benefit of a lyric sheet, Stuck Mojo lyrics are almost impossible to transcribe...Bonz is just not the best vocalist in the world...

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Primus. Pretty much anything. Les just makes up imaginary people and tells stories about them while exuding a godly bass guitar aura.

Sgt. Baker

Mrs. Blaileen

Sathington Willoghby

John the Fisherman

Harold of the Rocks

Del Davis Tree Farm

....WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!

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Guest saturnmark4life

heh. PRIMUS~!

my most hated lyric ever is probably in 'nothing' by the shitty UK nu metal twats 'A'

 

'Nothinnnn. Nothing's where you at when you ain't got somethinnna.'

i hate them, god i hate them.

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Guest saturnmark4life

oh and (accidentally inflating post count) i dunno what 'invalid litter dept' is about either but the video seemed to be displaying a load of articles about how many mexican women are forced into minimum wage facotry work and are sexually abused, that might have something to do with it.

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Guest hardyz1

Heh, I like Primus' "Mephisto and Kevin" that was on the South Park Chef Aid CD.

 

Track 1 on Slipknot's self titled CD is odd.

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Guest The Amazing Rando

Invalid Litter Dept

by At.The.Drive.In.

 

intravenously polite it was the walkie-talkies

that had knocked the pins down

as their shoes gripped the dirt floor

in the silhouette of dying

dancing on corpses' ashes

 

yeah, they had plans for him

they has spun the last of the pimps

corduroy, satin nailed jewelry lips

while the guillotine just laughed again

dancing on the corpses' ashes

 

paramedics fell into the wound

like a rehired scab at a barehanded plant

an anesthetic penance beneath

the hail of contraband

 

they had been defected and excommunicated

and all the pulses were subverted

and they made sure the obituaries

showed pictures of smoke stacks

 

a vivid dissection that mocked

the strut of vivisection

semi-automatic colonies

and a silencing that still walks the streets

 

in the company of wolves

was a stretcher made of

cobblestone curfews

the federales performed

their custodial customs quite well

 

callous heels

numbed in travel

endless maps made

by their scalpels

 

on my way

nails broke and fell

into the

wishing well

 

 

 

 

yeah...that's f'ed up

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Guest sk8420kid

Little League by Cap'n Jazz. Pretty much anything by them is fucked up lyrics but this is just a fun song and one of my favorite songs ever. If you like ATDI, Cap'n Jazz is essential. Anyway heres the lyrics:

 

Hey coffee eyes. You got me coughin' up my cookie heart. Makin' promises to myself. Promises like seeds, of everything i could be. Hey Ringwald Haze. We're using bruises to loosely, in a haste to lose me. And i've given all i could give. We live in quick flips, slips, tips, and taps to snap us outta these statue traps. And i've taken all i could take. Hey Ring walled haze. We're using judo like Bruce Lee, in a haste to bruise me. And i've given all i could give. I've taken all i could take. I've pushed all that i could push and pulled all that i could pull. Thin kids get a skinny neck hex, heads hang heavy. and kitty cat, i'm feelin' heavy. Museum mouth, museum mouth, my how you've misused me.

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Guest Cerebus The Aardvark

As per your request, Dames:

 

 

 

Yellow Ledbetter

 

Unsealed, on a porch a letter sat

Then you said, 'I wanna leave it again'

Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand

And on the sand I wanna leave it again, yeah...

On a weekend, I wanna wish it all away, yeah...

And they called and I said that I want what I said...

And then I call out again...

And the reason, oughta' leave her calm, I know

I said, 'I know what I wear, not a box or the bag'

Ah yeah...can you see them?

Out on the porch, yeah, but they don't wave

I see them, round the front way, yeah...

And I know and I know I don't want to stay

Make me cry...

 

 

I see, ooh...I don't know why there's something else

I wanna drum it all away

Oh, I said, I don't, I don't know a-where there's a boxer or the bag'

Ah yeah...can you see them?

Out on the porch, yeah, but they don't wave

I see them, round the front way, yeah...

And I know, and I know, I don't wanna stay alone...

I don't wanna stay...yeah...

I don't wanna stay...

I don't, don't wanna, oh...yeah...ooh...ohh...

 

 

Copy/pasted, I can't be 100% sure it is completely accurate, but at a glance, it looks like it.

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Guest crandamaniac

As much as I like them, I have to go with System of A Down. They have some interesting lyrics.

 

 

Also, this line from Shakira's "Whatever"

"...My breasts are small and humble, so you don't mistake them for mountains"

That was just out of left field there

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Guest Midnight Express83

"Informer" By Snow wins out.

 

And Nas's song where he sings the entire in reverse order, then says all quotes completely backwords. Which is not only cool but fucking confusing.

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Guest godthedog

from 'stairway to heaven': "if there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now--it's just a spring-clean for the may queen." not only does that make no sense to me, but it sounds fucking stupid.

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Guest Nevermortal
Track 1 on Slipknot's self titled CD is odd.

The only lyric is "The Whole Thing, I Think Its Sick", and its some sort of TV sample.

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Guest Sebastian_the_Bastard
Track 1 on Slipknot's self titled CD is odd.

The only lyric is "The Whole Thing, I Think Its Sick", and its some sort of TV sample.

I think that's cool :D

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Guest ant_7000
"Informer" By Snow wins out.

 

And Nas's song where he sings the entire in reverse order, then says all quotes completely backwords. Which is not only cool but fucking confusing.

Nas "Rewind" Is dope and creative as hell but is confusing to rap along to it when he says No Hell and Me kiss

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Guest Gamengiri2002

Speaking of very eerie samples in songs, Pearl Jam's "Heyfoxymophandlemama that's me" from Vitalogy is very creepy.

 

And speaking of Pearl Jam, "Yellow Ledbetter" is a song that is kinda pointless to understand anyway. That is, if you subscribe to the idea that a song is an enduring entity that extends past it's studio recording. I believe, although I'm not 100 percent sure, that "Yellow Ledbetter" is continously adjusted and isn't ever performed live with the same exact lyrics twice, So I guess, under this light, "Yellow Ledbetter" could be the ultimate song to make you go "Whaaa?"

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Guest pearljamfan

As the resident Pearl Jam expert on this board, yes Yellow Ledbetter is never performed live with the same lyrics, it never has and never will. It was done so fans could interpret it for themselves and for what it means to them. The lyrics that were posted are from the Jeremy single and I guess are somewhat accurate, I myself still get lost in them lol. As far as "Heyfoxymophandlemama" goes yah that song is on the creepy side. Its from a tv show Ed saw when he was younger about child abuse I believe.

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Guest undisputedjericho

"Country Grammer" is the most HUH? song ever. Talking about Buds, Range Rovers, and street sweepers, I just don't get it.

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Guest JaKyL25

Nothing much to add, just a quick shout-out to Sebastian_the_Bastard for his Ben Kweller quote up there. Seeing him in concert this Saturday, HELL YEAH!

 

With this and the Further Seems Forever thread, it seems that I really dig Sebastian's taste.

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Guest DrainYou42

BeesWax : NIRVANA

 

I was seeking out for a funnel

Not only magnets but I

Could pry bar it shut

Glueing my manhood turns a man off

Like peppy lepew - the scent

Hey, hey, hey, then we clutch!

 

I got my titilate spayed

I got my titilate spayed

I got my titilate spayed

I got my titilate!

 

She laughs about it

Tweeking and flexing if the wind blows just right

Jacking themselves off polyester

Highwater jumpsuits and a raped ape

I wanna jump, this isn't right! Hey! When am I getting it back!?

 

I got my titilate spayed

I got my titilate spayed

I got my titilate spayed

I got my titilate!

 

I don't know why

I got a joke too silly to say

Don't touch the balls

I got a dick! Dick!! Hear my fucking hate!!!

 

I got my titilate spayed

I got my titilate spayed

I got my titilate spayed

I got my titilate!

 

Vinegar and water is gaining monthly

Fiberglass insulated, disguised as cotton candy

Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate

Feeding a cow hamburger and raw!

Peter has brought me the Tiki idol

Billy's sneer reminds me of someone

Homesick - a bay - aboard the love boat

Toni Tenile, Sonny Bono

Charo had a nice set of lungs!

 

I got my titilate spayed

I got liberty

I got my titilate spayed

I got my titilate spayed

... I don't get hard

I gotta be around pussy

Don't let me fall

I got a, heh-hey!

Well you can't live

We got my titilate spayed

 

I got titilate spayed

I got titilate spayed

I got titilate spayed

I got titilate spayed

I got titilate spayed

I got titilate!

 

Moist Vagina: NIRVANA

 

 

She had a moist vagina

I particularly enjoy the circumference

I'll be sucking the walls of her anus

'Have a hard-on

 

I prefer her to wear the other

Marijuana

 

She had a moist vagina

I prefered her to any other

I don't wanna'

Marajuana..I...eh

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Guest nWoScorpion

Whenever Eminem sings lyrics at a faster then normal pace. I swear in the middle of Without me after he does that batman nananana thing, he just blurts out incoherent words and im like, is he mumbling or talking REALLY fast on purpose.

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