Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted August 5, 2002 OK, thanks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insane Clown Dan Report post Posted August 5, 2002 MICHAEL COLE SUCKS!!! And if you hate him to go to the "Mission to 1000 thread" in General Chat... And this entire thread sprouted from this little child's having nothing original/useful to say, so he put in big red words what everyone else has known to be true from years before??? Die. Oh, and I think Michelle sucks too. But who in the back of their head really DOESN'T!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nWoScorpion Report post Posted August 7, 2002 Michael cole holds the honur for worst sentence ever uttered on WWF Tv.....well 2. 1: <imitating JR> "Rock bottom on the dog poop1 the dog poop! the dog poop! the dog poop! 2: who can forget his HIAC "you cang et your finger caught in their" remark. hey, a 3rd Billy & Chuck the GRESTEST Tag Team champions ever? My balls. Cole is better then terry Taylor sadly. Taylor called Goldust Dustin in a match on RAW in 1999 even though WWF didn't like to aknowledge the fact on TV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MIB Agent 2003 Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Cole Is a Gay Man having fantasies about Tazz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MIB Agent 2003 Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Cole is God! NO!! Cole IS GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MIB Agent 2003 Report post Posted August 11, 2002 MICHAEL COLE SUCKS!!! Amen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted August 11, 2002 OK troll, go back under the bridge, where you belong. Please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest -Cutthroat- Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Hea hea.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MIB Agent 2003 Report post Posted August 11, 2002 OK troll, go back under the bridge, where you belong. Please. nope not while there is a cwo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Cutthroat, please. There's only 2 pro-Cole threads anyway. Just go away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MIB Agent 2003 Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Cutthroat, please. There's only 2 pro-Cole threads anyway. Just go away. i ain't cutthroat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted August 11, 2002 It doesn't matter. Just go away. Go under the bridge and never come back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Maven's Eyebrows Report post Posted August 13, 2002 Michael Cole is just the worst fucking announcer EVER, and anyone who can defend him while keeping a straight face is a sad, sad fuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted August 13, 2002 Agrees Reasons to hate Michael Cole: 1.He is shit at anouncing 2.He is shit at acting 3.I think he is the love child of Todd Pettengill, Sean Mooney or Craig DeGeorge 4.He attempts to copy JR with calls like "They may be broken in half" 5.He has no idea what moves are called, and needs Tazz to bail him out 6.He inspires "Cole Clones" like the hideous Mark Lloyd 7.Im sure he is homosexual, yet he claims to be a happily married man 8.He can't say Crippler or Wrestler. He says Cripple-er and Wrestle-er, and it really gets my goat 9.He wears little tight shirts that are quite frankly appaling 10.His haircut 11.His insincerity 12.The fact he has a highly paid WWE job while other considerably better commentators (Mike Tenay anyone?) don't 13.His little phrases/nicknames that he uses again and again that never get over. e.g "Test: the corperate Team's hired gun" or "Big Evil" 14.The unspeakable horror of the name "teflon Test" that he insisted on using. 15. Cole using the term "on a major roll as of late" and using it at inapropriate times e.g "Alberts been....." 16. He suffers from "Shiavone Syndrome" and overuses "Greatest night in the history of...etc." or "Biggest match in the history of...etc." 17."Billy Gunn is maybe the best tag team wrestle-er ever" 18.His whiney voice 19.His overuse of awful phrases-e.g "DAMN (something)" usually bully "On a roll as of late" "WOW" "What a move" usually used when Cole has no idea what to call a move "The Corpertate Teams Hired Gun!" any more? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lord of The Curry Report post Posted August 17, 2002 I normally would be upset if a wrestler died. Fuck, if somebody associated with wrestling died ie. Earl Hebner died, I'd probably feel bad. Having said that, if Mikey Cole died today, I wouldn't feel bad. I wouldn't be happy, but I sure as shit would not feel bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted August 17, 2002 I wouldn't mind if he got fired, but death....i dunno. I hate Earl Hebner as much as Cole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 17, 2002 Has anyone mentioned "vile?" Ehh, my only qualm is that he really sounds as if he's reading off a script. Also, he tends to pay less attention to the match(if it's an undercard one) than JR. Even when he does commentary on Pay-Per-Views. PPV is where the undercard matches are SUPPOSED to get attention, eesh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MichaelColeRulez Report post Posted August 23, 2002 Michael Cole is great! And that's final. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted August 23, 2002 MichaelColeRulez NOT ANOTHER ONE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tha Cunnysmythe Report post Posted August 24, 2002 When "My Way" hits the crowd jumps to their feet and roars their approval. The crowds just mark for Limp Bizkit. 'Taker used to get face pops as a heel when 'Rollin' hit, and when they took it away his heat vanished. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dames Edna Report post Posted August 24, 2002 Unfortunatly, JR sucks more than Michael Cole - but I do not approve of all these Michael Cole lovers. Even as a joke, its the saddest thing I've ever seen. May God have mercy on your souls Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted August 24, 2002 Can somebody remind me who was a victim of a heinous? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MichaelColeRulez Report post Posted August 25, 2002 JR is even worse then Michael Cole. Cole is good at hyping PPV. He keeps me on the edge of my seat while I watch WWE programming. He is an new style of broadcaster. Instead of the old style of JR. Cole is the best in the business. I would like to give an honourable mention to Mark Loyd, who is also doing a great job as play by play and backstage reporting. I thank the WWE for sticking with Cole and know the best in the business. I really think that you guys could listen to him closely and see how good he actually is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Report post Posted August 25, 2002 Yay for Michael Cole fans~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Report post Posted August 25, 2002 Yes, yay for us. But shame on all the Cole haters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Report post Posted August 25, 2002 Those, those.. MEANIES !!! (*leaves NHB in shame*) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dames Edna Report post Posted August 25, 2002 Ruthgless Aggressor, I am going to wake up in cold sweats picturing that banner of yours, oh dear god Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Claire_Flynn_Boyle Report post Posted August 25, 2002 A lot of you weren't around for Todd Pettingill were you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 25, 2002 That MichaelColeRulz guy's avatar is ironic. Couldn't you have found a picture where he wasn't about to be humiliated by The Rock? I was around for Todd Pettengill, but I was 10, so I didn't really know what was good or what was bad. He always struck me as Irrationally Exuberant, but other than that, I liked the guy, and still think his sidekick he got was cute. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Report post Posted August 25, 2002 I was unprepared for that, and thusly... I would like to join the cWo. Arrrgh... That'll replace the whale in my nightmares... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
