Guest -Cutthroat- Report post Posted August 4, 2002 MICHAEL COLE SUCKS!!! And if you hate him to go to the "Mission to 1000 thread" in General Chat... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted August 4, 2002 Yes, Michael Cole is probably the worst regular play-by-play guy the WWF has ever had. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest -Cutthroat- Report post Posted August 4, 2002 GO TO THE "mission to 1000" THREAD!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 4, 2002 MICHAEL COLE RULES! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest -Cutthroat- Report post Posted August 4, 2002 MICHAEL COLE SUCKS!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 4, 2002 Your jealous because Michael Cole is the greatest of all time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest -Cutthroat- Report post Posted August 4, 2002 MICHAEL COLE SUCKS!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted August 4, 2002 Your jealous because Michael Cole is the greatest of all time. at what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted August 4, 2002 While I agree that Micheal Cole sucks...if you look at the subtitle for the NHB folder it is used to flame wrestlers. So please refrain from doing so in the general folder and keep it in here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted August 4, 2002 i agree: Reasons to hate Michael Cole: 1.He is shit at anouncing 2.He is shit at acting 3.I think he is the love child of Todd Pettengill, Sean Mooney or Craig DeGeorge 4.He attempts to copy JR with calls like "They may be broken in half" 5.He has no idea what moves are called, and needs Tazz to bail him out 6.He inspires "Cole Clones" like the hideous Mark Lloyd 7.Im sure he is homosexual, yet he claims to be a happily married man 8.He can't say Crippler or Wrestler. He says Cripple-er and Wrestle-er, and it really gets my goat 9.He wears little tight shirts that are quite frankly appaling 10.His haircut 11.His insincerity 12.The fact he has a highly paid WWE job while other considerably better commentators (Mike Tenay anyone?) don't 13.His little phrases/nicknames that he uses again and again that never get over. e.g "Test: the corperate Team's hired gun" or "Big Evil" 14.The unspeakable horror of the name "teflon Test" that he insisted on using. Any more? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted August 4, 2002 he doesn't suck, he is just least liked out of the bunch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted August 4, 2002 Thank you redbaron. Michael Cole, not Chris Jericho, is the most underappreciated talent in the WWE. Who do you think made all those awesome video packages, yet still provides us with hoss-and-college-football-less commentary? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted August 4, 2002 15. Cole using the term "on a major roll as of late" and using it at inapropriate times e.g "Alberts been....." 16. He suffers from "Shiavone Syndrome" and overuses "Greatest night in the history of...etc." or "Biggest match in the history of...etc." any more? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted August 4, 2002 So Cole does have some value to the E in making videos. It doesn't mean we need to stick a microphone in front of him for two hours every week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted August 4, 2002 Actually, Cole is just doing what he is told to do. If they want to push Albert, that's not Cole's fault. He gets paid big bucks, and if he is told to put over Albert, you would too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted August 4, 2002 do they tell him to say "On a major role as of late" every fucking week? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted August 4, 2002 Yes. They have scripts, ya know! Remember on a pre-PPV heat when the camera cut to show Tazz reading what he was saying off a script, and the camera quickly cutting away? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted August 4, 2002 If they have scripts for every little thing, then why complain about JR and his HOSS talk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted August 4, 2002 Because he has a fetish and overuses that phrase, as well as talking about head sizes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Report post Posted August 4, 2002 Cole is God! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted August 4, 2002 If you are going to post things such as "Cole is god" could you at least try and back it up? overuses that phrase and Cole doesnt overuse phrases? riiiiiiiigght Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Report post Posted August 4, 2002 Cole rarely overuses catchphrases, even classics like "Twisted maze of steel" However, Jr is always saying Hoss, colege football, spine on the pine, scalded dog, goverment mule ect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted August 4, 2002 Cole rarely overuses catchphrases, even classics like "Twisted maze of steel" However, Jr is always saying Hoss, colege football, spine on the pine, scalded dog, goverment mule ect. "DAMN (something)" usually bully "On a roll as of late" "WOW" "What a move" usually used when Cole has no idea what to call a move "The Corpertate Teams Hired Gun!" wasn't Cole the first to use "Spine On the Pine"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Report post Posted August 4, 2002 "heinous" 'nuff said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted August 4, 2002 OMG, how could I have forgotten about that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Report post Posted August 4, 2002 His use of the word "Henious" is always effective and apropriate in my opinion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted August 4, 2002 I think "heinous" is much better on the ears than "BAH GAWD KING! DAMN HIM TO HELL! DAMN HIS SOUL! SATAN HIMSELF! I DONT BELIEVE THIS! SONUVABITCH! KICK OUT MICK! IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted August 4, 2002 Sorry, this thread is "Michael Cole sucks", not "Compare Michael Cole to JR". JR is one of the best wrestling commentators ever. Since 99 his commentary has gone downhill, but before then he was the man. Cole has always sucked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Report post Posted August 4, 2002 Before you go off on a tangent, let me just state for the record that JR pisses me off too, just not as much as Cole does. IMO they should bring in Mike Tenay to take both of their jobs. Edit: And BionicRedneck is right. JR WAS good at a certain point. Cole has always sucked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted August 4, 2002 Cole does not confuse wrestler's names. He debuts many finisher names (see: Test Drive, Torito, Whisper in the wind, Flashback, etc.) It should be noted that he does not MAKE UP those names, he's just putting them over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
