Guest Nevermortal Posted August 4, 2002 Report Posted August 4, 2002 Orgazmo: Joe Young: What are they called? Mr. Orbison: The Assfuck Twins. Joe Young: I can't say that. Can we call them something else? Mr. Orbison: But they're the Assfuck Twins. Joe Young: Well I know, but err, couldn't I call them the Naughty Twins or something? Mr. Orbison: No, you can't call them the Assfuck Twins. They're called the Assfuck Twins because THEY GET FUCKED IN THE ASS. Joey Young: That's pretty Naughty. BASEketball: Coop: Hey....I heard your sister's going out with SQUEEK!
Guest Kingpk Posted August 4, 2002 Report Posted August 4, 2002 BASEketball: "How to speak San Franciscan:" ::pulls down teammate's pants:: "Vagina!"
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted August 4, 2002 Report Posted August 4, 2002 Cannibal! The Musical Humphrey: Fudge, Packer? ~_~ Humphrey: I'm a great cook! **Miller looks at the food prepared** Miller: You son of a bitch Humphrey. Humphrey: You haven't even tried it yet! **Miller takes a bite** Miller: You son of a bitch, Humphrey.
Guest Nevermortal Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 Your life is spinning out of control, It seems the whole world is out to get you Everything's wrong, nothing seems right. There's a sinking feeling inside ya When your best friend turned his back But ya can't let it bring you down you got to fight it Cuz ya tried but you can't let goooo Its when your down you gotta get up Don't let em walk all over your face Stand up for yourself and make everything right again Even if some guys trying to blackmail you And your girlfriend thinks you suck Its up to you to let them know It was all apart of some rich guy's evil plan Look right ahead there's a truck changing lanes You've got some yellow crumbs on your upper lip And those warts on your dick aren't gonna go away Unless you start using topical creme everyday -BASEketball
Guest Shaved Bear Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 ytou think you're excited, feel my nipples -BASEketball
Guest razazteca Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 What would Brian Bitano Do? -South Park
Guest Shaved Bear Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 "Hey Stan, tell her about when terence called Phillip a testicle-shitting rectal wort"
Guest razazteca Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 Chef: Operation Black Shield, my ass -South Park, the movie
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 South Park: Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the F word? Cartman: Jew??
Guest J*ingus Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 Orgazmo: "I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but I wanna make passionate love to you." "I am Sancho!" "It would be lighter if I could get it to run off cold fusion. Of course, if I could invent cold fusion I'd be a billionare, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" "No, honey, they used a stunt cock!"
Guest Nevermortal Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 Choda Boy: Dad, I don't think I'm gonna do it hampster style anymore. Dad: That's nice son.
Guest MD2020 Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 "I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing, but I think Depeche Mode is a really good band." Orgasmo "Hey pigfucker--can I call you pigfucker?" "No, only my friends can call me that." BASEketball
Guest sk8420kid Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 "Well you boys can just fuck right off. Take that big book of Mormon and shove it so far up your ass you choke, you soul soliciting pigfuckers" Orgazmo "I have to cut your balls off now" Orgazmo ALL THE BALDWINS ARE DEAD??? South Park
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 Cannibal! The Musical Packer: But that's not how it happened {said just like William Shatner} BASEketball Remer: Dude! Coop: Dude! Remer: Dude! Coop: Dude! Remer: DUDE!!...duuude... Coop: Well you got a point there...
Guest Nevermortal Posted August 6, 2002 Report Posted August 6, 2002 Remer - "You couldn't get a chick if you had a 100 dollar bill hanging out of your zipper." Squeek - "Yeah I could." Remer - "No you couldn't." Cop - "Dude, you're a little bitch."
Guest GeneMean Posted August 6, 2002 Report Posted August 6, 2002 Squeek - Man I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times ... I'm outta here. ------ Remer - Aww one of Britney's mom's pubic hairs! Coop - Dude that was a sweet psych out we win the game! Remer - There's another one...
Guest Ravenbomb Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 "I'm a bad, bad morman" "How would Christ benifet from me putting my tongue in someones mouth?" "I hate you, Kenny"
Guest Nevermortal Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 Remer - "Tuttles been talking some serious shit about you." Coop - "Yeah, he said he caught you Jacking off in the bathroom." Squeek - "He saw that?"
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