TO&O Trey Park/Matt Stone Movie Quote Thread!

[Guest Nevermortal]

Orgazmo:

 

Joe Young: What are they called?

 

Mr. Orbison: The Assfuck Twins.

 

Joe Young: I can't say that. Can we call them something else?

 

Mr. Orbison: But they're the Assfuck Twins.

 

Joe Young: Well I know, but err, couldn't I call them the Naughty Twins or something?

 

Mr. Orbison: No, you can't call them the Assfuck Twins. They're called the Assfuck Twins because THEY GET FUCKED IN THE ASS.

 

Joey Young: That's pretty Naughty.

 

 

 

BASEketball:

 

Coop: Hey....I heard your sister's going out with SQUEEK!

[Guest Kingpk]

BASEketball:

 

"How to speak San Franciscan:"

 

::pulls down teammate's pants::

 

"Vagina!"

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Cannibal! The Musical

Humphrey: Fudge, Packer?

 

~_~

 

Humphrey: I'm a great cook!

 

**Miller looks at the food prepared**

 

Miller: You son of a bitch Humphrey.

 

Humphrey: You haven't even tried it yet!

 

**Miller takes a bite**

 

Miller: You son of a bitch, Humphrey.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Your life is spinning out of control,

It seems the whole world is out to get you

Everything's wrong, nothing seems right.

 

There's a sinking feeling inside ya

When your best friend turned his back

But ya can't let it bring you down you got to fight it

Cuz ya tried but you can't let goooo

 

Its when your down you gotta get up

Don't let em walk all over your face

Stand up for yourself and make everything right again

 

Even if some guys trying to blackmail you

And your girlfriend thinks you suck

Its up to you to let them know

It was all apart of some rich guy's evil plan

 

Look right ahead there's a truck changing lanes

You've got some yellow crumbs on your upper lip

And those warts on your dick aren't gonna go away

Unless you start using topical creme everyday

 

-BASEketball

[Guest Shaved Bear]

ytou think you're excited, feel my nipples

 

-BASEketball

[Guest razazteca]

What would Brian Bitano Do?

-South Park

[Guest Shaved Bear]

"Hey Stan, tell her about when terence called Phillip a testicle-shitting rectal wort"

[Guest razazteca]

Chef: Operation Black Shield, my ass

-South Park, the movie

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

South Park:

 

Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the F word?

Cartman: Jew??

[Guest J*ingus]

Orgazmo:

 

"I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but I wanna make passionate love to you."

 

"I am Sancho!"

 

"It would be lighter if I could get it to run off cold fusion. Of course, if I could invent cold fusion I'd be a billionare, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

 

"No, honey, they used a stunt cock!"

[Guest Nevermortal]

Choda Boy: Dad, I don't think I'm gonna do it hampster style anymore.

 

Dad: That's nice son.

[Guest MD2020]

"I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing, but I think Depeche Mode is a really good band." Orgasmo

 

"Hey pigfucker--can I call you pigfucker?"

 

"No, only my friends can call me that." BASEketball

[Guest sk8420kid]

"Well you boys can just fuck right off. Take that big book of Mormon and shove it so far up your ass you choke, you soul soliciting pigfuckers" Orgazmo

 

"I have to cut your balls off now" Orgazmo

 

ALL THE BALDWINS ARE DEAD??? South Park

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Cannibal! The Musical

Packer: But that's not how it happened {said just like William Shatner}

 

BASEketball

Remer: Dude!

 

Coop: Dude!

 

Remer: Dude!

 

Coop: Dude!

 

Remer: DUDE!!...duuude...

 

Coop: Well you got a point there...

[Guest MD2020]

"Steve Perry!"

[Guest Nevermortal]

Remer - "You couldn't get a chick if you had a 100 dollar bill hanging out of your zipper."

 

Squeek - "Yeah I could."

 

Remer - "No you couldn't."

 

Cop - "Dude, you're a little bitch."

[Guest GeneMean]

Squeek - Man I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times ... I'm outta here.

 

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Remer - Aww one of Britney's mom's pubic hairs!

 

Coop - Dude that was a sweet psych out we win the game!

 

Remer - There's another one...

[Guest Ravenbomb]

"I'm a bad, bad morman"

 

"How would Christ benifet from me putting my tongue in someones mouth?"

 

"I hate you, Kenny"

[Guest Nevermortal]

Remer - "Tuttles been talking some serious shit about you."

 

Coop - "Yeah, he said he caught you Jacking off in the bathroom."

 

Squeek - "He saw that?"