Cause Stone Cold Said So

[Guest Black Tiger]

What are some of everyone's favorite quotes from Cause Stone Cold Said So?

 

My all time favorite is: "BLEEEEEEEEEEP, GET THE HELL OUTA HERE! YOU OUGHTA HIT THE STREETS IN THAT OUFIT!"

 

(To Pentingill and Sunny) "My time has.....shut up..........my time has come and that's the bottom line"

 

(on Owen Hart) "that's the smartest thing that jackass ever said"

 

(To Pillman) I'll break into your house any night I want, cause I do what I want, when I want"

[Guest Some Guy]

My favorite Austin quote is on that tape. It's from ECW, he was in the ring climbing a ladder and looking at Mikey Whipreck, Sandman, and Woman.

"I never got to climb to the top of WCW like this.

As I look down I see two pieces of crap and about a $5 piece of ass. Don't feel bad honey, because if I had a paperbag and a clothespin for my nose I just might give you a drive. Don't be looking at me all pissed off, you're the one who married a midget, not me."

 

That was from memory and I haven't seen teh promo for a long time so if it isn't perfect give me a break.

[Guest crandamaniac]

The Eric Bischoff/Hulk Hogan Impersonations. They was the best on the tape.

[Guest Si82]

One of mine is when they show a black and white close-up on Brian Pillman and Austin says:

 

"Tell me this guy don't need his ass whipped"

 

This was said after they showed clips od Austin beating the shit out of Pillman on Superstars. Classic.

[Guest BifEverchad]

"If ya put the letter S infront of 'Hitman', thats my exact opinion of Bret Hart!"

 

BEST. AUSTIN. QUOTE. EVER.

[Guest Austin3164life]

"I'd dumped everyone out the ring, Undertaker, Vader, OHHHHH there goes the Hitman, right out on his ass! Look who's inna middle of the ring! Stone Cold Steve Austin, and that makes me the winner of the Royal Rumble! (Bret holding his hip) Look at 'em......YOUUU SUCK BREt!"

 

This quote made me laugh my ass off from that video. Man, he has some damn good on-camera mic skills.

 

Vince- "ohh and Stone Cold got out of dodge"

 

SCSA- "Got out of dodge, all I did was get out the ring! If you watch the rest of the match McMahon, you'll see that I'm ten times smarter then Mero ever was!"

 

"And here I offer my world famous impression.....of the BIGGEST PIECE OF TRAAASH I ever laid eyes on!"(Hogan impression)

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

(Talking about Bret Hart)

 

I don't need no stupid catchphrases to kick ass!

 

Pretty funny in retrospect.

[Guest DrainYou42]

"And I knocked that Shit-Eating grin off his face" (About Brian Pillman)

 

That might not be word for word as i haven't watched the video in a while.

[Guest Black Tiger]

Don't do this, don't count me down. This is my video and if you keep counting me down, I'll open up a can of whoop ass on your sorry ass.

 

See this is where we got a problem you TV guys always got the cameras where you don't belong. Well I'm not talking to anybody untill I throw 29 pieces of trash over the top rope and advance to Wrestlemania to face the champ. So you can take your camera and stick it son.

 

To the cops:

 

Dunkin Donuts is right down there, take two bloçks and hang that right.

 

Gimme the keys to the car, I wanna play with the siren.