Guest Kinetic Report post Posted February 22, 2002 My dick is a seventeen time Hardcore champion. Just saying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DubWiser Report post Posted February 22, 2002 Good morning Mr. Bozack, time to wake up the nuts... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted February 22, 2002 I'm not sure what that's a quote from, but I'll assume that you're disputing the greatness of my dick. You are quite mistaken, sir. Among its many other admirable traits and benefits to humanity, my dick recently rescued a busload of orphans and nuns from certain peril after their driver steered them off of a bridge. It's also taken up residency in Paris with a beauty queen there. I haven't met her, but it's sent me photos and she seems nice. Coincidentally, the locals have taken to referring to my member as "The Eiffel Dick." That is all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DubWiser Report post Posted February 22, 2002 No it's not. ACHOO! God bless you, damn here's a tissue... YO P, I'M FEELIN SICK Relax, what can I get you? Tetracycline? NO, A PENNICILLIN CAP, IT BURNS... C'mon, chill Mr. Bozack Anyway, I'm not disputing the greatness of your dick. However, for it to be truly great, it would have to have it's own dick...as per The Penile Greatness Accord. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted February 22, 2002 I'd say that, but it's already been used. Something along the lines of "My dick is so big it has its own dick. And even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick." This could very well be, but my dick is so vast that I haven't seen large portions of it in ages. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted February 22, 2002 I challenge all dicks here... ... ... Since no one showed up I am declared winner by forfit. My dick rocks the party that rocks the body...or something like that And I typed that whole thing with my dick BTW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Army Eye Report post Posted February 22, 2002 www dot goatse dot cx slash giver dot html go there only if you wanna see my huge unit.. and for gods sake don't click any of the links there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted February 23, 2002 Jingus's dick is king of all dicks. In fact, this is his dick typing these words right now. Jingus himself is asleep in the other room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted August 22, 2002 looking back, I thought this thread was funny.. I should have left it for dead though.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 23, 2002 Geez, this WAS an old thread, wasn't it? I was wondering how it could have gotten so many replies so fast. It's hilarious for those of us who joined when we did. My dick is scared of all of your bromdinagian throbbing meat missiles. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted August 23, 2002 Yeah, I went looking at the old threads and found this and without thinking started a reply, and then I thought about it and added the "let it die" part.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted August 23, 2002 No don't let it die! My dick is so great, it's being worshipped by African Tribesmen right now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest midnight_burn Report post Posted August 23, 2002 *worships everyones gigantic dick* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted August 23, 2002 Okay then. That was wierd. I gotta go. *leaves quietly* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest What? Report post Posted August 23, 2002 Nothing can match the greatness of my dick.... Uh, thanks.... WHOO!! 200 posts!! I'm gonna go watch The Usual Suspects to celebrate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Retro Rob Report post Posted August 23, 2002 I miss Dubweiser and that funny thread he would start with the best quotes of the week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest benoitrules2000 Report post Posted August 23, 2002 Most pointless thread ever...pretty funny though! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted August 23, 2002 Damn... I thought that looked like an old thread... Wonder why it didn't last *typed by my dick* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted August 23, 2002 I wonder too.. I think IhateRadioshack should get in on this.. or maybe not.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 23, 2002 Ouch, that was below the belt... whatever is down there. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge (just kidding Bo, nothing but love for everyone) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted August 23, 2002 Wow. The fact that I barely remember writing any of this makes me genuinely concerned about my dick's activities when I'm asleep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted August 23, 2002 ha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted August 25, 2002 Wow. The fact that I barely remember writing any of this makes me genuinely concerned about my dick's activities when I'm asleep. At least it's smart enough so that there aren't any Kinetic Jr's running around... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
