If you could say just one things to one wrestler

[Guest y2jailbait]

For me, i would say to Ricky Steamboat "Hey, dude, dragon, get the away from Vince McMahon as far as you can!!"

 

To Rey Misterio "Dont go back to Mexico, ya took the mask off, what ever you do, dont go back, youll be killed!!"

 

To Shane Douglas "Dude, the dynamic dudes sooooooo suck" and from there he would pound the living shit out of me, but the point has been made.

[Guest Marshall]

To the rock " Hello rock, how are you? You have a good day. Bye rock"

 

To hhh " Hi, a lot of people dont like you"

 

to Michael Cole " how did you get your job and whos dick do you have to suck to keep it?"

[Guest Incandenza]

For me, i would say to Ricky Steamboat "Hey, dude, dragon, get the away from Vince McMahon as far as you can!!"

 

To Rey Misterio "Dont go back to Mexico, ya took the mask off, what ever you do, dont go back, youll be killed!!"

 

To Shane Douglas "Dude, the dynamic dudes sooooooo suck" and from there he would pound the living shit out of me, but the point has been made.

Three observations made from your three statements:

 

1. So we can go back in time?

 

2. I'm sure Rey already knew that putting his mask back on would not go over well down in Mexico.

 

3. Would you say this to Douglas now, or would you exercise your right to go back in time and say this when Douglas was actually a Dynamic Dude? I doubt he would care if you ripped on the Dynamic Dudes now.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

'Yo rick steiner, fuck you!' (runs like hell)

well he DID shoot on perry saturn on tv.

or

'Yo Perry Saturn, you rule!'

maybe the second one is wiser.

[Guest ravman77]

To Bret -

 

"Dont let Shawn put you in the sharpshooter"

 

OR

 

"Wrestle Goldberg in Farooqs old helmet"

[Guest bob_barron]

If I meet Flair at The World I'm gonna say:

Thanks for being the greatest ever.

 

To Bulldog:

Bulldog- you're my all time favourite. Thanks for the great memories

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I'd say "That one's for Jericho" to HHH...as I was hitting him in the quad with a pipe.

[Guest Austin3164life]

To Vince-- "Don't burn the bridge with Austin, he is more valuable even than you may see. And do NOT piss on Bret's legacy as if it were a Port-o-potty. You are (and have been) shattering any chance Bret could decide to return. Just call both Steve and Bret up, and clear things up with them like normal men do."

[Guest y2jailbait]

Yes, we can go back in time. Hell, id go to Vince Russo in 96 and kill him and change the course of wrestling history as we know it!!!!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...........okay, im done.

[Guest papacita]

To Chyna: "So...was it as good for you as it was for me?" *puffs on cigarette*

 

[Guest DrainYou42]

To Michael Cole: ( I wouldn't say anything, I'd simply bow to the man, the myth the legend that is Michael Cole, the greatest commentator in wrestling history.)

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

To RVD: "Yo, dude, how's it going? HEY LOOK, NAVY SEALS! Dude, your wife is wicked fucking hot..."

 

To Eiji Ezaki: "Konichi-wa"

[Guest Renegade]

To Steve Austin: "Hey...you look alot like that Goldberg guy!"

 

Ok, i wouldnt say it but i'd love to see what would happen to someone who did.

[Guest BionicRedneck]

to Michael Cole:

 

"You Suck!"

[Guest Tod deKindes]

To Jerry Lawler: So, how old was your last one, if you know what I mean. Eh? eh?

 

HHH: PHOOEY! I tore mine and came back in THREE!! Heck, I tore mine this morning!

 

X-Pac: So how do you feel realising that your greatest claim to fame is diverting attention to your crotch?

 

HBK: Hey look, Bret Hart!! BWAHAHAH!!

 

Big Show: You make me absolutely sick.

 

Scott Hall: Soooo, fired from WWE, eh? Lemme guess...(drinky-drinky motion) Glug glug, hyuk hyuk, honk honk, eeeeeeee, crash?

 

Justin Credible: Man, you must SUCK if you went from ECW champion to jobber on Heat!

 

And finally...

 

Vince McMahon: Fuck you...and thank you.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

"Shucks, it sure does suck Stephanie left you, Trips."

 

"I BELIEVED IN YOU, CHRIS!

 

(Pause)

 

What's the Internet?"

 

"Hey! B-T-zy! BOOM! Let's get outta here!"

 

"Hey, Kev...any secret stories you'd like to share?

 

(Pause)

 

What's the Internet?"

[Guest deadbeater]

Molly: "Don't let Lawler get to you."

[Guest converge241]

to Vince

Me: Hey have you got a piece of that?

*points to female*

Vince: *bravado laugh* well, yes ..I can guarantee that i did.

*stephanie leaves room*

[Guest Mattdotcom]

Now THAT's a TAG~!

 

Me: No, I haven't seen a wet floor sign, Mr. Levesque...

 

(Pause)

 

What's the Internet?

[Guest Phoenix Fury Legdrop]

To Red and/or Quiet Storm: "DUDE, you're, like, really short, dude."