Guest NoCalMike Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 "Brian Christopher and the TNA announcers made some comments at the NWA-TNA PPV a couple weeks ago that upset Jerry Lawler. Although Lawler is often on the receiving end of many jokes about being attracted to “younger woman”, those comments don’t imply that he hangs out in front of high schools going after underage girls, which is what Christopher and the announcers mentioned. Lawler expressed his concern to Jerry Jarrett by immediately calling him up and telling him how he felt." ermm, if I remember correctly during a Raw telecast a few months back, Ross was making a comment about Stacy Keibler being only 20 years old, and Lawler started giggling and smirking and then said, "ha ha, sorry Ross, that's too old for me" I guess Lawler didn't mind using the pedophile gimmick when he thought it could get a good laugh or two. Since it was Brian Christopher that said it, maybe it was his idea, because seriously if you didn't want to insult your dad like that I am sure he would have refused to say it.
Guest DrainYou42 Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed, that's my philisophy
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 If theres grass on the field... um... fuck her... sorry...I'm really bad at these.
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 If there's no grass on the field, just flip it over and play in the mud.
Guest saturnmark4life Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 it's off topic, but then we're headed that way. How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's cock tastes of blood. Thankyou, ladies and germs, i'm here all week. i'll go now.
Guest Austin3164life Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 You guys are wierd. Lawler is an idiot. If he doesn't want other people to make those kind of references, then he should stop acting like an idiot whenever a WWF Diva comes out.
Guest Vyce Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 Oooh! Can I do pedophile jokes too? How do you make a 5 year old cry twice? Wipe your bloody cock on her teddy bear. My motto is: old enough to pee, old enough for me.
Guest RicFlairGlory Posted August 5, 2002 Report Posted August 5, 2002 lol, all I have is incest How do you circumcize a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin
Guest The Wicker Man Posted August 6, 2002 Report Posted August 6, 2002 Two Pedophiles were sitting on a park bench.. A 12 year old girl walked past... The one pedophile said to the other.. "Wow.. I bet she was smart when she was younger"
Guest NoCalMike Posted August 6, 2002 Report Posted August 6, 2002 "If their old enough to crawl, their already in the right position"
Guest Marshall Posted August 6, 2002 Report Posted August 6, 2002 EWWWWWW! This kind of thing is sick and unfunny.
Guest jimmy no nose Posted August 6, 2002 Report Posted August 6, 2002 it's off topic, but then we're headed that way. How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's cock tastes of blood. Thankyou, ladies and germs, i'm here all week. i'll go now. Dude, that's just so wrong.
Guest Shaved Bear Posted August 6, 2002 Report Posted August 6, 2002 hahahha the dad's cock one is funny
Guest Downhome Posted August 6, 2002 Report Posted August 6, 2002 Not to sound like a bitter smark, but I find these jokes horribly offensive, as my niece's father (my brother in law) sexually abused her, and it did nothing short of scaring her life forever. Not to mention, hurt me in more than one way as I wanted to kill the son of a bitch. So with that said... ...can we keep this type of bullshit in NHB, or how about the porn folder? Now, back on topic... ...Lawler once said, in an actual interview something along the lines of "they are only too young for me if they still can only write with a crayon and they wear pajamas with the feet still in them".
Guest TheDames7 Posted August 6, 2002 Report Posted August 6, 2002 Seeing as how this has just became a thread to either tell jokes that obviously offended some people and/or flame Lawler, I'm moving it to NHB. Dames
Guest DrTom Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 After his disgraceful performance last night during the Victoria/Trish match, Lawler deserves all the flames he gets. I hope 14 year-old girls the world over conspire to get him thrown in jail for being a dirty old lecher. If he's getting fucked in the ass by Bubba in a jail cell, at least he's not polluting my TV.
Guest Lord of The Curry Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 Hey, if they're old enough to sit at the table, they're old enough to eat the meat.....
Guest J*ingus Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 What's the best part about having sex with a six-year-old? Putting her hair up in pigtails and pretending she's four. Thank you, thank you! ::runs to avoid ripe tomatoes and old shoes being thrown his way::
Guest Nevermortal Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 There's nothing wrong with liking some fine teenage females. 16 is the age, my friends.
Guest justsoyouknow Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 So when you're 16, 16-year-old girls aren't hot anymore?
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