Guest NoCalMike Report post Posted August 5, 2002 "Brian Christopher and the TNA announcers made some comments at the NWA-TNA PPV a couple weeks ago that upset Jerry Lawler. Although Lawler is often on the receiving end of many jokes about being attracted to “younger woman”, those comments don’t imply that he hangs out in front of high schools going after underage girls, which is what Christopher and the announcers mentioned. Lawler expressed his concern to Jerry Jarrett by immediately calling him up and telling him how he felt." ermm, if I remember correctly during a Raw telecast a few months back, Ross was making a comment about Stacy Keibler being only 20 years old, and Lawler started giggling and smirking and then said, "ha ha, sorry Ross, that's too old for me" I guess Lawler didn't mind using the pedophile gimmick when he thought it could get a good laugh or two. Since it was Brian Christopher that said it, maybe it was his idea, because seriously if you didn't want to insult your dad like that I am sure he would have refused to say it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrainYou42 Report post Posted August 5, 2002 Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed, that's my philisophy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted August 5, 2002 If theres grass on the field... um... fuck her... sorry...I'm really bad at these. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Report post Posted August 5, 2002 If there's no grass on the field, just flip it over and play in the mud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted August 5, 2002 it's off topic, but then we're headed that way. How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's cock tastes of blood. Thankyou, ladies and germs, i'm here all week. i'll go now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Austin3164life Report post Posted August 5, 2002 You guys are wierd. Lawler is an idiot. If he doesn't want other people to make those kind of references, then he should stop acting like an idiot whenever a WWF Diva comes out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vyce Report post Posted August 5, 2002 Oooh! Can I do pedophile jokes too? How do you make a 5 year old cry twice? Wipe your bloody cock on her teddy bear. My motto is: old enough to pee, old enough for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RicFlairGlory Report post Posted August 5, 2002 lol, all I have is incest How do you circumcize a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Wicker Man Report post Posted August 6, 2002 Two Pedophiles were sitting on a park bench.. A 12 year old girl walked past... The one pedophile said to the other.. "Wow.. I bet she was smart when she was younger" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NoCalMike Report post Posted August 6, 2002 "If their old enough to crawl, their already in the right position" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted August 6, 2002 EWWWWWW! This kind of thing is sick and unfunny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jimmy no nose Report post Posted August 6, 2002 it's off topic, but then we're headed that way. How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's cock tastes of blood. Thankyou, ladies and germs, i'm here all week. i'll go now. Dude, that's just so wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted August 6, 2002 hahahha the dad's cock one is funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted August 6, 2002 Not to sound like a bitter smark, but I find these jokes horribly offensive, as my niece's father (my brother in law) sexually abused her, and it did nothing short of scaring her life forever. Not to mention, hurt me in more than one way as I wanted to kill the son of a bitch. So with that said... ...can we keep this type of bullshit in NHB, or how about the porn folder? Now, back on topic... ...Lawler once said, in an actual interview something along the lines of "they are only too young for me if they still can only write with a crayon and they wear pajamas with the feet still in them". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted August 6, 2002 Seeing as how this has just became a thread to either tell jokes that obviously offended some people and/or flame Lawler, I'm moving it to NHB. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrTom Report post Posted August 7, 2002 After his disgraceful performance last night during the Victoria/Trish match, Lawler deserves all the flames he gets. I hope 14 year-old girls the world over conspire to get him thrown in jail for being a dirty old lecher. If he's getting fucked in the ass by Bubba in a jail cell, at least he's not polluting my TV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lord of The Curry Report post Posted August 7, 2002 Hey, if they're old enough to sit at the table, they're old enough to eat the meat..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted August 7, 2002 What's the best part about having sex with a six-year-old? Putting her hair up in pigtails and pretending she's four. Thank you, thank you! ::runs to avoid ripe tomatoes and old shoes being thrown his way:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted August 7, 2002 There's nothing wrong with liking some fine teenage females. 16 is the age, my friends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mr. Slim Citrus Report post Posted August 8, 2002 Maybe if you're 15... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest justsoyouknow Report post Posted August 11, 2002 So when you're 16, 16-year-old girls aren't hot anymore? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
