TheSmartMarks Board BEAT THE GEEKS

[Guest bob_barron]

I challenge the new SNL Geek!

[Guest Shaved Bear]

uhh there is no new SNL geek, someone has to volunteer for it

 

 

...let me guess who does first

[Guest DerangedHermit]

I'll be the new SNL geek.

[Guest bob_barron]

Deranged beat me fair and square so congrats on being new SNL Geek.

 

I so challenge you though

[Guest DerangedHermit]

I so accept. (woohoo, we're Edge and Christian! Sodas rule!)

[Guest bob_barron]

Hey Deranged- Do you post at the SNL Message Board at voy?? I saw someone named Deranged Helmet and well- put 2 and 2 together.

 

But your ass will soon be taken to school son

[Guest DerangedHermit]

Same person, I also post as Alex K. and His Band of Maniacs. (Deranged Hermit used to be my twin brother's but I mostly use it now.)

[Guest Shaved Bear]

ok barron...who played Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

[Guest Kingpk]

ok now sports geek...

 

name all the NHL all star MVPs

I'm not going to even ATTEMPT this one.

 

Nice that you're giving me questions on sports I don't care about (hockey and soccer) though.

[Guest bob_barron]

ok barron...who played Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

Phil Hartman

[Guest bob_barron]

Same person, I also post as Alex K. and His Band of Maniacs. (Deranged Hermit used to be my twin brother's but I mostly use it now.)

I'm well Bob Barron obviously- Be sure to read my SNL reviews once the season starts! :-)

[Guest DerangedHermit]

Same person, I also post as Alex K. and His Band of Maniacs. (Deranged Hermit used to be my twin brother's but I mostly use it now.)

I'm well Bob Barron obviously- Be sure to read my SNL reviews once the season starts! :-)

I'll be sure to. I did a few reviews for saturday-night-live.com last year too (as Alex K.).

[Guest bob_barron]

I'll check them out-

 

Did you like mine from last year?

[Guest DerangedHermit]

They were pretty good, especially the sports stuff at the beginning. I'm more of a Rangers and Mets fan though (now that's hardship).

[Guest bob_barron]

I hate the Rangers with a passion.

 

The Mets are just sad.

 

I enjoyed your stuff though- I'm not gonna change the format or anything- except I will try to tone down the 'f' word

[Guest DerangedHermit]

- The Mets have been worse (I've been watching them since the early '90's). Until Roger Cedeno starts chucking firecrackers at little girls or Jeff D'Amico squirts bleach at reporters, they're not that sad.

 

- If NHL = MLB

Red Wings = Yankees (king of the hill)

Rangers = Rangers or Mets (no matter what they do they go nowhere)

Islanders = A's (low payroll, high talent)

Devils = Braves (good almost every year, underachieve in comparison to their talent)

[Guest Shaved Bear]

ok deranged here is your question...in the frozen caveman lawyer skit, when they show what he will do in the next episode, describe a specific of what is shown

[Guest DerangedHermit]

What episode are you talking about? There are many different Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer skits. At the end, they usually go to fake sponsors (like Chili-B-Gone or Spider Whistle), then show a scene (like him running for Congress or sleeping with a prostitute) where he says a variation of the "I'm just a caveman." In the episode where Phil hosted in 1995-96, he slept with a prostitute (Molly Shannon) and said "I'm just a caveman, your world frightens and confuses me. And I don't understand why I should pay you $200 for what we just did."

[Guest Shaved Bear]

ok specifically he is on a plane...explain what he is doing

[Guest DerangedHermit]

He is drunk, and he's being obnoxious to the flight attendent.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

barron who plays the supervisor of the gap girls