Wacky English and the WWE

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

as posted in a chat room, from one site..

 

"Reznor who is proud of non-? from the WWE debut in March showed overwhelming strength, and the last made Hogan groggy by F5 elated. Hogan's flesh was fastened by the bear hug to stop, and the referee stop victory was driven in and carried out to the raising faint."

 

"WWE "a SUMAKKU down" will be held in the Virginia, U.S., state rich Colosseum on the 4th (local time). At the main event, it is a single combat of monster block Reznor and HARUKU Hogan."

 

Block Reznor fastened his flesh to beat HARUKU Hogan. Cool.

[Guest Razor Roman]

What the hell was that?

[Guest Si82]

Can somebody, anybody explain that?

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Looks like it may have been translated from Japanese to English.