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Guest Gamengiri2002
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I now announce my ardous journey to my 40th post. This will make 28 posts. I am sure that the reward at the summit of his mountain will be well worth the effort put into the climb.

 

Messages of encouragement and inspiration will be warmly welcomed...

Guest NazMistry
Posted

Hands a bottle of water to Gamengiri2002 to help with the arduous journey.

Guest Gamengiri2002
Posted

Grabs water bottle from NazMistry (who is just standing around on the side of a mountain one would have to assume)

 

Post 29, and the air begins to get thinner

Guest Still Fly
Posted

Its a tough game... I barely made it to 100 :blink:

Guest PlatypusFool
Posted

I've only just scraped the 500 plateau after like 6 months.

Guest Incandenza
Posted

Hey, take a look at this and tell me what you think.

 

::pulls down pants and exposes ass::

 

Is this a pimple or a boil?

Guest Gamengiri2002
Posted

I know what'll pass the time, Carlin quotes:

 

"Many people think they have to lie to get out of jury duty. You don't have to lie; tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'll make a really good juror because you can spot guilty people just by looking at them. Explain that it has to do with how far apart their eyes are. I guarantee you'll be out of that courtroom before you can say "justice sucks.

 

" Here's some fun: Go into a photoshop and ask the man if you can buy the pictures of the other people in the window. Say, "How much for that heavy-set couple?" I guarantee they'll stare at you for a long time. In fact, they might even back up several feet."

 

"Here's something no one ever wrote before: "Big bats down to one five, five over cross, up the thingo. Nose, baseball, heiroglyphics, hopscotch, pouch. Inevitably, two four eight, four eight, four eight, four eighth. I. I with a two, two, two. Three. Four. Five. Down here, Mother, we're all home now. So long, Jill. Beep beep. Hungry, hungry. Are you? I couldn't stand it. Not in my house. Up yours too Don. He's packin' them in! We'll all try it. Fifty-fifty? Okay, but not me." No one ever wrote that before. Not even Shakespeare. I'm proud of that."

 

...more later

Guest The Ruthless Aggressor
Posted

This thread is kind of pointless.

Guest NazMistry
Posted

Naz catches in a Pace Car, ala Tour De France, and taunts Gamengiri2002 with his now 222 posts

Guest Marshall
Posted
This thread is kind of pointless.

Whats the point in mission to 1000? Once you reached 1000 should you stop posting there?

Guest DJ Jeff
Posted

These mission threads are quite popular. I might start one.

Guest The Ruthless Aggressor
Posted
This thread is kind of pointless.

Whats the point in mission to 1000? Once you reached 1000 should you stop posting there?

No, but that's where all the post whoring should be, no need for seperate threads.

Guest NazMistry
Posted

I think this thread is somewhat of a satirical look at the Post whoring ways of the board.

Guest Gamengiri2002
Posted

Yeah, This isn't serious in any aspect. I mean, for chrissakes, I had 28 posts and I started a thread for a post destination 12 posts away, and only 40 posts no less.

 

It's just my little way of taking a pot shot at post count junkies. I've posted here for nearly a year under two names and have collectively posted maybe 60 times.

 

thanks NazMistry for pointing that out.

 

Whether the subtle commentary I'm making is neccessary or not is a different matter. So if that's what you mean by pointless thread, than I'll go right on ahead and acknowledge it.

 

And if this thread reaches 440 pages, god bless our souls...

Guest The Ruthless Aggressor
Posted

You need to post more. Post whoring is fun and challenging! I got over 1000 in a week!

Guest Marshall
Posted
And if this thread reaches 440 pages, god bless our souls...

Amen to that.

Guest Incandenza
Posted

I was born on my mother's 23rd birthday. I am currently 23.

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