Guest Gamengiri2002 Report post Posted August 6, 2002 I now announce my ardous journey to my 40th post. This will make 28 posts. I am sure that the reward at the summit of his mountain will be well worth the effort put into the climb. Messages of encouragement and inspiration will be warmly welcomed... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NazMistry Report post Posted August 6, 2002 Hands a bottle of water to Gamengiri2002 to help with the arduous journey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted August 6, 2002 GODSPEED TO YA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gamengiri2002 Report post Posted August 6, 2002 Grabs water bottle from NazMistry (who is just standing around on the side of a mountain one would have to assume) Post 29, and the air begins to get thinner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted August 6, 2002 [rvd] Whatever *points to self* [/rvd] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Still Fly Report post Posted August 6, 2002 Its a tough game... I barely made it to 100 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest PlatypusFool Report post Posted August 6, 2002 I've only just scraped the 500 plateau after like 6 months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 6, 2002 My cat's breath smells like cat food. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mesepher Report post Posted August 7, 2002 why does it hurt when I pee? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 7, 2002 Hey, take a look at this and tell me what you think. ::pulls down pants and exposes ass:: Is this a pimple or a boil? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gamengiri2002 Report post Posted August 7, 2002 I know what'll pass the time, Carlin quotes: "Many people think they have to lie to get out of jury duty. You don't have to lie; tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'll make a really good juror because you can spot guilty people just by looking at them. Explain that it has to do with how far apart their eyes are. I guarantee you'll be out of that courtroom before you can say "justice sucks. " Here's some fun: Go into a photoshop and ask the man if you can buy the pictures of the other people in the window. Say, "How much for that heavy-set couple?" I guarantee they'll stare at you for a long time. In fact, they might even back up several feet." "Here's something no one ever wrote before: "Big bats down to one five, five over cross, up the thingo. Nose, baseball, heiroglyphics, hopscotch, pouch. Inevitably, two four eight, four eight, four eight, four eighth. I. I with a two, two, two. Three. Four. Five. Down here, Mother, we're all home now. So long, Jill. Beep beep. Hungry, hungry. Are you? I couldn't stand it. Not in my house. Up yours too Don. He's packin' them in! We'll all try it. Fifty-fifty? Okay, but not me." No one ever wrote that before. Not even Shakespeare. I'm proud of that." ...more later Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted August 7, 2002 I wonder if this thread will reach page 440? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Report post Posted August 7, 2002 This thread is kind of pointless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NazMistry Report post Posted August 7, 2002 Naz catches in a Pace Car, ala Tour De France, and taunts Gamengiri2002 with his now 222 posts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted August 7, 2002 This thread is kind of pointless. Whats the point in mission to 1000? Once you reached 1000 should you stop posting there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DJ Jeff Report post Posted August 7, 2002 These mission threads are quite popular. I might start one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Report post Posted August 7, 2002 This thread is kind of pointless. Whats the point in mission to 1000? Once you reached 1000 should you stop posting there? No, but that's where all the post whoring should be, no need for seperate threads. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted August 7, 2002 whore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NazMistry Report post Posted August 7, 2002 I think this thread is somewhat of a satirical look at the Post whoring ways of the board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gamengiri2002 Report post Posted August 7, 2002 Yeah, This isn't serious in any aspect. I mean, for chrissakes, I had 28 posts and I started a thread for a post destination 12 posts away, and only 40 posts no less. It's just my little way of taking a pot shot at post count junkies. I've posted here for nearly a year under two names and have collectively posted maybe 60 times. thanks NazMistry for pointing that out. Whether the subtle commentary I'm making is neccessary or not is a different matter. So if that's what you mean by pointless thread, than I'll go right on ahead and acknowledge it. And if this thread reaches 440 pages, god bless our souls... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Report post Posted August 7, 2002 You need to post more. Post whoring is fun and challenging! I got over 1000 in a week! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted August 7, 2002 And if this thread reaches 440 pages, god bless our souls... Amen to that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted August 7, 2002 i was at 1300 on july 2nd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted August 7, 2002 I turned 22 on July 25th. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 7, 2002 I was born on my mother's 23rd birthday. I am currently 23. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted August 7, 2002 I'm better looking than all of you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
