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Guest The Man in Blak

If you exchange the mohawk, the 300 extra pounds of weight, and lack of moveset for the Lesnar Hop and actual potential to work...you've got Lesnar.

 

Well, a black Lesnar, that is. (RAYCISM~!)

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Guest nWoScorpion
"b.) 95% of the fans hate his guts"

 

LIE. Even if they did. That's what Heels are supposed to do.

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When I say people hate his guts its because he sucks and disserves the treatment Triple H gives everyone else.

 

And if anyone even TRIES comparing overness between Hogan & Cock Lesnar, I'll shoot them in the head.

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Guest BionicRedneck

No where near 95% of people hate Lesnar. Its more pity than hate.

 

Oh, and you do realise Hogan is a bigger Cock than "Cock Lesnar", right?

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Guest nWoScorpion

No Holds Barred is for people to bash wrestlers they hate, not defend them. Hence why this folder was created.

 

Atleast Hogan doesn't hyperventilate for a 5 word promo.

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Guest BionicRedneck
No Holds Barred is for people to bash wrestlers they hate, not defend them. Hence why this folder was created.

 

Atleast Hogan doesn't hyperventilate for a 5 word promo.

 

So, why are you defending Hogan?

 

being out of breath makes you someone a bigger cock than Hulk Hogan?

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Guest nWoScorpion

This is a <flashes sign> BROCK LESNAR thread. Meaning all people who hate Brock Lesnar post here. If you wanna bash other wrestlers, make a different topic. and btw, Brock isn't good enough to kiss Crash's sweaty feet.

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Guest El Psycho Diablo

*ahem* I have seen Lesnar live.

 

(UT walks out. Big pop. Booker T walks out. Big pop. Big Show walks out. Decent pop. Brock Lesnar walks out. Crickets chirp.)

 

Off the subject, am I the only one that wants to see a Shooting Hulk Press?

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Guest nWoScorpion

Yea, Hogan, a 49 year old 6'8" 300 pound wrestler doing a shooting star press. Why not ask giant Gonzalez to do a dropkick while your at it.

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Guest El Psycho Diablo

Get off your pedistal, dirtbag.

 

"No Holds Barred" means "Anything Goes". Does that mean anything to you? Not simple enough?

 

No, the post wasn't serious.

 

Now when you can figure that..and how to get your av working, try again.

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Guest wwF1587

yeah i went to backlash 2002, and they popped nicely for the Hardys but lesner got a dead pop, i guess nothing has changed. Lesner Sucks.

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Guest nWoScorpion

This is sad but true. I'd rather watch a Mark Henry Vs. King Konb Bundy 24 hour iron man match then sit through a Brock Lesnar "promo". And He couldn't generate heat facing Hogan. Eesh. Isn't Hogan like jesus when it comes to planting heat on another guy?

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Guest Ram

Nobody likes Lesnar, but that's not the problem.

 

It's just that nobody hates him either.

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Guest Austin3164life

The problem is this. WWE wrestling style right now is in "Safe Mode" so Brock's arsenal, which includes high spots and some tough moves (from what I've heard) is extremely limited. Next problem. Brock's opponents up until this juncture have been the Hardyz (they suck), Hogan (he's too old), Flair (a bit too old, but sold fairly well), Mark Henry (one of the worst), Booker T (Booker isn't good enough to carry another guy), and RVD (the only opponent who had some okay stuff with Brock). Overall, RVD was pretty much the only one who could get something out of Brock Lesnar. Combine that with the fact that the ring booking SUCKS ASS right now, and you wont have a good match all the time. Next problem. Brock is a victim of the Blue Chipper Maivia push. He needs to be involved in a feud with a solid midcarder. Maybe someone like Shane Helms could've had a good series with Brock Lesnar. Brock should be booked to show his full arsenal, instead of portraying the "Ultra Safe" wrestling mode. The final (and perhaps biggest) problem is that Brock was portrayed as the "Silent Monster". Tried it with Kane, barely worked. The WWE needs to start from scratch with Brock. They need to portray him as a Psychotic Monster who can outwrestle any shape of wrestler they throw at him, and then have him lose to a veteran mat wrestler (Benoit, Angle, etc.). Brock needs some charisma too. Either keep Heyman with him to assist his mic work, or just have him try it on his own.

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Guest bps "The Truth" 21

RVD has gotten the best out of Brock...but it still wasn't as good as it should have been for 2 reasons:

 

1. The WWE was retarded to not take the IC belt off of RVD so he could just job clean at Vengeance.

 

2. I'm pretty positive that RVD would take any move that Brock could give him...but the WWE didn't take the leash off. Not even for a guy who's bumping could have made Lesnar look like a God.

 

But...what are ya gonna do now?

 

The entire point of the RVD feud was lost on me...when RVD won the blowoff by DQ.

 

Stupid, stupid booking.

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Guest alfdogg

I would mark out for a Shooting Hulk Press.

 

I will not mark out if nWoScorpion and BionicRedneck start another argument about the size of Hogan's cock.

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Guest nWoScorpion

I was calling Brock a Dick, I wasn't talking about his or Hogans genitalia. LoL. Cause Brock rhymes with Cock so thats his nickname. Like Shitman was Hitman (Gotta love Austin)

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

If we make a bad joke, and everyone just ignores it, can we say it got a "Brock Lesnar reaction"?

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Guest LJSexay

That pic of Lesnar made me scream. At 10 fucking pm.

 

Don't ever post that again. :)

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Guest bps "The Truth" 21

I think that Brock should lose at SS.

 

Period.

 

HAve him turn face the next night and start fresh.

 

A: It's not like it can hurt his heat.

 

B: We won't have an unover champ that no one cares about.

 

C: Now as a face he can start a quest to earn another shot. Maybe that would get people behind him.

 

It would at least give people their first reason to give a shit about him one way or the other.

 

Rock can drop the title to someone on RAW or SD! (ANGLE). Hopefully not HHH...but someone (ANGLE).

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Guest MaskedWombat

you know what, brock isn't all that, i bet one swift kick in the nards, and he will fold like origami(sp?). i'm not afraid of him, i bet i could kick his a$$. Lenser has nards!

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Guest Respect The 'Taker
brok lesnr is gud but hhh is betr he wud kik broks ass.

Who taught you how to spell? Your Japanese teacher?

 

Comparing Brock & Triple H is boring, just like anything involving either is...

 

Takermania - WHATCHA GONNA DO

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