Guest hhh6294 Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 This was done ages ago on the IGNWF boards, and has never really resurfaced... and it was kinda fun too! Everyone knows that every single wrestler in the SWF (yes... JD included) are too overpaid for their own good... so why not prove it! Hell... even Vets in the JL might have earned enough tips now to afford something... So... what kind of cars do the SWF/SJL Vets drive these days? It can be any car you'd like, just don't have it fly or some crazy shit like that... If Jake counts (and no JD's opinion does not mean a damn thing in this case), he now resides in ... uh... Drives... a 2002 Forest Green Lincoln Navigator funny loaded, Leather Seats, 20 CD/MD Changer, all the shoot and works. Nice huh? Top me... I dare ya. B) Cool. B)
Guest Tyler McClelland Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 Black 2003 BMW Z8 Convertable ($250,000 USD)
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 THE TIME WARP!? THE TIME WARP!? THE TIME WARP!? can't...resist...oh God, here I go. The Time Warp RiffRaff: It's astounding... Time is fleeting... Madness...takes its toll. But listen closely... Magenta: Not for very much longer! RiffRaff: I've got to keep control... I remember!... doin' the time-warp! Drinking those moments when...! The Blackness would hit me! RiffRaff and Magenta: And the void would be calling... ! Transylvanians: Let's do the time-warp again!!! Let's do the time-warp again!!! Narrator: It's just a jump...to the left. All: And then a step to the ri-i-i-i-ight. Narrator: With your hands on your hips. All: You bring your knees in ti-i-i-i-ight. But it's the pelvic thrust... That really drives you insa-a-a-a-ane! Let's do the time-warp again!!! Let's do the time-warp again!!! Magenta: It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me! So you can't see me, no, not at all. In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention... Well secluded, I see ALL! RiffRaff: With a bit of a mind flip... Magenta: You're into the time slip... RiffRaff: And nothing...can EVER be the same... Magenta: You're spaced out on sensation... RiffRaff: Like you're under sedation!!! All: Let's do the time-warp again!!! Let's do the time-warp again!!! Columbia: Well I was walkin' down the street just a-having a think! When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink! He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise! He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes! He stared at me, and I felt a change! Time meant NOTHIN', never would again! All: Let's do the time-warp again!!! Let's do the time-warp again!!! Narrator: It's just a JUMP to the left! All: And then a step to the ri-i-i-i-ight! Narrator: With your hands on your hips! All: You bring your knees in ti-i-i-ight! But it's the pelvic thrust!!! That really drives you insa-a-a-a-ane!!! Let's do the time-warp again!!! Let's do the time-warp again!!! EDIT Oh, and TNT drives JD, with little wheels pierced into his sides. BONG!
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 Big ass black Austin style truck. and TNT can suck my balls...
Guest hhh6294 Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 I thought that was Annie's job JD... ...ugh...
Guest Longdogger_Pete Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 Well, Pete HAD a black 1998 Ford Mustang convertible... ...until it drove through the walls of the Halifax arena with an unconscious Ash Ketchum on board.
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 Jay Dawg, as much as you want me to suck your balls, I'm sorry, but I'm not gay. I have nothing against gays however, so please, go on with your homosexual ways.
Guest chirs3 Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 People don't take kindly to golf carts on the freeway.
Guest TheBostonStrangler Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 But they do take well to pedestrians on the freeway?
Guest Tyler McClelland Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 Well, you have to show them who is boss... ...with some silly string.
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 Annie sucking my balls = teh roq
Guest Tyler McClelland Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 Actually, you don't go to shows... do you?!?
Guest AnnieEclectic Posted August 7, 2002 Report Posted August 7, 2002 OK, first, I do not suck balls. Anyones balls, not JD's, not Edwin's, not Thugg's, and definitly not Stubby's. See, if I sucked balls, I'd have probably gotten a title now wouldn't have I. Nope. NO ball suckage. Period. Annie, would have a blue convertible Bug. Volkwagon Beetle. Yeah, and not the new one, a vintage engine-in-the-back-trunk-in-the-front Beetle. (Y) With my home 8-track tape -recorder- hooked up to my stereo/Computer system, I'd be able to record today's latest music onto blank 8-tracks for my own Beetle listening pleasure. I do actually know someone who does that. Freaked me out when we went into his bug, he put in an 8-track and suddenly the Theme to Titanic starts playing..... WHAT? -Annie
Guest WrestlingDeacon Posted August 8, 2002 Report Posted August 8, 2002 A 1976 Cadillac El Dorado with a liscense plate that says Fresh and has dice in the mirror.
Guest Tod deKindes Posted August 8, 2002 Report Posted August 8, 2002 I looked at the cabbie and I yelled Yo Homes Smell You Later!
Guest Ace309 Posted August 9, 2002 Report Posted August 9, 2002 The Superior One is not overpaid. He lives in an apartment with a futon on cinderblocks, university-provided ethernet and little else. As such, he drives a blue Volkswagen Passat. (See, this part of the character involves irony. I just never write it into matches.)
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted August 9, 2002 Report Posted August 9, 2002 Methinks Edwin is a rental car kinda guy. Or maybe a red Corvette, which constantly plays, well, "Little Red Corvette." She's moving wayyyy tooo faaaaaaaast!
Guest SupaTaft Posted August 9, 2002 Report Posted August 9, 2002 Legend has it that Thor is pulled in a golden chairot by two large goats, Tooth-Gnawer and Tooth-gnasher. Must be quite a sight travelling full speed down I-75. -Taft
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted August 9, 2002 Report Posted August 9, 2002 Annie obviously doesn't want the hardcore title... crazy hardcore queen!
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