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Guest crandamaniac

Apparently we ain't the only ones who hates this guy, looked what i found just searching his name on google

 

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Well there is another one, but I'm not really sure if i can post it here, just do a search on his email address

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Guest The Amazing Rando

This guy is probably looking at his Inbox right now going "MOM....someone's being mean to me!"

 

and then:

 

"Note to self: Execute everyone who thinks I suck"

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"We here at YMAP (and especially me) are extremely excited, for we have found a great man who hates pornography as much as we do, if not more. Yes, i was acutally lucky enough to talk (via IRC) to Mr David McNamara (A.K.A Anti-Porn), if you are unaware of who this hero is, then go to his site at http://www.dmacnamara.com , he is a true crusader against the evils of pornography and deserves the same support that you give us here at YMAP."

 

HAHAHA!

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Guest J*ingus

Wait, wait, what the hell was THIS part about?

 

CMI-listeners and friends. A tragedy occurred on Thursday, the 22nd of

June. I am in great grief due to the loss of a great dream, a vision

beyond all visions - nothing shall ever be the same for Mr. McNamara,

whose son David decided to put an end to his vision, to his dreams, his

ideals, his wishes and desires.

 

Did the poor bastard kill himself?! ...or was it a really extreme overreaction by this guy to David closing his original website?

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Guest Sandman9000

Did Mr. Anti-Pron mention anything about suicide being bad in his whole "hate-files" or whatever?

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Guest Kotzenjunge

I said George Carlin was the funniest comedian ever, but this guy wins. I mean, DAMN. I was absolutely on the damn floor reading this stuff. Had I been drinking anything, seeing the words "Fag Facts" on my screen would have made me do a spit take. Say it out loud. Now do it quickly. It has an appealing noise about it. Kinda like the word "quirky." Imagine if he wrote a play, it'd be called "Dyke Dialogue." Not as catchy as "Fag Facts," but not bad either!

 

One of my favorite comedic devices is acting insanely right-wing, to such a hyperbole-packed point that people know very well I don't mean any of it. One such example was me telling my grandmother we needed to round up gays and blacks in stadiums around the country for mass executions in front of straight white audiences, with the Mexicans doing the cleanup afterward, the Asians doing the logistics work, all the while knowing they're next as soon as we run out of blacks and gays to kill. Such a statement is obviously not meant to be serious. It was really to make fun of my grandmother's rampant conservatism, but you get the idea.

 

Anyways, I tip my hat to this man. Hilarious fare. I mean, he said "Check out my picture on uglypeople.com!!!!" with ZEAL! He was all about this character, even going so far as to supply all those Fag Fact statistics and Bible quotes.

 

Mr. MacNamara, or whatever your name is, your Peabody Awards invitation is in the mail.

 

Now if you will all excuse me, I have to go take a few hits off an oxygen tank, because I have been laughing so damn much.

 

Fo Sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest Kotzenjunge

You just had to go and say that, didn't you. Now I'm laughing even harder! Whew, I always knew that my love of the human being and all of its foibles would reap dividends one day! To know that such a person exists and that there are others like him brings an odd sense of satisfaction to me, knowing that I'm not the only one with bad chemicals. Three cheers for the human animal! As many kinds of man as stars in the sky!

 

Like I said, knowing he was serious makes me laugh even harder. The really funny part is knowing that he'll break almost everything he rails against at some point. One college bender and he'll forget all about his values.

 

I love humans.

 

Dammit, I told all of you I went nuts during the time I didn't have this damn computer! See what you've done! You brought out the lunatic before he was ready! 400 degrees for 15 posts, not 5!! Eesh! Guess I'll have to go stick myself back in the oven until I'm done cooking.

 

This has been another stream-of-consciousness post.

 

Fo Sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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