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Guest Kingpk
Posted

Worst...flame...ever.

 

Why don't you get your head out of your ass and bring something I actually Give a shit about.

 

Ooh, JLH is hosting SNL on Comedy Central, must watch.

Guest BionicRedneck
Posted
I need a magnifying glass first.

Now that was funny :lol:

Guest LexLugerRules
Posted

KINGPK, why do you have to be such an pompus ass?

 

The guy is just trying to have fun, and you got to be, an ass.

 

I mean why dont you pull that thorn from your ass, and actually have fun.

 

And if you cant do that, go wank off to some C- Jennifer Love Hewitt porn.

Guest Kingpk
Posted

Bionic, 6 is VI in Roman Numerals, not IV, dummy.

 

Now THAT'S a flame.

Guest Kingpk
Posted
KINGPK, why do you have to be such an pompus ass?

 

The guy is just trying to have fun, and you got to be, an ass.

 

I mean why dont you pull that thorn from your ass, and actually have fun.

 

And if you cant do that, go wank off to some C- Jennifer Love Hewitt porn.

You like Mike Tyson and Lex Luger.

 

Your opinion of me matters less than Carrot Top's

Guest BionicRedneck
Posted
Bionic, 6 is VI in Roman Numerals, not IV, dummy.

 

Now THAT'S a flame.

:D

 

I know.

 

Your telling the wrong guy, its MrRant he added it "IV"

 

hes changed it now though.

Guest LexLugerRules
Posted

Oh no, I like Mike Tyson and Luger! You really hurt my feelings! Please can someone same me from this cold-hearted diss.

 

Despite explaining why I like Lex Luger a million times, dumb idiots like you DONT UNDERSTAND.

 

Go watch your little Jennifer Love Hewitt, saturday night live show and let the newbie have fun.

Guest Kingpk
Posted

Luger hasn't had a good match since Bush Sr. was in office.

 

And posting something a 10 year old would say is NOT "having fun", it's being a moron. I like intelligent flaming, like what I'm doing to you.

 

To recap:

 

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Guest BionicRedneck
Posted

Looking at this thread, and the 2 examples i think you have an unhealthy intrest in dicks, young man.

Guest LooseCannon
Posted

Aww come on. Both of those examples were funny. This thread however. Fucking lame. You don't need a thorn in your ass to see that. Though apparently not marking out for rapist, has-been boxers helps.

Guest KingOfOldSchool
Posted

Based on his interest in dicks, and the way he told all of us to "lick his trouser snake", I'm thinking he's a middle-aged pervert here to solicit other males.

 

And LugerRules, shut up and try to understand something.

 

This guy posted something retarded in NHB, ASKING TO BE FLAMED. It's not like PK went out and flamed him for no reason, he legitimately went after him according to what NHB is here for.

Guest BionicRedneck
Posted

I can't beleive i wasted my 500th post on this cock jockey

Guest Nevermortal
Posted
Oh no, I like Mike Tyson and Luger! You really hurt my feelings! Please can someone same me from this cold-hearted diss.

 

Despite explaining why I like Lex Luger a million times, dumb idiots like you DONT UNDERSTAND.

 

Go watch your little Jennifer Love Hewitt, saturday night live show and let the newbie have fun.

Bah, Shut Up Jerome!

Guest King Kurt
Posted

jesus christ.i didnt actually expect anyone to reply to this.shit man, i was bored.but admit it, Angle does have a rather large penis, dont you think?

Guest bob_barron
Posted
jesus christ.i didnt actually expect anyone to reply to this.shit man, i was bored.but admit it, Angle does have a rather large penis, dont you think?

Anglesault got a new SN!!!!!!!!

Guest godthedog
Posted
jesus christ.i didnt actually expect anyone to reply to this.shit man, i was bored.but admit it, Angle does have a rather large penis, dont you think?

yes he does, but i can still take it in my throat any day of the week & twice on sunday.

 

oh wait...shit, i didn't mean to type that.

Guest King Kurt
Posted

whos Anglesault.he sounds like my sort of guy, where is he?

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

Hey "King Kurt"....how's it going...

 

I hear your ass calling...it probably wants your head back....hopefully that crown doesn't scar too bad....

Guest Mystery Eskimo
Posted

:: Kicks the whole thread in the balls ::

 

Oh, and its "You're", not "Your".

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

no...cause "You're" means "you are"

 

so "it wants you are head back" doesn't make any damn sense

 

 

 

that is...if you are talking about me

Guest Mattdotcom
Posted

So....why is it everyone who winds up getting banned makes a post like this when they get bored? This isn't the first time it's happened.

 

Now, then....who opened the Idiot Gate?

Guest LooseCannon
Posted
no...cause "You're" means "you are"

 

so "it wants you are head back" doesn't make any damn sense

 

 

 

that is...if you are talking about me

He was referring to the title of the thread.

Guest crandamaniac
Posted

I have to quote this post from Amazing Rando in the Flyboy/Don King Picture Thread:

 

"Ladies and gentlemen I would like to welcome you aboard TheSmartMarks Boards Bus of Poster Retardation....

 

Please keep your hands and arms inside the bus at all times, for fear of being infected with a hideous troll disease known through it's scientific name "Threadicus Dumbicus"...

 

Our first example points us to the past...as those like Zacalex bombarded the board with igorance and stupidity...setting about the great flood where in the board banded together to twart the common evil...

 

If you look to the top you will see another lovely representation of this scientific phenomenon.....fully embraced in his natural habitat of looking like a complete and utter jerkoff...

 

And so...as this tour comes to a swift end...us hear at TheSmartMark Tours, Inc. hope that one day the world will be a better place...devoid of the Jerome Drake's, 4Life's, and Zacalex's of the world...

 

Please pick up your personal belongings and exit to the left...where you can browse in our convinent gift shop...located next to the restrooms...

 

and Have A Nice Day!

 

Geez People, I'm all for new members and all, but we got to screen these folks first! lol

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

Wow....It's almost like I have fans....

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