Jennifer Love Hewitt almost killed my brother...

[Guest Spicy McHaggis]

You heard right...

 

My brother and his fiancee were getting their marriage license in Beverly Hills. They were crossing the street when JLH came barrelling out of an alleyway in an X5 speeding at them... they backed up quickly, she slowed down and looked at them like "how dare you get in my way."

 

My bro said, "that idiot nearly ran us over." Fiancee: "That was jlh." Bro was like, "Cool!"

[Guest Mattdotcom]

How will KingPK get his bride out of this mess? Tune in next time as, "The SmartMarks SWERVE~!"

[Guest Shaved Bear]

kingpk and dames vs. spicy

[Guest mesepher]

am I missing something here?

[Guest Mattdotcom]

What's to miss? Dame and KingPK are in love with JLH, who was almost involved in a vehicular manslaughter incident with Spicy's brother and sister-in-law.

[Guest Kingpk]

You heard right...

 

My brother and his fiancee were getting their marriage license in Beverly Hills. They were crossing the street when JLH came barrelling out of an alleyway in an X5 speeding at them... they backed up quickly, she slowed down and looked at them like "how dare you get in my way."

 

My bro said, "that idiot nearly ran us over." Fiancee: "That was jlh." Bro was like, "Cool!"

Guess it didn't affect your brother too much.

 

Feh, I say. Next time, take the bus.

 

Seriously, people can't drive in L.A./Hollywood (so I've heard)

[Guest TheDames7]

Look, its not her fault that your brother and his fiancee were holding up traffic.

 

JLH is guilty of nothing in this world except for loving someone who's not good for her. Kingpk, this doesn't mean you, ass.

 

Dames

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

Don't you all see? DAMES IS HOLDING US DOWN!!!

[Guest DJ Jeff]

 

That's a woman driver for you.

 

No offence to any of the good woman drivers.