Funny story at McDonald's Tonight

[Guest O.J. Hart]

You know the sign that says "All you have to say is...MAKE IT BACON", well I took that a bit too seriously tonight.

 

My High School Band was coming home from bus paintings for the deomlition derby at our county fair for next week and we stopped at McDonalds for dinner. I had a few chicken sandwiches and a coke. But my friend ordered a Big Mac and said "Make IT BACON" and he had bacon on his Big Mac. So i got a brilliant idea. I told everyone I was going to say "I want a large McFlurry.....and make it bacon" so I waited in line with about 20 kids from my band crowded around me. I was next and they said "can i help you?" and man everybody started laughing. I said "I want a large McFlurry...and make it bacon" and the lady taking the order just said ok. Man, i wanted to ask and see if they would make it, and i didnt expect they would, but some kids had money riding on me for eating the whole thing. It took about 15 minutes, but they did it!!! They gave me what looked like vanilla ice cream, but it smelled like bacon!!! I asked where's the bacon, and it was all around the bottom. I went and sat down and about 20 kids from the band crowded around me to watch me eat the first ever Bacon McFlurry. I found a big chunk of bacon and i ate the first ever bite of a bacon mcflurry, and it was good!!!! I ate the whole thing and made $23/27 from the bets everyone made. I suggest you all do that too because its really good. Remember, just say MAKE IT BACON!!!

[Guest Shaved Bear]

thats gross

(proceeds to drink tarnish)

[Guest Intimacy Goblin]

You're a hero to us all.

[Guest Incandenza]

Yes, we will all be laughing when you have a massive heart attack.

[Guest starvenger]

>I suggest you all do that too because its really good. Remember, just say MAKE IT BACON!!!

 

I would, except for the fact that:

a) a Bacon McFlurry sounds fucking gross (and I'll eat stuff like tripe and durian fruit), and

b) McFlurry's make me sick

[Guest Sandman9000]

Hey, I like ice cream, and I like bacon.

 

Who says the two can't go together?

 

Well, besides conventional wisdom and common sense, of course.

[Guest alfdogg]

It can't be any worse than one of their grilled chicken or fish filets...

[Guest NoCalMike]

Hey Now, I love the filet-o-fish~!

[Guest O.J. Hart]

I wish I never ate that Bacon McFlurry!! Almost right after that post i made late last night, I got a really sick feeling in my stomach. Soon after i puked my guts out and it was the bacon McFlurry. I've been thrwoing up for 14 hours straight, but I missed band camp!!! Do yourself and don't ever ask for a Bacon McFlurry. I'm never eating one again.

[Guest alfdogg]

Sorry to hear that. Maybe the bacon wasn't done or something. Bastards. It's either not done all the way or it's fuckin' black.

[Guest starvenger]

I wish I never ate that Bacon McFlurry!! Almost right after that post i made late last night, I got a really sick feeling in my stomach. Soon after i puked my guts out and it was the bacon McFlurry. I've been thrwoing up for 14 hours straight, but I missed band camp!!! Do yourself and don't ever ask for a Bacon McFlurry. I'm never eating one again.

Well, I guess you've got a story to tell now.

 

"And this one time, before band camp..."

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Looks up from his Bacon McFlurry::

 

"Somebody say something? Huh?"

 

::Shrugs and resumes eating::

[Guest Nevermortal]

Congratulations, you've clogged your arteries.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Hey OJ, if you're trying to find a more "witty" signature, how's this-

 

"Life is like a hell in the cell...when you're finally on top, some motherfucker has to come along and throw you off."

 

And McD's bacon by itself is pretty nasty, nevermind mixing it with imitation ice cream. But kudos to you for making money on it .

[Guest SupaTaft]

So?

 

I do that all the time. Its referred to as the "Denver Special" around here.

 

And I've eaten one the day before band camp and I was fine.

 

-Taft

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Hmm.

 

I remember some fast food place had a "Just say CHEESE" thing where they would 2x the ammount of cheese you get on your burger for a small fee. Now I dare someone to try a mcflurry with slices of cheese in it..

[Guest franchise632]

To quote David Spade in Tommy Boy:

 

" uhhhgh I can actually hear you getting fatter"

 

of course you spent the last 14 hrs praying to the porcelin gods so you should probably be about 5 pounds lighter now.

[Guest Sebastian_the_Bastard]

Hell, I'll try anything once.