Guest LesnarLunatic Report post Posted August 8, 2002 let me just paste the convo I had involving this site and my friend.. he will be dubbed "TA", to not real his IM name, I will be "LL" LL: well.. I did rip off "The Abortionist" for a possible ICW second card.. TA: THE ABORTIONIST!? LL: yeah.. it was some weird name I found once LL: http://edw.freeyellow.com/ LL: this came up for "The Abortionist" wresting on a search LL: "We've got totally original characters such as The Abortionist, Big Chrissy Fool, Jay P. Cool, The Warrior, the Dark Priest, Jesus the Pimp, Trevor Benchwarmer, Dr. Bruce Wilson, Dominic Luigi Cantino, the Truth, and Axehole Rotten" LL: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHHHHH! LL: FUCK THEM! LL: whoa.. Jesus the Pimp? TA: HA HA! TA: JESUS THE PIMP! LL: any fed with an original guy called 'The Warrior' is worth it! LL: *L* TA: *LOL* LL: "***THE ABORTIONIST*** HEIGHT: 5feet 4inches WEIGHT: 156 LBS HOME: THE LOCAL PLANNED PARENTHOOD CLINIC AGE: 19 YRS OLD " LL: it sounds like his mother shoulda been told about that.. LL: http://edw.freeyellow.com/profiles1.html TA: *LOL* TA: 19!? LL: yeah TA: THE RAPIST! LL: I'd bet the Rapist had a reason to hate the Abortionist LL: if the Truth in their fed is like mine, I should get some Manch boys to go over there and kick their asses or something LL: or we could start another gang fight with them in it TA: Gang war! LL: were you in on that? TA: which one? LL: there was more than one? *L* TA: probably *L* TA: LEAST FAVORITE EDW MOMENT: Getting hit in the forehead with a active Roman Candle by BIG CHRISSY FOOL TA: BIG CHRISSY FOOL!? LL: Chrissy? pussy! TA: LEAST FAVORITE EDW MOMENT: Getting hit in the head with a metal shovel by BIG CHRISSY FOOL. TA: BIG CHRISSY BE ALL OVER THIS SHIT! TA: AUDIENCE!? TA: MOST HATED EDW WRESTLER: BIG CHRISSY FOOL TA: LEAST FAVORITE EDW MOMENT: Getting whipped extremly hard with an extension cord by BIG CHRISSY FOOL LL: THE EXTENSION CORD OF DOOM~! TA: FAVORITE EDW MOMENT: Dropping Big Chrissy Fool on his neck and making him cry like a bitch!! TA: AXEHOLE ROTTEN KILLED BIG CHRISSY FOOL! LL: That Axehole! TA: FAVORITE EDW MOMENT: Whipping The Audience so hard with an extension cord that he had a huge wealt on his back!! LL: shit.. those hurt! TA: BIOGRAPHY: Big Chrissy Fool is most known in the EDW for his no selling of moves. It takes a major hit to knock BIG CHRISSY FOOL off of his feet. He is also known for using stupid weapons such as hoses, killer babies, and shrubbery. He is most remembered for being in the 1st ever EDW Backyard match with Axehole Rotten. He is without a doubt an EDW origional. You will never see another wrestler in any fed act quite like this. LL: thank god TA: a world renowned no seller TA: Welcome to the EXTREME DOWNSTAIRS WRESTLING WEBSITE!!!! We are a hardcore "backyard" federation based in New Hampshire. LL: this is just priceless LL: "Last year we had one of our most dangerous EDW matches ever. This match took place inside of the coolest place in EDW history!! OUR WORK!! Yes, we actually fought inside of a grocery store while it was still open. Due to the fact that it happened when the store was still open, we had to fight in the backroom. But, just to make it cooler, we wrestled inside of a steel cage in the backroom!! You will not believe some of the stuff that happened there" TA: ha ha ha ha ha ha! LL: "The most dangerous occasion being last year when Axehole Rotten got jumped in the middle of a junior high basketball court WHILE A FOOTBALL GAME WAS GOING ON AT THE SAME TIME!! AXEHOLE was just shooting hoops like nothing was happening. Then out of nowhere a van pulls up and 5 EDW wrestler get out. Axehole just kept shooting hoops then, 4 of the people walk up to Axehole and begin to beat the crap out of him!! " TA: Then a minute or so later, Axehole was pissed so he got a shopping cart and started to run it over the Abortionists body!! LL: hahaha LL: ya know he's pissed off if he uses the cart TA: Then we had a FIRST BLOOD match!! This match was very good and had a bloody ending. This match is my personal favorite!! TA: How can a first blood match NOT have a bloody ending? TA: Axehole landed so hard that he had a big purple bruise on his back for 5 or 6 days later!! LL: hahaha TA: His last backyard EDW match was the classic hair vs fetus matchup with Axehole Rotten. If the Abortionist won then he gets to shave Axeholes head!! If Axehole wins then he would become the owner of the Abortionists prized fetus. LL: What the fuck? TA: A FETUS! TA: A FUCKING... TA: FETUS! LL: Fetus! TA: YOU have to see the debut of the 3 newest EXTREME wrestlers in the EDW.!! They are The Masked Proctologist, Trevor Benchwarmer, and Dominick Luigi Cantino. They are truly brutal. They are so brutal that they may never wrestle in the EDW again. TA: Masked Proctologist!? LL: how the fuck is he supposed to do his job in a mask? LL: He's hardcore! LL: http://edw.freeyellow.com/ad1.JPG LOL! TA: MY GOD! TA: THE ABORTIONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST! TA: http://edw.freeyellow.com/jwo.html TA: I am trying so hard not to laugh right now.... LL: "Outside of the EDW, Ryan Gregoire (Abortionist) was convicted of a felony!! Whenever he wrestles he is on probation. Hopefully that won't hold him back from being extreme!!" LL: Jew Jew Jew World Order TA: Oi Oi Oi 4 Life! TA: At one point Sternberg was getting hit with a REAL aluminum bat from Big Chrissy Fool!! TA: BCF is my new hero LL: HOLY SHIT! A REAL BAT! TA: The J.W.O was so happy. They finally got rid of that antisemite Big Chrissy Fool. Or so they thought. LL: There is a scalding hot rumor around the EDW that Jesus the Pimps mom is an ultra ring rat. Is this because she is one of Jesus bitches? LL: I'd guess that mother of Jesus is no virgin LL: "The Rapist may be in serious legal trouble. It seems that there is a serious string of rapes around our community and because of exposure of our federation, the cops are asking him questions!!" TA: http://edw.freeyellow.com/ax1.JPG TA: Doesn't he look like a kid in a special ed class? LL: yeah LL: that Axehole TA: The match where J.P. Cool powerbombs Big Chrissy Fool through a cardboard box!! LL: HOLY SHIT! TA: ............ LL: By God! He might be broken in half! TA: Plus, we still have the 4hr "Best of 97" tape available!! The tape features over 2 1/2hrs of our very best backyard fighting of 97!! TA: It even features the "juice" job by the Abortionist!! You will actually feel bad for Axehole Rotten when you hear & see him get hit in the face as hard as possible with a pair of nunchucks!! He gets hit so hard that he blacked out!! LL: HAHA! LL: The 99 tape has an insane match between Big Chrissy Fool and the Audience where they do pedigrees, back suplexes, kidney punches, and a powerbomb where the Audience litterly gets dropped on his neck!!!!! I am not shitting you!! TA: I think he's serious! EDW for life! EDW! EDW! man.. some people are just dumb. EDW! *sigh* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
