SJL Wrath Card (8/13)

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

SJL Wrath (Tuesday, August 13, 2002)

Due: Tuesday at 3 PM EST

Arena: The Fleetcenter in Boston, Massachusetts (where else?)

 

SEND TO CRUSEN! EVERYTHING TO CRUSEN!

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Chris Canuck vs. Cutthroat

 

- Chris Canuck is a n00b (which is why none of you have ever heard of him). He was able to beat Kivell in his match that got him accepted into the SJL, so he should be able to beat Cutthroat. Or will Cutthroat decide that it's time to get serious and start winning? Bah, probably not, but anything’s possible.

 

- Rules: Hardcore rules. No DQ or countout, pins count anywhere, inside or outside the arena.

 

- Word Limit: 3500

 

- Send to: Longdogger_Pete

 

 

 

REMATCH TIME!

Manson vs. Kamikaze

 

- Manson was infuriated over his loss to the up and coming Kamikaze, and Kamikaze was somewhat unhappy that part of his match disappeared due to technical difficulties. Because of this, Commissioner MacPhisto decided to grant a rematch to pacify these two men. Will the results be the same, or will Manson even the score and gain momentum leading toward his World Title shot?

 

- Rules: Standard rules, with DQ and countout in full effect. 1st fall wins.

 

- Word Count: 4500

 

- Send to: TheBostonStrangler

 

 

 

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

Thor vs. Fugue

 

- No rest for the weary, as Thor, fresh off a title match against Hollywood Spike Jenkins, must defend his title against a member of the sWo, Fugue. Will the sWo utilize their strength in numbers and add another belt to their arsenal? Or will Thor use his incredible size to fend off Fugue?

 

- Rules: DQ and countout rules are in effect. 1st fall wins.

 

- Word Count: 5000

 

- Send to: Longdogger_Pete

 

LOST AT SEA MATCH

Insane Luchador vs. CIA vs. Mike Van Siclen for #1 Contendership to the SJL World Title

 

- CIA is still upset over losing the World Title to Mak Francis, but before he can get that title back, he has to go through Mike Van Siclen of the rival sWo and Insane Luchador while learning a little American history at that. These three will tangle on the decks, in the galleys, and yes, on the poopdeck of America’s oldest warship, Old Ironsides, the USS Constitution. The winner will join Manson, who beat Insane Luchador on Crimson, in a triple threat against Mak Francis for the SJL World Title.

 

- Rules: An original Strangler creation (with a homage to LDP’s Miami Mayhem matches). The USS Constitution is a 200 year old warship made of oak used in the War of 1812. You don’t need floorplans or anything, just make it up. Do a little research just to see what it looks like, though. The three men will fight all over the ship, which will be anchored in water approximately 50 feet deep. As long as they remain on board the ship at all times, it’s legal. The last man standing on the boat is the winner.

 

- Word Limit: 6000

 

- Send to: Edwin MacPhisto

 

 

That’s all she wrote, folks. Enjoy your stay in lovely Boston, Massachusetts.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

And that is an ace card from Sgt. Stranglepants. I am so ridiculously happy that I get the Lost at Sea match. Life is good.

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

Hey TBS! I'm not active!! But thats okay 'cause...well, you'll find out this Tuseday

[Guest Ph34r Tha Leaf]

Heh.. I'm not either but I probably have the time today if I can finish it.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

*marks out for Lost at Sea match*

 

Hey, next time, do a match in Fenway Park! That'd kick ass!

 

Or a hide and go seek match in the Hancock Building!

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Well dammit! If you're booked and you're supposed to be inactive, you can blame me...not TBS. I sent him the active list...and apparently, I don't have the most up to date version...Sorry.

 

Da "was doing crack last night" H

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

Yeah, blame Thugg. What a jerk! Sending me bad info and...

 

 

*Thugg holds Strangler down*

 

 

D'oh...

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

That's okay 'Thugg I can deal with it...

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Show's due tomorrow, kids. Don't forget it!

 

- Mike Van Siclen.

*sigh* Only 2,180 words to go...

[Guest DiabloIIFreak1010]

If anyone in the main event needs help with a description of the ship, by all means, I'll help you out.

 

I went to Boston when I was in 5th grade, so I veigly remember the ship.

 

Oh. And uh. I call opening promo...if I can write it in time. I think I'll get it in, though. And if any current or past members of the sWo sees this, send me your best match that you've written that you have acess to. I'm going to have a little supprise for the show...

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

So, uh... who's posting the show, folks?

 

 

I can do it if y'all need someone. But I'd need confirmation from Crusen or Edwin.

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

I brought this up with Edwin a while ago about theme music for the shows, he liked the idea. So uh, yeah....

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

...what the hell does that have to do with anything? If you wanted to bring that up, shouldn't you have said something, you know, in a seperate post? Or maybe, you know, on the show thread the day it was posted?

 

- Mike Van Siclen.

Just a thought.

[Guest crusen86]

Ok, I'll be posting the show & Crimson card people. Send everything to me.

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

It seems like Edwin hasn't posted the show forever now...

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

It seems like Edwin hasn't posted the show forever now...

That's true, I haven't. Been a busy little bee with WF stuff...I actually don't think I've done a show in over a month, mebbe. But right now LDP, Strangler, and the like have a fresher mind for booking anyway, so it's cool in this hepcat's glimmering eyeballs.