Funny Crowd Signs

[Guest Si82]

I don't know if this has been done before but I was just watching Wrestlemania X-8 on DVD and I noticed a sign that read "65,000+ Only One X-Pac Fan". I thought it was pretty funny and it got me to thinking about other funny sign that I have seen on TV and wondered what signs you guys have seen too. Here are some of mine:

 

"Kick Flair in the dentures" - Spring Stampede 1999

"The Undertaker is a fat woman" - Fully Loaded 1999

"Big Show = Fat Mess" - Rebellion 1999

"Laxative Luger" - Slamboree 2000

"Kevin Sullivan: will book for food" - Judgment Day 2000

"Los Conquistadors reek of awesomeness" - No Mercy 2000

"I strongly suggest you release X-Pac" - Rebellion 2000

"Vince, 1st XLF, now WCW. You're a dumb ass" - Nitro 3/26/01

"Why is X-Pac still alive?" - Insurrextion 2001

"Mom, don't forget to tape Celine Dion in concert" - Invasion 2001

"X-Pac = piss break" - Smackdown! 10/11/01

"WCW = XLF" - Raw 12/10/01

"Nash fears house shows" - Raw 1/7/02

"Kurt Angle, Olympic chimp" - Smackdown! 1/31/02

"New Viagra Order" - Raw 2/18/02

"Hogan fears aging" - Raw 2/18/02

"Hogan + air guitar = ratings" - Wrestlemania X-8

[Guest jimmy no nose]

I didn't think any of those were that funny. Some of them were OK, but not that great. While on the subject where have the funny signs been recently? There were some good ones from like 1999-2000, but there hasn't been a really memorable sign in a long time.

[Tully316 0]

From some Nitro (I can't rememebr when) :

"Hitler Fears Goldberg"

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

From a RAW in 98: "The Lethal Faggot" Steve Blackman

 

Funniest sign I've ever seen.

[Guest treble charged]

'Blob is Pour'

[Guest Drury37]

Not that is was a funny it was just funny that someone had this sign.It was at WWF WrestleMania X8,if you remember from WWF WrestleMania VI there was somebody who had the this Hulk Hogan sign that had a picture of him and it said Mania,it was half of a sign that said WWF WrestleMania(if you saw the sign you would know what I am talking about).Well somebody at WWF WrestleMania X8 had the same sign,I am thinking it was probably the same person,it was just really funny that someone had it.I remeber seeing it and being like oh man someone has the sign,my friend(Who became a fan 1998)was like what sign,I was like nevermind.

Thanks.

[Guest Jack Tunney]

I forget when it was.But I swear I once saw a sign that said,"I got in through an air vent".

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

At WMX8 during the Edge/Booker T match - "They're fighting over shampoo!"

 

"HHH is sHHHit"

 

"Save a tree, eat a beaver"

 

From Raw a couple months ago - "Taker is pregnant"

[Guest chirs3]

"Jeff Hardy FEARS Soap!"

 

"Brock Lesnar ate Sid Vicious"

 

"My dad didn't love me either, Shane."

[Guest nWoScorpion]

"The Next Big NOthing" (This past smackdown) Hilarious!

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

I stole this from the KM board:

 

* Paul Bearer is sexy

* Hogan Fears Aging

* Viscera ate my Dad

* Big Show Please Don't Spit on Us

* De-Bra Debra

* Ric Flair is the new spokesperson for the Wonder-Bra

* Kane is running on FAKE Deisel power

* IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT MY SIGN SAYS!

* Debra 4:69

* Hey, Rock! Come smell what I just cooked!

* Hey! I think I won a contest! I got these tickets for free at the door! (person at a WCW show)

* What Does Everybody Want??? Sable!!!

* Hogan is so old he farts dust!

* Nitro just ran out of fuel

* Scott Hall Cracks me up (The word 'me' was crossed out.)

* Hey Tyson-BiteME!

* Hey Mike-Did it taste like chicken?

* Hogan vs. Flair.... Age in the Cage!!

* CONDOMS PREVENT DUDLEYS

* THE GUY BEHIND ME CAN'T SEE"

* Brisco Brothers Body Shop Stole My Hubcaps

* Paging Mr. Ass

* I didnt know what to write

* Attention Kmart Shoppers-- SUCK IT!!!

* LODI STOLE MY SIGN

* Goldberg fears competition

* Emler Fudd says'WCW=Weal Cwappy Wessawing'

* Chyna: toughest man in all of wrestling

* Nitro Girls - Who knees 'em?

* Sable-what's their zip code?

* I hitch-hiked for this match?

* I like my Sunny side down

* Chyna Your The Man!

* Big Poppa Pumps Steriods

* I'M NOT A JERICOHOLIC!!! I'M AN ALCOHOLIC!!!

* Double J is an A double S

* I left my wife for nitro

* WCW = WE CAN'T WRESTLE!

* WE GOT IN 4 FREE!!

* Dirty Dallas Page"

* OLD-Berg

* Look MA I'm on Rasslin'!!

* Kimberly, Feel My Bang!

* Paul Bearer collects chins

* NO MORE 3:16 SIGNS. 3:16

* This Space for Rent"

* Hogan fears....EVERYBODY!!!!

* Jerichololics Anonymous

* Drunk 24:7

* Give Goldberg a push

* Sable, Got Milk?

* Beer 3:16

* Chyna is my long lost brother

* I hate signs

* Sable 24/7:69

* I Need A Girlfriend

* Sable you left your toothbrush at my house last night

* Sable, Sunny, and Marlena: The six best things in wrestling

* Val uses Viagra

* "Will Wrestle For

* "Will Wrestle forFood" (It was some person wearing a Hulk Hogan costume)

* McMahon failed SCU

* We love all 26 Guerreros"

* I'm Drunk

* Who Booked This Crap?

* I slept with Francine and all I got was this lousy rash!

* Your Paying $29.95 For This!

* Steal Cable TV

* HOGAN Wears Panties

* We Love ERIC( held up by Bischoffs mother )

* The Cork says' know your role and plug your hole

* Hey HHH, remember these? (Held up by a DX flasher)

* NWO-Nash Wussed Out

* Fat, Drunk Chicks 4 life

* The LWO stole my wallet

* My dad bought a ho from the Godfather

* My sign sucks

* WWF is Better Than Porn!

* Ric Flair=Nervous Breakdown WHOOO!

* Goldberg = 2 moves

* Lex Luger Looks Like A Caveman

* COLD BEER

* X-pac=Pee Break

* Debra 36 D

* Hogan Fears Rogaine

* The Rock's cookin stinks!

* We got in through the air vents!

* I ate va-chyna

* Don't goto Bossmans barber

* De-BRA"

* WCW=World's Cheapiest Women!

* Macho=Spasum OHH YEAH"

* WCW / nWo = World Championship Wrestling not Worth ordering

* Hey DDP! Kimberly just banged me!

* Chyna has a nice BUTT-- for a guy!

* Chyna is my long lost brother!

* WWF = We Want Fans

* Sign.

* Pointless sign.

* The point of this sign is to stop the guy behind me from seeing

* How did we get in here?

* We'll trade our free tickets for some KFC! - Seen @ Nitro

* Who farted?

* This guy smells funny! - With arrow pointing to guy _\|

* We're on Raw and you're not!

* I'm on TV!

* Drunk 24/7

* WCW = Wheel Chair Wrestling

* Chyna is my dad!

* I slept with Sable!

* These seats suck!

* It's 9:00! Turn on Raw! - Seen @ Nitro @ 9:00 behind the announcing booth

* WCW = We Copy WWF

* Condoms prevent Guerreros

* Scott Hall drank my beer!

* Sting is an evil mime

* Scott Hall cracks me up!

* Hunter Humps Hippos

* Big Poppa Pumps Steriods

* Double J is an A double S

* Sable, Gorgeous George, and Torri Wilson: The six best things in wrestling!

* YOUR AD HERE!

* The LWO stole my wallet!

* My dad bought a hoe from the Godfather

* I have the Rock's cookbook!

* The Rock's cooking stinks!

* I Luve Ma Rasslin!

* OH Hell Yeah!, Front Row!

* hey rock, know your mouth and shut your role

* William Regal has Besmirched me

* Funaki is my Dad

* WWF= Who Wants Foley

* Shane and Stephanie are imbreeders

* I came to see the Rock(at the 2001 Backlash in Chicago while he was suspended)

* AUSTIN FOR SALE! $ 3:16

* Don't feel bad Shane. My dad never regreted my birth, too. (seen at @ Raw before WrestleMania X-Seven).

* "Viscera ate my other sign"

* Barry Darsow repoed my car

* IRS=Isn't Rotunda Stupid

* The Rock fears Hogan's air guitar

* This is not a Chris Benoit Sign! (King of the ring 2000)

* Rikishi ate my Natchos!

* I got WOOD 4 Tori! (King of the ring 2000, the table/dumpster match)

* Dudleys, How about a table for 3? STEVE RAY DUDLEY! (an arrow pointing down to a guy that is dressed up like the Dudley boys)

* I wanna get Xtreme with Jeff Hardy!

* Hey Austin! Throw a beer over here!

* I don't think i'm in Kansas anymore!

* Lita makes us the HARDY boys!

* LITA! Huricarana me!

* Jazz is my dad

* Scott Hall is a Jerichoholic

* Jericho Holics annonimous

* Hey Godfather, pimpin' ain't legal

* Hey Godfather, voodoo wasn't easy either

* Is "DDP" related to "DDS"

* Gangrel fears garlic

* Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Degeneration x proudly brings to you the world wrestling federation tag team champions of the world. The Road Dogg Jesse James, the Bad Ass Billy Gunn the New Age outlaws! (sign was actually full length being held by almost 100 people)

* U Suck Angle

* MMMM.....Trish (picture of Homer Simpson)

* Speaking of candy ass, where's Stacy?

* Kevin Kelly is extreme

* Jericho is a HAS-BEAN

* Booker T stole my wallet

* Get the "F" back in!

* Vince McMahon was screwed by a panda

* vince get your oWn ideas

* my signs upside down (held upside down)

* Stop sayin what. WHAT?

* Get the Steph out!

* Holy Hostility, Batman!

* Bored (with arrows pointing everywhere)

* Nash is trash

* Eddie is greasier than a big mac

* Planet Stasiak is in Uranus

* I am a Kanenite

* god bless plastic surgery!

* molly is no virgin...trust us!

* GET THE FLAIR OUT!!!!

* I'm with stupid (arrow pointing to guy in next seat)

* I farted

* Eat my "bizzutu"!

* Rico styled my hair

* Is Nitro still on? (seen on RAW, july '99)

* Stone Cold is my drinking buddy

* I hate signs

* My husband said if I went to another wrestling event, he would leave me...God I miss him!

* Mean Gene is my dad

* MOLD-dust

* Booker T = Undercover Brother

* Wife Beater 3:16

* Unemployed 3:16

* Eat your roll and shut your mouth!

* Hogan is my dad (held by old man)

* sid has snapped (seen shortly after sid broke his leg in jan. 01)

* hhh walked into a wall with an erection and broke his nose

* watcha gonna do when hulkamania walks calmly over you?

* nWo= non-wrestling oldies

* the next big thing: molly's BUTT

* hogan rules (it is funny if you are anti-hogan)

* Lesnar - The Next Big King

* Hogan Stole My Tanning Pills

* Brock ate Sid Vicious

* Hogan ate my chocolate bar!

* Eddie mows my grass

* Molly stole my lunch!

* Hogan, Act Your Age (with picture of tombstone)

* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

* hey Austin, Stay the F Out!

* Hogan was a Flintstone

* I tutored Chris Nowinsky

* the wwf gives us wrestling. we give the wwf signs

* im only here cause i couldn't get wwf tickets (seen on wcw tv)

* We're more drunk than Scott Hall! (Held by a group of people at a Nitro)

* Do Not Feed The Lesnar.

 

and ripped from WrestlingClassics:

 

"Sign at the Ampitheatre in Chicago in 1975:

"Current title reign of Verne Gagne: 2,423 days (2,422 more than if he didn't own the AWA)"

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Sign at a WWF show in Davenport in 1984 (the named had worked two very dull matches in previous months):

 

"David Samartino: The Bore who made Milwaukee infamous"

 

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Sign at a Midwest Wrestling Federation show in Des Moines in the early 80's (One of the heels had a saying, ripped off of a W.C. Fields movie: 'On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia'):

 

"On the Hole, I'd rather be in Cheryl Ladd"

 

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Sign at an indy show in Omaha, around 1986:

(The mentioned wrestlers were a popular tag team):

 

"Farmer Ray and Big Bob: Children of the Corn"

 

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Sign at an AWA show in Las Vegas (on ESPN) in 1983 (which the holder was asked/told to put down):

 

"AWA: The only sports organization where the athletes are older than the audience."

 

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Sign held by a fan sitting over the souvenier stand at a WWF show in Chicago in 1986):

 

"Buy the new WWF magazine: now 85 pages (78 of which are advertising for WWF merchandise)"

 

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Sign at an AWA show in Janesville, Wisconsin in early 1981 (right after a plant in Janesville--John Deere, I think---announced that they were laying off 1,800 workers):

 

"Cheer up: You could have reelected Jimmy Carter"

 

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And finally, a rather ordinary sign from a show in Moline, Illinois in 1973, but one that had an interesting conversation:

 

"Crusher: The wrestler that made Milwaukie Famous" (spelling error included).

 

Reggie (Crusher) and Dick (Bruiser) came down the aisle for his match and saw the sign: "Hey youz," Crusher growled at the holder of the sign, flashing a big grin, "Ya misspelt 'Milwaukee'."

 

The fan, who was quite loaded, said, "As drunk as I was when I made the sign, and as drunk as I am now, I don't care."

 

"Don't worry about it," Bruiser told the fan, "As drunk as we'll be later tonight, we won't care, either.""

 

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Also from WC

 

"- IWA '70's: "Ivan Koloff - Russian Retart" (sic)

- WCW '80's: "Sting is a stupid World Champion" (true, held up by a 10 year old)

- WCW '90's: "Big Van Vader, how do you fit on the toilet?"

- WWF PPV late '90's: "I have to poop" (made me laugh, inspired a slew of reply signs)

- WCW late '90's: some pals of mine brought a fancy sign that said 'TBS' on it to a TV taping, and as soon as the cameras trained on them, they unfolded the stealth sign to read 'Terry Bolea Sucks'. Even the cameraman cracked up."

 

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[Guest The Superstar]

I liked the one on RAW a month or two ago that said "Bored" and had arrows pointing in every direction, and I think the same guy had one that said "Nash is Trash", and I think Nash looked right at it. And of course there's always the classic "The Guy behind me can't see"

 

I don't know why people actually take time to cut pictures out of magazines to put on signs when you can barely see them anyway.

[Guest eiker_ir]

"Stop this WHAT thing!"

 

 

Wrestlemania 18

[Guest DrainYou42]

'Get the Steph Out"

 

A few years ago there was someone with an 'I wish I was at RAW" sign during Nitro.

[Guest bob_barron]

"Eddy Guerrero mows my lawn"

[Guest The Superstar]

"Booker T stole my car"

 

I think it was either that or bike, I forget

[Guest JHawk]

While on the subject where have the funny signs been recently? There were some good ones from like 1999-2000, but there hasn't been a really memorable sign in a long time.

The sign police take them before you get in the door. Particularly if they're anti-Hogan.

 

Funniest sign ever at this year's King of the Ring: "The Next Big Thing: Three feet below my chin" It got taken at the door.

[Guest jester]

"Paul Heyman's mouth is the current big thing."

 

I keep mentioning this one, I'll do it again "I shower with Ivory."

 

I saw a "Hulk Still Sucks" at a Raw shortly after his face turn. Done up in the Hulkamania logo and everything.

 

During WMX8: "Hey Hogan 1984 called. They want their wrestler back."

 

Another Austin AWOL sign: "Missing 3:16"

 

I believe in addition to the show where Take ripped up the "pregant" sign, there was another one that read "American Fatass."

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

"I'm taping the dog show."

 

Man, the people at WCW events had great signs.

[Guest DokDoyle]

At Judgement Day 2002:

 

"If your a Jackass, Say What?"- Everytime a What Chat started