Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted August 9, 2002 Well, I get bored often....so instead of posting an online journal thats all the rage these days, I'm going to post my days events here...in the hopes that someone will read them and be slightly entertained. Seeing as how its 5:00PM here, I'll start with 5:00PM yesterday. Yesterday was my sister's 32nd birthday and around this time yesterday, I was with my friend Kevin searching for an ice cream cake (Carvel of course) and ogling girls at the same time. In a Clerks-like convo, we discussed how funny we seem ogling girls and if it was shown on tape, we'd seem like the morons that we strive not to be. We get to Edwards (a local supermarket) and there's a freezer full of cakes, but there's a stock boy in the way. Kevin politely asks him to move and the prices were more than I expected. So, I go to the ATM in the supermarket, eating a wack ass service charge and I notice that in the display next to the machine, Edwards is selling the LOTR DVD for 29.99. That's a fucking ripoff. So, I get my looch and I head back to the freezer, where the stock boy is in the way again. I say "Let me get up in here" and he sucks his teeth and moves out the way. I get the cake and as I'm walking away, Kevin (who LOVES to pick fights) says "Sorry for the inconvenience, BRO". Stock boy returns with "Sorry, BRO" under his breath...but I really didn't feel like getting Kevin started so I ain't say shit. I found TWO CHERRY ITALIAN ICES~! in a nearby bodega, so I marked out and bought them. They are fucking HARD to find. I get home, and lo and behold, my sister just finished eating and no sold the cake. OH well. UPN in NY preempted Smackdown due to Jets football, and sadly, I didn't care much. I did want to see Hogan bleed though...that's always fun. During the night, good friend of mine named Derek says to me "We still on for tomorrow?" and I'm like..."What's tomorrow?" because I never remember shit. He tells me about going clubbing, which I agreed to last week apparantly and I immediately tried to back out it by telling him that I wasn't prepared and needed a hair cut. Viva La Poop, my little bro, he knows how self conscious I am about my hair. For the first time in 6 years since I've known the kid, he caught an attitude with me, saying that I always blow him off...which is true. He's not a bad guy to hang out with, but its just that his timing is usually horrible when it comes to making plans with me and I get uncomfortable at clubs. At the same time, this girl that I know IM's me and compliments my sweetness by saying that I'm the kind of guy she'd fall for. I immediatly panicked and proceeded to insert foot in mouth by saying that I'd never be with her cuz she has two kids. Oops. Well, sorry, but that's how I feel! It just complicates things....but she got offended naturally. I eventually smoothed things over with both by 1. agreeing to go with Derek to the club tonight and 2. apologizing and shutting her up. As for today, I took my neice to summer camp in the morning, like I do every day and I got online for a bit. After I got bored, I was hungry so I made myself some tuna fish and watched Scarface. I can't eat without watching something on TV. Scarface is so inspirational to me.... Then...the girl from the night before calls me and asks to borrow 50 bucks. I'm hesitant, but I know that her money is tighter than mine even though I'm unemployed, so I agreed to it. However, the girl lives in Jersey, so she asks me to paypal it to her. I do so and then she comes back to me and says that it won't go through for a few days, sends it back to me and asks me to Western Union it to her. At this point, I'm starting to get annoyed and I told her that there isn't a WU anywhere near me. She gives me the 800 number so I can call and send it over the phone. I call and they want 15 fucking dollars to wire 50 fucking dollars!? Fuck that. I told her that I can't afford to eat that kind of a fee, being unemployed and all and she's mad at me now. I then walked to the barbershop to cut my nappy ass Puerto Rican hair that I hate so much. I know the owner of the place, since I used to work there as a pre-teen, and he told me that everyone was busy except for the new girl. Now, normally I get very hesitant when it comes to rookies in general handling my business, but with my hair rookies and women are a no no. The Don (his name is Don Julio, the Don in Spanish means Sir) tells me that she's reliable, so I take his word cuz...he's The Don. I sit in the chair and she proceeds to do a hack job on my hair. I didn't say anything to see if she'd catch her mistakes....but she didn't. Afterwards, I made her fix everything and she seemed to have an attitude. Never letting that ho touch my hair again. I paid The Don, not her and I bounced. My favorite pizzaria was closed and that bothered me because its a tradition for me to eat a slice at Sylvio's everytime I cut my hair. See, I go to my old neighborhood in the Bronx to cut my hair and thats about once a month, so missing Sylvio's means I have to wait til at least next month. I'm walking back up the street and now I'm feening for pizza. Halfway home, I get a slice at this second rate place called "Brothers Pizza". Yeah. Anyway, after I ordered the slice, he tells me that its 1.75. WHAT!? Since when? It's been 1.50 for a while! Guy says that ever since 9/11, the owners of the property raised the rent so he had to raise prices to keep his profits. Fucking Osama is fucking with my PIZZA now! After I'm done with my pizza, which was just warm btw, I got a plain hot dog from a street vendor. Ahhh, there's nothing like street vendor dogs, I tell ya. I'm almost home when I hear the familiar Mr. Softee song...I haven't had Mr. Softee in a LONG ASS TIME. So, I walk up and get on a line. The asshole at the window just DOESNT STOP ORDERING and I'm waiting there at least 10 minutes before he leaves. Then the woman in front of me ends up getting a CHERRY ITALIAN ICE~!!! I didn't know they sold them on Mr. Softee trucks!! However, thats not what I came to get and when it was my turn, I ordered my Vanilla cone. On second thought...give me that and two CHERRY ITALIAN ICES~!!! Yeah, I'm happy now...I'm a few feet away from my building when I see two pigeons FUCKING on the sidewalk. That's a first for me....I cracked the fuck up! Across the street, there was a BANGIN chick walking, talking on her cell phone but being that my balls are nonexistant in such a scenario, I proceed to go home. I took a shower to remove all the excess hair that you get after a haircut, and I'm now typing this to you....while eating the second of my two CHERRY ITALIAN ICES~!! Fuck, I got to get ready to go clubbing tonight....*sigh* Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted August 9, 2002 my clubbing...you goiing to nightclubs, or gonna find a stick and hit someone with it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest -Cutthroat- Report post Posted August 9, 2002 Um... I'm Dr. Eggman? [insert Comment Here] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted August 9, 2002 I'm going to the movies tonight... I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted August 9, 2002 my clubbing...you goiing to nightclubs, or gonna find a stick and hit someone with it Nightclub....but I think clubbing a girl over the head, Caveman style would be an easier way for me to get a girl. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest -Cutthroat- Report post Posted August 9, 2002 How true... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 10, 2002 I'm gonna see xXx tonight with my girlfriend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted August 10, 2002 my clubbing...you goiing to nightclubs, or gonna find a stick and hit someone with it Nightclub....but I think clubbing a girl over the head, Caveman style would be an easier way for me to get a girl. Dames You mean... you haven't tried it already?!?! I woulda thought that was like your #1 pickup line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted August 10, 2002 You mean... you haven't tried it already?!?! I woulda thought that was like your #1 pickup line. <Lita> Oh TAG... </Lita> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted August 10, 2002 Oh, he tried, he just couldn't reach her head with the club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted August 10, 2002 Well... he IS a midget after all. Maybe he should give her the Tonya Harding treatment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Fucking Osama is fucking with my PIZZA now! I cracked up at this line. Great stuff... oh, I went to see xXx, but it's not MY day thread. Heh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
