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Guest C.H.U.D.
Posted

Vin Diesel owns all your monkey asses. Anyway, childishness aside, I am a big Diesel mark, so there was no way I was missing xXx.

 

The result? It was exactly what I expected. Diesel rocked, the action was great, the story was simple and the dialogue was cheesy and cliched.

 

Dialogue examples: "Welcome to the Xander Zone!" and "Find him fast! Kill him slow!".

 

Oh yeah, and I loved it. B-movie goodness.

Guest MrRant
Posted

But when the hell are you going to do those DVD reviews you were telling me about?

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted
Strays is the movie he wrote and directed.

Oh, OK, thanks dude (welcome to the board, by the way :)). What's Strays about? It's probably not available on DVD, but you can probably get a dubbed copy of it over the 'net somewhere.

Guest Edwin MacPhisto
Posted

xXx ruled.

 

No, I'm serious. I thought it was actually revolutionary filmmaking.

 

Before you slap me in the face and say "wake up"--there has not been a better edited action film in years. And this is truly a film about action--not just explosions and guns, but actual action: movement, progress, and so on. A philosophy of no bullshit, just...do it. A great character who was totally believable in every scene...I dunno. I was taken aback and spent a good 30 minutes in the theater parking lot discussing the film with some amazed friends, as we all realized that we had really just seen a genuinely 'new breed' of action movie, as advertised.

 

It's modern, unique, and thank god an evolution away from the "I'm Arnold, I shoot things" action mode. In my eyes it's as major and evolved and action film as Die Hard was for its time...and that's saying a lot.

 

Totally recommended, and even though you might think it's some shit B-movie, think about what you just saw and realize that an action movie with believable characters, post-modern philosophy, and ridiculously thrilling scenes is pretty frickin' rare these days.

 

Also, I will forever love Vin Diesel for his work on The Iron Giant. Kick-ass.

Guest chirs3
Posted

... I still hate Vin Diesel...

 

But this movie was absolutely awesome. This is the first action movie in a long while (discounting Reign of Fire, since it was a different kind of action movie) that had really fun, exciting, entertaining action sequences.

 

From the previews, I thought this was going to absolutely suck. "A spy movie with SNOWBOARDING? Come on!" Turns out, the snowboarding scene was quite possibly the best scene of the whole movie - that avalanche is really a sight to see.

 

I think it helped that the theatre apparently had the volume on 11 - more often than not, explosions shook the seats and made you go temporarily deaf.

 

I still hate Vin Diesel... but I highly recommend this movie.

Guest raptor
Posted

I actually liked this movie AND Vin Diesel. I thought he came of as the "perfect" action movie star. He delivered the cheesy dialogue really well, and looked convincing when the scene was kinda stupid (like doing the Superman and shooting the guard).

Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20
Posted

All I have to say is.......

Wow!

 

And I mean that in a good way.

Guest El Satanico
Posted

Isn't this the same board where the majority love Ahhhnold?

 

Lots of love for Ahhhnold who has a very small amount of charisma and has zero ability as an actor.

 

Mainly hate for Vin who is oozing with charisma has some ability as an actor. We won't find out how good or bad he is until he gets a meatier role with something decent to work with, but he has shown some ability.

 

I don't know why but that just doesn't make sense at all.

 

 

Now i have nothing against Ahhhnold so don't take this as me ripping on him. In fact i accept his movies for what they are meant to be.

Guest chirs3
Posted

Well, just so you know, I am totally indifferent to Ahhhnold. Could not care less about him.

Guest Lethargic
Posted

I don't understand why all you GUYS are worried about watching XXX because Vin Diesel is in it when Asia F'n Argento is in the movie. That alone makes the movie worth seeing on it's own.

Guest LexLugerRules
Posted

IT FUCKING RULED!

 

I couldnt believe how much it ruled.

 

Vin Diesel is now offically my favorite actor.

Posted
I don't understand why all you GUYS are worried about watching XXX because Vin Diesel is in it when Asia F'n Argento is in the movie.

Yeah, she's quite easy on the eyes. I didn't think much of her performance in XXX, but she was always easy to look at, so I'm willing to forgive the rest.

 

I thought the movie was enjoyable for what it was, but it was no great shakes overall. Here's my TSM review of it for those who are curious.

Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20
Posted

Did-you-see-her-in-the-Club-dancing?

My-God......

Guest C.H.U.D.
Posted

Asia Argento is hot, but so are 1000 other actresses out there. I'm not going to pay to see a movie just because some hot chick is in it. Maybe when I was 15.

Guest NoCalMike
Posted

I must admit the movie suprised me a lot, and I came away happy(I also got a refund because of tweaked sound system). I still am not high on Vin Diesel, but the movie worked with his one or two good qualities and let the supporting cast run away with the movie. Asia Argento....whooo, and Sam Jackson NEVER dissapoints.

Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20
Posted

How-much-did-they-spend-on-this?

I'd-say-over-100-Million.

Guest C.H.U.D.
Posted
How-much-did-they-spend-on-this?

I'd-say-over-100-Million.

The budget was $90 million.

Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20
Posted

I-think-i've-come-down-with-a-case-of-XXX

Fever.

Went-to-see-it-for-the-3rd-time.

 

"Don't-be-a-dick,dick"

Guest LexLugerRules
Posted
I-think-i've-come-down-with-a-case-of-XXX

Fever.

Went-to-see-it-for-the-3rd-time.

Thats it? I saw it 5 times already.

Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20
Posted

I'll-probably-go-see-it-Tomorrow-and-on

Friday-after-I-see-My-Girl,Michelle-Rodriguez

in-Blue-Crush.

 

 

"I-Live-For-This-Shit"

Guest LexLugerRules
Posted

I'll problay see it another time tomorrow. With a huge group of friends.

Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20
Posted

Don't forget to see Blue Crush!

Starring Michelle Rodriguez

In Theatres Friday!

 

Cheap Plug.

Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20
Posted

Girls-who-surf.

Doesn't-sound-as-dumb-as-you-think.

Watch-the-Trailer.You'll-like-it.

Guest Angle-plex
Posted

I just saw XXX, and I was not surprised at all. Exactly like I thought it was going to be.

Guest Shawn 5
Posted

Michelle Rodriguez is nasty in a manly dyke sort of way. Is she gay, 'cause she really puts out a butch lesbian vibe? And would it freakin' kill her to smile once in a while? No wonder she gets type-casted in every movie she's in.

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

I agree, but I do find her kind of cute.

Posted
Thats it? I saw it 5 times already.

Cripes, ever hear of Kazaa? Eh, then again, if you typed "XXX" into Kazaa's search feature, a Vin Diesel movie is probably the last thing you'd actually find.

 

But still, five times?

Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20
Posted

Well,I-just-came-back-from-seeing-it-again.

4th-time.

Hey,I-was-bored.

Guest LexLugerRules
Posted
Thats it? I saw it 5 times already.

Cripes, ever hear of Kazaa? Eh, then again, if you typed "XXX" into Kazaa's search feature, a Vin Diesel movie is probably the last thing you'd actually find.

 

But still, five times?

I really only paid for it twice.

 

The 1st time and 2nd time I had to pay for it.

 

This hot girl paid for me the 3rd time .

 

My friend paid for the 4th time

 

And the 5th time I got in for free cus I got a free movie pass.

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