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Guest O.J. Hart
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1. The current Anahiem Angel's 25-man Roster

2. Derek Jeter

3. Kevin Mench

4. Henry Blanco

5. Ryan Dempster

Guest meanmaisch
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Joe Roa, Phillies pitcher

John Kruk wasn't pleasant to look at either

Guest DerangedHermit
Posted

David Weathers and Mike Fatters...er, Fetters.

Guest Some Guy
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OJ, I think many females would disagree with you about Jeter, like his girlfriend who is wicked hot.

 

Randy Johnson is an ugly fuck.

Mark McGwire had those Freddy Krueger lines on his neck.

Guest Texas Small Arms 09
Posted

DerangedHermit - I think you mean Mark Fetters, the idiot that looks like a pig on the mound....and I would second you on that.

 

And Randy Johnson

Guest Redhawk
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2. Derek Jeter

My sister and I can't decide if Derek Jeter is Black or Hispanic or what. Does anyone know? And save the "It doesn't matter" crap, because, well, it does to me.

Guest alkeiper
Posted

His parents are mixed, black and white if I remember correctly.

Guest Redhawk
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His parents are mixed, black and white if I remember correctly.

So both of his parents are 50/50 Black and White? So that would make Derek 50/50, but just a weird variation of it.

Guest alkeiper
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His dad's black and his mom's white. They showed them endlessly on the world series when they weren't orgasming that it was November.

Guest starvenger
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His parents are mixed, black and white if I remember correctly.

So both of his parents are 50/50 Black and White? So that would make Derek 50/50, but just a weird variation of it.

I think SNL put it perfectly - if the Rock had sex with a muppet, you'd get Derek Jeter. Still, I wouldn't call him ugly.

 

My picks:

- John Candelaria

- Cecil Fielder

 

Still, none of them hold a candle to hockey's Mike Ricci...

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